April 24, 2016

"LGBT is my electric company, right?" Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("Let's face it, everybody's mentally challenged but me.&quot Trump is saying: "NBC just called me the most LGBT friendly of the Republicans candidates. . . . And I guess they're right. . . . I think anybody should be able to do what they want to do . . . as along as I don't have to see it, hear about it, read about it, or even think about it, then sure, . . great. . . . Let them do what they want, . . . even if it's utterly disgusting!"



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Above CAPTION based on the following item with a clip at Media Matters:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2016/04/22/nbc-news-describes-trump-one-more-lgbt-friendly-republicans-despite-his-anti-lgbt-positions/210057

April 23, 2016

"Want to wake with a horse's head in the sack with you?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("My hemorrhoids are more articulate than half the world's population&quot Trump is saying: "Listen folks, I'm the world's biggest believer in democracy. . . . I think I can safely say, I love democracy more that almost everyone here combined! . . . But I can also say that if a few Republican primary delegates stand between America and us 'being great again,' . . . well, maybe a few death threats might make them think about it. . . . But like I say, democracy is simply the greatest of all time, . . . all time!!"


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Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/delegates-face-death-threats-from-trump-supporters-222302

April 22, 2016

Armor-piercing flatulence. . . . Please come CAPTION Wayne LaPierre!!

Wayne ("Once I shot myself in the middle of my forehead. Didn't feel a thing.&quot LaPierre is saying: "The NRA is deeply gratified that so many Americans have purchased guns and are ready to use them, . . . but with so many guns out there, they should start seriously thinking about body armor to protect themselves and their loved ones. . . . Of course, since their assailants might have body armor as well, their guns and rifles should be loaded with armor piercing bullets. . . . Then, if that doesn't work . . . "


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Above CAPTION based on the following item with a clip at Media Matters:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2016/04/21/nra-commentator-people-who-hate-guns-should-own-body-armor-passive-way-protect-yourself-being-shot/210023

April 21, 2016

"They should put my picture on the billion-dollar bill!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("Tubman who?&quot Trump is saying: "Harriet Tubman on the twenty-dollar bill? . . . That's crazy, George! . . . I'm not a racist, and I love Tubman, I mean she's really great, . . . fantastic, in fact! . . . . But it's just another example of misguided political correctness. . . . I say 'misguided' because only black drug dealers, car jackers, muggers, or rap artists will ever get to see a twenty-dollar bill with her picture on it. . . . Are we sure we want to encourage that type of activity? . . . Why don't we have a two dollar bill and put her on that? . . . I mean, how much does an 18-ouncer cost?"


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Above CAPTION based on the following item with a clip at Huffington Post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-harriet-tubman-jackson_us_5718c72be4b0c9244a7aeae7

April 20, 2016

Eli, Eli, lama sabachtani!!! . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("Sorry, there's no room at the Inn.&quot Trump is saying: "My second favorite Bible quote is 'an eye for an eye.' . . . Right after the one that tells you to make sure and cast the first stone."



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CAPTION based on Mike Malloy's takedown 0f Trump posted at DU:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017359259

April 20, 2016

"Sanity's a myth!" . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!

Bill ("How can I sleep with people always screaming in my head?&quot O'Reilly is saying: " . . . but I'll tell you who's really the racist. . . . It's those people calling me a racist!!! . . . But take a good look at them, ladies and gentlemen, before you believe a word they say. . . . They're just a bunch of rap-crazed, dope-smoking, hip-hopping, dice throwing, race-hustling, zoot-suited losers with a tattoo in the middle of their foreheads, always crying for more and screaming they've been discriminated against. . . . Who's going to believe trash like that?? . . . I rest my case. . . . And that's the Talking Points Memo. .. . Now onto the ignorance, laziness, immorality, and unwarranted sense of privilege in African-American communities, so called."



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Above CAPTION based on the clip mounted at Media Matters:

http://mediamatters.org/video/2016/04/18/bill-oreilly-defends-his-claim-black-americans-are-ill-educated-and-have-tattoos-their-forehead/209975

April 19, 2016

"I'll tell you where the Middle East is. It's on the map!" . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!!

Donald ("You can't trick me!&quot Trump is saying: "Listen, I'm going to get the best minds around, like Einstein and Darwin and those guys at the Manhattan Project. . . . They would have known what to do on 7/11 when ISIS attacked us, because they know the fact and want to win!"


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Above CAPTION based on the following story on the Huffington Post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-911-711_us_571592bee4b06f35cb70787d

April 18, 2016

"'Days of Rage' is a metaphor for how nice I'm going to be." Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!!

Donald ("I didn't get my own limo until I was thirteen.&quot Trump is saying: "Listen, folks, let's just get this straight right now. I did not . . .repeat not . . . threaten violence at the RNC Convention! . . . That's the lying media once again. . . . What do you expect from them, the sniveling, thieving, larcenist liars! . . . That's what they are! . . . All I said was that if I'm not nominated, there'd be days of rage this July. . . . I didn't say anything about having my thugs come to understandings with certain deviant delegates. . . . I didn't say anything about harassing phone calls, or calling up their families, or unexpected visits. . . . I don't know where the media gets 'threatens violence.' . . . I simply don't get it. . . . In fact, the delegates should be thanking me . . . for helping them see the light before it's too late."


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QAbove CAPTION based on Corey Lewandowski interview covered at News Hounds:

http://www.newshounds.us/campaign_manager_pretends_trump_never_threatened_violence_at_gop_convention_041716

April 14, 2016

"If I get my hands on them, they'll never call me a bully again!" Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!

Donald ("I read the Bible every night, whether I'm with Melania or someone else.&quot Trump is saying: "No, no, Anderson, my enemies are very real. Very real! . . . Why this morning the Huffington Post tried to blame me for the recent upsurge of hatred, fear, and bullying in public schools. . . . Guess what they're calling it? The Trump effect! . . . Can you believe these people? . . . Where do they come up with this crap? . . . I'm telling you right here and now, Anderson, if they don't retract, my lawyers and I are going to bury that rag, . . . then we'll stomp on the graves of everyone involved! . . .The Trump effect. . . . Imagine!"


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The Huffington Post item in question:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-effect-southern-poverty-law-center_us_570e8619e4b03d8b7b9f2836?utm_hp_ref=politics

April 13, 2016

Someone, please open the window! . . . Please come CAPTION Trump's dump: Roger Stone!!!

Roger ("If I'm dying, I'm lying&quot Stone is saying: "I don't understand. . . . How could it possibly hurt my credibility as a Trump spokesman that I am writing a book about how the Clinton's murdered J. F. K. Junior as a ritual to show loyalty to their alien masters? . . . I'm surprised at you, Larry. I thought only the left-wing press would ask such a ridiculous question. . . . Geez."


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Above CAPTION based on the following story at Media Matters:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2016/04/12/trump-ally-roger-stone-writing-entire-book-alleging-clintons-secretly-murdered-jfk-jr/209885