Boebert's Eldest Son Complains He Can't Afford A Lawyer - Waldorf Nation

[TexasTowelie]

Rep. Lauren Boebert's (R-CO) son, Tyler, appeared in court on Thursday to explain that he was unable to pay a private attorney, according to Westword.

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Link to the article at Westword: https://www.westword.com/news/lauren-boeberts-son-cant-find-lawyer-he-can-afford-20372300

[LetMyPeopleVote]

1. Public defender time

[Think. Again.]

2. He's just fishing for some rightwing attorney to take it pro-bono....

...probably suggested by his mom.

[magicarpet]

5. Howz aboutz a Go Fund Me - I'm a criminal thug fund.

[Think. Again.]

6. For some reason that hatched a great idea in my head as I read it...

...I think we need to start a wbsite for certain people who are crying poverty...

The "GoFundYourself" website would be a list of comments from folks who don't donate and want to publicly state exactly why they won't donate.

For example:

Comment #324. Hey baby-man boebert, Go Fund Yourself!
Stop stealing people's things and find a job to feed your kid!

[magicarpet]

7. Moochers calling other folks moochers.

Excellent idea,...

Go mooch yourself..... set up your very own moocher fund.

[democratsruletheday]

10. lol..he's a dirt bag, just like his Mommy

the nut doesn't fall far from the tree. Utter trash.

[erronis]

12. Sounds like a good place for a honeypot (no, not bobbert) - get the names and $s

of stoopids who would support this type of person.

Gotta name it something like "FreePatriotLibertyFund". Lots of flags and guns and trump shit.

[Harker]

3. His mother makes $175,00 per year.

Maybe she could lend him the money.

[TexasTowelie]

11. For another 9 months.

Lauren wasn't willing to resign from the 3rd district since she wouldn't get a paycheck if she lost the special election.

[Harker]

14. I lived in CO-4 until a few years ago.

Boebert is going to be running in a big field, and there are some pretty heavy R hitters dismayed and embarrassed by her.

Her 15 minutes are past due.

[TexasTowelie]

15. Thanks for that info.

I always appreciate the viewpoints from someone with local knowledge.

[Harker]

17. I'll be watching that race from NY.

It's going to get pretty ugly, and there will be feelings hurt.

[erronis]

13. I'm sure she get's a few more rubles from friends

or greenbacks while performing.

[Harker]

16. Yes. She may be broken, but she's not broke. n/t

[magicarpet]

4. Seeing how mommy boebert is so adamantly opposed to public welfare as being too socialist.

So a public defender should be out of the question for young alpha-male the thug boebert.

Might it be suggested that the criminal delinquent sell off his assets. How about pawning off his AR-15 long assault rifle for starts. Then using the proceeds to pay his criminal lawyer.

Or maybe mommy boebert could loan her offspring the money needed for his criminal lawyer. Then crim boy could pay mommy back with reasonable interests added on.

That way the general public would not need to pick up the tab for his being an immature criminal thug brat.

[keithbvadu2]

9. He might want to keep that AR-15 for his career advancements.

[viva la]

8. I'm not the sort of parent that takes photos of my kids brandishing automatic weapons

But I certainly would pay for an attorney for an 18-year-old son. I know, I know. I'm just one of those bleeding heart liberals... but then again, neither of my kids ever needed a defense attorney. (But I'd spring for one if needed.)

Then again, both this boy's parents have been arrested multiple times and never went to prison, so maybe he figures he's inherited their luck.