I am back from the dead to guide you towards Pastafarian salvation

[Yorktown]

Verily, verily, I say unto thee:

my account was in the valley of death for three months that were like eternity,

and from my celestial abode, I watched and prayed for my brothers pastafarians.

And now I am reborn, which pretty much makes me the Pastafarian Messiah.


Now all please kneel and pray unto me as you should.

Ramen.

[PassingFair]

1. Strap on the colander and get ta postin'

We've been becalmed around here!

[Yorktown]

2. Fear not, brother. May my un-peace be unto you.

Things are gonna shape up on the deck, or some bosuns are gonna be shark fodder.

Do not f** with the Pastafarian messiah.

So say I.

[AlbertCat]

3. What did you say?

I'm sorry I couldn't hear.... I was busy eating tortellini.

Something about Black Adder?

[NeoGreen]

4. You generally are supposed to...

...cook/boil it before you eat it, that way it keeps he noise down...

[AlbertCat]

5. cook/boil it before you eat it, that way it keeps he noise down...

What?











In a "Strangers with Candy" episode (one where they do an hysterical version of "Raisin in the Sun&quot there's a scene where Jerry's brother is sitting nude at the table dipping uncooked lasagna in a jar of tomato sauce. "Mom didn't do the laundry or cook anything for dinner." I bet it's on YouTube.


Yep here it is! Hysterical! (strangely cropped for some reason.... but you have to buy the episode from Comedy Central.... $1.99!)