Schism? Fear no more

[BainsBane]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster has reveled the means through which his followers, divided between the Marinara and Alfredo sauces, can come together in holy communion.

Pasta with Tomato Cream Sauce

Ingredients
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons olive oil
4 cloves garlic, minced
1 medium onion, finely diced
Two 15-ounce cans tomato sauce or marinara sauce
Dash of sugar (or more to taste)
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
1 1/2 pounds fettuccine
1 cup heavy cream
Grated Parmesan or Romano, as needed
Chopped fresh basil, for serving
Directions
Watch how to make this recipe
Heat the butter and oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Add the garlic and onions and saute for a minute or so. Pour in the tomato sauce, add sugar, salt and pepper to taste and stir. Cook over low heat for 25 to 30 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Cook the pasta according to the package directions. Drain, reserving 1 cup of pasta water.

Remove the sauce from the heat and stir in the cream. Add cheese to taste, then check the seasoning. Stir in the pasta and thin with a little pasta water if needed. Add the chopped basil and serve immediately

Read more at: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ree-drummond/pasta-with-tomato-cream-sauce.html?oc=linkback

FSM has revealed the divine meal through his intercessor, Ree Drummond. Watch this video, and surely you will agree that she can only be a High Priestess of the One True Faith. http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ree-drummond/pasta-with-tomato-cream-sauce.html

Patafarians truly are everywhere. Note, in particular, the glistening, rosy hue of the sauce, made possible only through the divine intervention of Our Blessed Lady, the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

[NeoGreen]

1. Take heed...

...and know that not all those who have been Touched By The Noodly Appendage (TBTNA) require sauce on their pasta. Acknowledge those legitimate asthetics among the FSM's followers.

Embrace the wondrous diversity of the flock in its entirety.

[tiger_lily99]

2. Sometimes cheese is all you need!

Especially when you have enough to spill it all over the table.

[BainsBane]

3. Truer words were never spoken

I think that meme makes a fitting prayer card for the faith.

[Curmudgeoness]

4. In this part of the country,

we call that pink sauce. But I have to say that there is no reason to argue over sauce.....there are so many other matters to worry about, and all way of eating pasta are acceptable to his Holy Noodleness. He plays no favorites.

[edhopper]

5. And the Vodka sauce

blessed be thy flavor.

[BainsBane]

6. Should a Pastafarian version not use rum instead?