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xfundy's Journal
xfundy's Journal
July 23, 2013

There's a sordid, vile, disgusting story behind the new baby in England!

S*X!

Oh, dear, I hope I didn't blow out your delicate brain-holes by actually describing the actual, disgusting, sinful ACT that resulted in that royal baby!

Still, we must admit that, in this fallen world, S*X happens! Of course it never happened In The Garden of Eden, Baby, by I. Ron Butterfly.

Enough! We must stop this SIN from happening, else our loving God who created it will burn us all with a magnifying glass just to show his infinite Christian Love™.

Oooh, the pain! We are all Doctor Smith now!

July 13, 2013

Money out of politics tv spot

I would like to see it get wide coverage, but bet most networks wouldn't allow it.

https://represent.us/senatorstrips/

July 8, 2013

Since Russia (whatever) is outlawing gays, how do we forget the gay porn they produced?

I mean, it wuzz hawt.

Not even talking about the photo-ops of Pooty-poot. There was some excellent stuff under that.

So will they destroy it or use it as examples?

And, they seem to be embracing the "religious" template, lately. It works well as a choking collar, just look what it did here.

Religion, no better way to enslave and divide.

March 21, 2013

Lost my best friend Tuesday.

She was a mutt, like the rest of us. Mostly Spitz. Beautiful white fur, a former stray my parents adopted maybe 8-9 years ago. She was scared of everyone at first, but finally learned to trust her family. When I moved here to help my parents, she adopted me.

A year ago this month, my mother died of Alzheimer's after declining for years and years. My father died a couple of months ago after a very long hospitalization.

Winky had once had a voracious appetite. My father fed her from the table, which is always a bad idea. While he was in the hospital, I spent either days or nights with him, and felt guilty for leaving Winks at home alone, so I cooked chicken, dog biscuits, ground beef (which she usually preferred raw), noodles, even fish fillets.

For the last couple of months she began losing her appetite as well as weight. I went back to cooking for her, but finally she just stopped eating. She began spending most of her time in her basket. Took her to the vet. Tests revealed she had cancer.

I miss her terribly.

It's been a year of lingering deaths. I hope it's finally over.

January 6, 2013

That Hitler statue--

or art installation, whatever--

I think they should put it in the lower middle of a massive urinal, where it gets pissed on day and night.

Signifying only a tiny portion of what should happen to bigots, racists, and other wastes of flesh like him. And there are plenty! But this woud be a start.

January 4, 2013

Republican "humor."

http://www.therightreasons.net/index.php?/topic/45185-todays-toons-1413/

It doesn't exist.

No wonder they love Dennis Miller.
January 1, 2013

Happy New Year, east coasters!

May it be better than the last one, or the ones prior.

Wouldn't take much.

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