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November 17, 2015

"Being Christian means never having to say you're sorry." . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Bo Dietl!!

Bo ("I used to love taking a good beating!&quot

Dietl is saying: "I'm a strict Constitutionalist and a fervent Christen who believes Christ above and beyond all things, but let me tell you this, Sean, the Constitution isn't a suicide pact and being a Christian doesn't mean you're not ready to bust a few skulls, if you know what I mean. . . . How can they possibly call me a hypocrite for saying that?"

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Above CAPTION based on the following NewsHounds story with a healthy clip:

http://www.newshounds.us/fox_s_bo_dietl_let_s_stop_worrying_about_people_s_rights_when_fighting_terrorism_111615

November 12, 2015

"I'm getting wet and wood at the same time!" . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!

Bill ("Want a ride on my falafel?&quot

O'Reilly is saying: "It's no secret that the liberal press is fixated on issues like Mark Rubio's personal finances, Donald Trump's bankruptcies, and Ben Carson's colorful past. . . . But here at Fox News we don't roll like that. . . . We're not into denigrating a person just to bring him or her down. . . . In fact, even if we wanted to, we're far too busy investigating the myriad scandals surrounding Hillary Clinton to partake in any such shenanigans."

November 9, 2015

Who put the sht in bat-sht crazy?" . . . Please come CAPTION Michelle Bachmann!!!

Michelle ("Even my turds are screwy&quot

Bachmann is saying: "It's kinda obvious to anyone who is looking or watching for these things, like signs, or expressions, or little notes from dropped by God from heaven that tell us what's going to happen. . . . Like that van full of peanut butter that was smashed by a train in Milwaukee. . . . God is saying something like 'Don't trust your infrastructure.' . . . Or like now with the Palestinians trying to kill all the Jews they can. . . . Why, He's saying something like 'Here come the End Times, ready or not!' . . . . Or when that lady's body was found in her house half eaten by all her cats. . . He was saying 'Nourish the beasts of the fields.' . . . It's obvious, is what it is."

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Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/michele-bachmann-jesus-is-coming-soon_563fd10fe4b0b24aee4ab948

November 6, 2015

"Rabbits were invented by buffalo." . . . Please come CAPTION Ben Carson!!

Ben ("Books take up too much space&quot

Carson is saying: "Not only were the pyramids used for grain storage, but underneath were these vast swimming pools where they filmed a lot of those Billy Busty movies and practiced synchronized swimming. . . . And in ancient times, instead of points, there was a place for helipads on top. . . . That reminds me of the third time I met Jesus . . ."

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Above CAPTION of course based on Carson's aversion to facts and thought, most specifically and recently captured by this DU frame/thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017306104

November 3, 2015

"You'll see." . . . Please come CAPTION Cheney's chief source of intelligence: Ahamed Chalabi!!!

Ahamed ("Bridges are half price this month&quot

Chalabi is saying: "Someday I'll die and be dead. That's a certainty. . . . Just like it's certain that someday they find WMDs buried in Iraq's deserts. . . . Whole siloes armed and ready to go, each missile with multiple war heads. . . . And their operators all freeze-dried, ready to thaw, sitting there with their fingers on the button. . . . Like I told Cheney, just you wait and see! . . . Wait and see."

November 1, 2015

"I cherish the memory of my beatings!" . . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Eric Bolling!!!

Eric ("It hurts so good&quot

Bolling is saying: "If the student wouldn't comply, the policeman had every right to throw her across the room! . . . . And, no, I'm not rationalizing a violent culture. . . . I'm just saying there's no such thing as respect without the application of sudden and overwhelming force. . . . What's so weird about that?"

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Above CAPTION based on the following Crook and Liars story with an extensive (and horrifically stupid) clip:

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/10/fox-pundits-defend-sc-cops-attack-seated

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About skip fox

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).

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