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I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).

Journal Archives

Presidential Metal of Freedom winner promotes secession. Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!!

Rush (Traitor to Consciousness) Limbaugh is saying: "Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying I've come to the conclusion that we have to secede, at least not yet. . . . But can somebody tell me what values or how much of my world view I shared with a majority of people in, say, Baltimore, or New York City, or Lost Angeles, or any of those urban areas on the Left Coast, or large urban cities throughout the country. . . . Hell, most of the people in those cities don't even look like me! They eat different things than I do (but I do so love fried chicken!), they send their children to rundown schools and are happy if they become beauticians and doormen instead of ending up in prison. . . . And do you know what has caused this division? . . . . It's liberal hate mongers in the lame stream media while this whole time I've been trying to hold us together. . . . So I haven't come to the conclusion we must secede. . . not yet at least."


Above CAPTION is not that far off from what he actually said, as witnessed at Media Matters:


With Rudy down, someone's got to pick up the lies and carry on. Please come CAPTION Jenna Ellis!!!

Trump's lawyer, Jenna Ellis, is saying: "Whenever I wonder what I should do, I ask myself, 'What would Christ do in this situation?' . . . And here it's clear as day: Christ would sue the panties off of these Democrats and Democrat-enablers."


Above CATION Based on Ellis' interviews on Fox as Crooks and Liars recounts:


A little bird told me. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Trump is tweeting: "Fox is unwatchable. I'd rather watch children crying in cages than Fox. I'd rather watch my father's hemorrhoid operation than Fox. . . . Hell, I'd rather go through one of my nightly nightmares where I'm the defendant and even the judge is screaming at me, than watch Fox."


Above CAPTION based on Trump's current disaffection with Fox as reported by Crooks & Liars:


"Just so you understand." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Trump is saying: "I'm just waiting for the concession from the loser, Sleeply-eyed Joe Biden. . . . Is that too much to ask? . . . . Just make the call, Joe, and get it over with. . . . What the hell are you waiting for?"

Sickness is as sickness does. . . . Please come CAPTION Rudy!!!

Rudy (The man who helped us redefine "abhorrent" ) Giuliani is thinking: "Damn. . . . I think my zipper's stuck again."

Fresh from the time machine. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Trump ("I sold my soul to the devil but haven't gotten my money's worth yet" ) Trump is saying: "I came to Georgia today to support your two great senators, not to talk about myself, though I have plenty to say, just so you know. . . . In fact you're all witnessing, in real time the greatest crime in American history, maybe in any history. . . . They've been after me since I came down that ramp to announce my candidacy. Ever since they've constantly been . . . (blah, blah, blah for 57 mins.) . . . but I'm not fighting for myself. I'm fighting for America and Democracy and the 74 million people who voted for me. . . . But let me now ask David Perdue to say a few words. . . . David?"

"I want to thank America for my landslide victory!" . . . Please CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Trump is saying: "This chart is a real chart and it's a beauty. It shows exactly what happens when Democrats take a dump. . . . Look here at two in the morning. Do you see that line? . . . That's how big the Democrat dump was. . . . I call it a 'massive dump' or a 'huge dump.' . . . But no matter what you call it, it's a gigantic, heavy dump!"

Where Pride and Hunger rage to rule. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented ("I'm surrounded by fools!" ) Trump is saying: "Top of the world, Ma!!! . . . Top of the world!!!"
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