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April 17, 2015
Rick ("Can you even begin to imagine what they must do?"
Santorum is saying: "I'm not a gay bigot! . . . I only said I wouldn't attend a gay wedding. . . . That's all. . . They are probably decent human beings but, I mean, . . . .I wouldn't know what was expected of me. . . . Am I supposed to strip-off and join in? . . . Am I supposed to service only the groom? . . . And which one would that be? . . . No, I'm not a gay bigot, . . . It's just too confusing."
"You might catch something." . . . .Please come CAPTION Rick Santorum!!!!
Rick ("Can you even begin to imagine what they must do?"
Santorum is saying: "I'm not a gay bigot! . . . I only said I wouldn't attend a gay wedding. . . . That's all. . . They are probably decent human beings but, I mean, . . . .I wouldn't know what was expected of me. . . . Am I supposed to strip-off and join in? . . . Am I supposed to service only the groom? . . . And which one would that be? . . . No, I'm not a gay bigot, . . . It's just too confusing."
April 17, 2015
Louie ("The kids used to call me 'Loogie.' . . . What could that have meant?" Gohmert just finished saying: "Liberals and activists don't care about Martin Luther King Jr. . . . In fact, its the conservatives who are preserving his legacy. . . . What would King have done without racism? . . . Huh?. . . By legalizing bigotry, challenging African-Americans' right to vote, and supporting robust police methods in urban communities, conservatives continually provide the context for appreciating that great man!"
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Above CAPTION Based on the following Crooks & Liars story:
http://crooksandliars.com/2015/04/goober-gohmerts-deluded-mlk-fantasy
"King would have loved religious freedom laws!" . . . Please come CAPION Louie Gohmert!!
Louie ("The kids used to call me 'Loogie.' . . . What could that have meant?"
Gohmert just finished saying: "Liberals and activists don't care about Martin Luther King Jr. . . . In fact, its the conservatives who are preserving his legacy. . . . What would King have done without racism? . . . Huh?. . . By legalizing bigotry, challenging African-Americans' right to vote, and supporting robust police methods in urban communities, conservatives continually provide the context for appreciating that great man!"
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Above CAPTION Based on the following Crooks & Liars story:
http://crooksandliars.com/2015/04/goober-gohmerts-deluded-mlk-fantasy
April 17, 2015
Scott ("My dreams are filled with robots going mad. . . . What do you suppose that means?" Walker is saying, "Paul, to be fair, I really, really, really know that my support has taken a nosedive, to say the least, . . . . But what you don't know is the size of the geriatric vote, specifically the dementia and Alzheimer cases. . . . Somebody's going to be surprised . . . and some day soon!"
T.G.T.G.T.G.I.F. . . . . Please come CAPTION Scott Walker!!!
Scott ("My dreams are filled with robots going mad. . . . What do you suppose that means?"
Walker is saying, "Paul, to be fair, I really, really, really know that my support has taken a nosedive, to say the least, . . . . But what you don't know is the size of the geriatric vote, specifically the dementia and Alzheimer cases. . . . Somebody's going to be surprised . . . and some day soon!"
April 15, 2015
Ann ("The only cats I like are dead" Coulter is saying: "Well, Sean, a good question on a literacy text given in order to vote would be something like: Police officers are here to protect and serve the citizens, right? or Hard work and perseverance will be financially rewarded in a Capitalist country like the United States. True or False? . . . . It's not hard at all to design easy tests of people's knowledge which is fair and balanced for all. . . . See?"
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Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters story:
http://mediamatters.org/video/2015/04/15/fox-news-asks-if-its-time-to-revisit-voter-lite/203289
A stain on the map of human intelligence! . . . Please come CAPTION Ann Coulter!!
Ann ("The only cats I like are dead"
Coulter is saying: "Well, Sean, a good question on a literacy text given in order to vote would be something like: Police officers are here to protect and serve the citizens, right? or Hard work and perseverance will be financially rewarded in a Capitalist country like the United States. True or False? . . . . It's not hard at all to design easy tests of people's knowledge which is fair and balanced for all. . . . See?"
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Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters story:
http://mediamatters.org/video/2015/04/15/fox-news-asks-if-its-time-to-revisit-voter-lite/203289
April 14, 2015
Donald ("No hyperbole got nothing on me!" Trump is saying: "It's almost impossible to exaggerate how wretchedly terrible Obama has been as President of the United States, Elizabeth. He's sold our birthright of freedom to such entities as the E.P.A., the N.A.A.C.P, N.O.W, associations of trial lawyers, nutritionists, and tree-huggers. He's made the United States look like roadkill on the world stage. . . . Our enemies are creaming their jeans and our friends are locking their anal hatches, if you know what I mean. . . And what's worst of all . . . Obama doesn't believe Jesus was a predatory Capitalist! . . . As I said, Elizabeth, it's almost impossible to make this stuff up!"
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Above CAPTION Based on the following NewsHounds story:
http://www.newshounds.us/_phony_candidate_donald_trump_complains_about_politicians_being_all_talk_talk_talk_041315
Less than the square root of minus-impossible-one. . . . Please come CAPTION The Donald!!!
Donald ("No hyperbole got nothing on me!"
Trump is saying: "It's almost impossible to exaggerate how wretchedly terrible Obama has been as President of the United States, Elizabeth. He's sold our birthright of freedom to such entities as the E.P.A., the N.A.A.C.P, N.O.W, associations of trial lawyers, nutritionists, and tree-huggers. He's made the United States look like roadkill on the world stage. . . . Our enemies are creaming their jeans and our friends are locking their anal hatches, if you know what I mean. . . And what's worst of all . . . Obama doesn't believe Jesus was a predatory Capitalist! . . . As I said, Elizabeth, it's almost impossible to make this stuff up!"
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Above CAPTION Based on the following NewsHounds story:
http://www.newshounds.us/_phony_candidate_donald_trump_complains_about_politicians_being_all_talk_talk_talk_041315
April 13, 2015
Wayne (I'm so white, I get blinded looking in the mirror" LaPierre is saying: "Listen, the N.R.A. is neither racist or sexist, and I resent it when people call us that! . . . But if you look closely, it's the same people who shoved an African-American down our throats for a President, and want to do so with a women! . . . Imagine!"
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Above CAPTION based (rather closely, unfortunately) on the following Media Matters story:
http://mediamatters.org/video/2015/04/12/nras-wayne-lapierre-on-clinton-and-obama-eight/203250
"Au contraire: Happiness is a HOT gun!" . . . Please come CAPTION Wayne LaPierre!!!
Wayne (I'm so white, I get blinded looking in the mirror"
LaPierre is saying: "Listen, the N.R.A. is neither racist or sexist, and I resent it when people call us that! . . . But if you look closely, it's the same people who shoved an African-American down our throats for a President, and want to do so with a women! . . . Imagine!"
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Above CAPTION based (rather closely, unfortunately) on the following Media Matters story:
http://mediamatters.org/video/2015/04/12/nras-wayne-lapierre-on-clinton-and-obama-eight/203250
April 12, 2015
Bill ("Even in my dreams I try to fall back asleep" O'Reilly is saying: "And here's the tip of the day. . . . No charges of lying against me stuck, and that's why I'm talking to you right now, . . . whereas you don't hear Brian Williams saying anything do you? . . . Enough said. . . . Besides, everybody has already forgotten about it."
'My 'Yes Men' are even expressing grave doubts." . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!!
Bill ("Even in my dreams I try to fall back asleep"
O'Reilly is saying: "And here's the tip of the day. . . . No charges of lying against me stuck, and that's why I'm talking to you right now, . . . whereas you don't hear Brian Williams saying anything do you? . . . Enough said. . . . Besides, everybody has already forgotten about it."
April 12, 2015
Tucker ("I wish I had a nickel for every bow-tie I own" Carlson is saying: "Who does she think she's kidding, Brian? . . . No way! . . . Just because some slap-happy, sk*nky-*ss b*tch who probably likes to thread the noodle and baste the porkchops, if you know what I mean, wants me to, I'm not going to criticize my brother in public. . . . That's that! . . . Sure, ****s like her, don't care what they say and do, . . . she's like all the other sex-addled, libelous m************ s******** in New York, . . . but I've got morals!!!"
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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks & Liars clip:
http://crooksandliars.com/2015/04/tucker-carlson-feigns-confusion-over-being
"But I play a person in the movies." . . . Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!!
Tucker ("I wish I had a nickel for every bow-tie I own"
Carlson is saying: "Who does she think she's kidding, Brian? . . . No way! . . . Just because some slap-happy, sk*nky-*ss b*tch who probably likes to thread the noodle and baste the porkchops, if you know what I mean, wants me to, I'm not going to criticize my brother in public. . . . That's that! . . . Sure, ****s like her, don't care what they say and do, . . . she's like all the other sex-addled, libelous m************ s******** in New York, . . . but I've got morals!!!"
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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks & Liars clip:
http://crooksandliars.com/2015/04/tucker-carlson-feigns-confusion-over-being
April 11, 2015
Mike ("I've insured my dimples" Hucklebee is saying: Well, Tucker, then I'll tell you. . . . I said Rand Paul wasn't fit to govern above the local-yokel level because he's narrow and insular in his thinking, dismissive of other people's thoughts, a genuine suck-up, and even willing to appeal to the most base qualities of human nature. . . . Well, I guess that pretty much sums it up. . . . Glad you asked, Tucker."
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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following NewsHounds story:
http://www.newshounds.us/fox_trots_out_mike_huckabee_to_critique_rand_paul_041015
"Whose your little huckleberry?" . . . Please come CAPTION Mike Hucklebee!!!
Mike ("I've insured my dimples"
Hucklebee is saying: Well, Tucker, then I'll tell you. . . . I said Rand Paul wasn't fit to govern above the local-yokel level because he's narrow and insular in his thinking, dismissive of other people's thoughts, a genuine suck-up, and even willing to appeal to the most base qualities of human nature. . . . Well, I guess that pretty much sums it up. . . . Glad you asked, Tucker."
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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following NewsHounds story:
http://www.newshounds.us/fox_trots_out_mike_huckabee_to_critique_rand_paul_041015
April 11, 2015
Rand ("Free as a frozen turd" Paul is saying "Carla, Carla, Carla, settle down, girl. . . . Don't get your ponytail in a tither. . . . Some girls look pretty when they're mad. . . . Have you ever looked in the mirror? . . . Geez! . . . Just calm down and give me some specifics, sweetheart. . . . Just exactly what did I say that was so sexist? . . Or is this just your time of month?""
"Wasn't Ayn Rand part of The Trinity?" . . . Please come CAPTION Rand Paul!!!
Rand ("Free as a frozen turd"
Paul is saying "Carla, Carla, Carla, settle down, girl. . . . Don't get your ponytail in a tither. . . . Some girls look pretty when they're mad. . . . Have you ever looked in the mirror? . . . Geez! . . . Just calm down and give me some specifics, sweetheart. . . . Just exactly what did I say that was so sexist? . . Or is this just your time of month?""
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