Are your ready for March Slavery? Capitalist pigs profit from basketball slaves.

[Democrats_win]

As the March college basketball tournament begins we are reminded that corporate big wigs and over paid college officials will be raking in billions of dollars. Meanwhile the athletes get nearly nothing. This is the slavery that Lincoln decried: you pick the food and I'll eat it.

Truly in this world these terrible pigs deserve to have the entire universe fall on their heads. May there be a new big bang that destroys them and their lives. They have earned the worst that the universe can deliver!

Or maybe the giant pit monster, Sarlacc, from Return of the Jedi should be the place for the capitalist pigs. May they be digested in this monster's stomach for eternity!

[Matterate]

1. Most of them go on to make more money in one NBA season

than I'll make in a lifetime.

[Capt. Obvious]

2. "most"

Try a handful.

[Capt. Obvious]

3. A new political theory known as Bracketism

The basketball slaves will rise up to topple the capitalist pigs and usher in a new Socialist state based on teachings of Coach Marvin Wood. Each player shall touch the bread a minimum of four times before eating. No player is more important than the state.

[GuyVelella]

4. The players are all black, the owners are all white.

Just like slavery...