Rush (Traitor to Consciousness) Limbaugh is saying: "Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying I've come to the conclusion that we have to secede, at least not yet. . . . But can somebody tell me what values or how much of my world view I shared with a majority of people in, say, Baltimore, or New York City, or Lost Angeles, or any of those urban areas on the Left Coast, or large urban cities throughout the country. . . . Hell, most of the people in those cities don't even look like me! They eat different things than I do (but I do so love fried chicken!), they send their children to rundown schools and are happy if they become beauticians and doormen instead of ending up in prison. . . . And do you know what has caused this division? . . . . It's liberal hate mongers in the lame stream media while this whole time I've been trying to hold us together. . . . So I haven't come to the conclusion we must secede. . . not yet at least."


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Above CAPTION is not that far off from what he actually said, as witnessed at Media Matters:

https://www.mediamatters.org/rush-limbaugh/rush-limbaugh-there-cannot-be-peaceful-coexistence-between-liberals-and-conservatives

Trump's lawyer, Jenna Ellis, is saying: "Whenever I wonder what I should do, I ask myself, 'What would Christ do in this situation?' . . . And here it's clear as day: Christ would sue the panties off of these Democrats and Democrat-enablers."




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Above CATION Based on Ellis' interviews on Fox as Crooks and Liars recounts:

https://crooksandliars.com/2020/12/jenna-ellis-im-doing-right-thing-god-and

PresiDented Trump is tweeting: "Fox is unwatchable. I'd rather watch children crying in cages than Fox. I'd rather watch my father's hemorrhoid operation than Fox. . . . Hell, I'd rather go through one of my nightly nightmares where I'm the defendant and even the judge is screaming at me, than watch Fox."





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Above CAPTION based on Trump's current disaffection with Fox as reported by Crooks & Liars:

https://crooksandliars.com/2020/12/trump-attempts-insult-fox-news-claiming

PresiDented Trump is saying: "I'm just waiting for the concession from the loser, Sleeply-eyed Joe Biden. . . . Is that too much to ask? . . . . Just make the call, Joe, and get it over with. . . . What the hell are you waiting for?"

Rudy (The man who helped us redefine "abhorrent" ) Giuliani is thinking: "Damn. . . . I think my zipper's stuck again."

PresiDented Trump ("I sold my soul to the devil but haven't gotten my money's worth yet" ) Trump is saying: "I came to Georgia today to support your two great senators, not to talk about myself, though I have plenty to say, just so you know. . . . In fact you're all witnessing, in real time the greatest crime in American history, maybe in any history. . . . They've been after me since I came down that ramp to announce my candidacy. Ever since they've constantly been . . . (blah, blah, blah for 57 mins.) . . . but I'm not fighting for myself. I'm fighting for America and Democracy and the 74 million people who voted for me. . . . But let me now ask David Perdue to say a few words. . . . David?"

PresiDented Trump is saying: "This chart is a real chart and it's a beauty. It shows exactly what happens when Democrats take a dump. . . . Look here at two in the morning. Do you see that line? . . . That's how big the Democrat dump was. . . . I call it a 'massive dump' or a 'huge dump.' . . . But no matter what you call it, it's a gigantic, heavy dump!"

PresiDented ("I'm surrounded by fools!" ) Trump is saying: "Top of the world, Ma!!! . . . Top of the world!!!"