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April 18, 2017
Carter Page is saying: "I can honesty tell you, Steve, that the dossier of the Trump team's so-call collusion with Russia is filled with false innuendoes, gross errors and downright lies! For one, I never delivered a tape to the Russians where Donald Trump pledged to ease sanctions in response to the release of Hillary Clinton's hacked e-mails in steady increments between then and the election, especially but not exclusively on the days of her major rallies, or why would I be talking to you here today? . . . It would make no sense whatsoever. . . . Therefore, the very fact that I'm talking with you is incontrovertible proof that there was no so-called collusion with Russia and that I'm telling the complete truth. . . . Plus they misspelled my name not once, but twice."
"I've checked this out myself. You can take it to the bank." Please come CAPTION Carter Page!!!!
Carter Page is saying: "I can honesty tell you, Steve, that the dossier of the Trump team's so-call collusion with Russia is filled with false innuendoes, gross errors and downright lies! For one, I never delivered a tape to the Russians where Donald Trump pledged to ease sanctions in response to the release of Hillary Clinton's hacked e-mails in steady increments between then and the election, especially but not exclusively on the days of her major rallies, or why would I be talking to you here today? . . . It would make no sense whatsoever. . . . Therefore, the very fact that I'm talking with you is incontrovertible proof that there was no so-called collusion with Russia and that I'm telling the complete truth. . . . Plus they misspelled my name not once, but twice."
April 17, 2017
Donald ("Then grab their purse strings"
Trump is saying: ". . . and now these whiny Hillary types are organizing protests! . . . Imagine! . . . The election is over! . . . And I won. . . . Big time!!! . . . I'm the President. . . . And I'm going to be the president of all the people, just not the whiny left-wingers, . . . or the judiciary, . . . or the so-called the Freedom Coalition, . . . or the dishonest press, . . . or the talking heads on cable, . . . or Planned Parenthood, . . . or renegade Republican senators, . . . or investigative committees, . . . or the jerks in blue states, . . . or . . . Well, you get the idea. . . . I want to bring people together, not blow them apart! . . . So all these nay-sayers can go to hell, for as much as I care."
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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following DU thread:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10028937836
"What I sh*t, you eat!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!
Donald ("Then grab their purse strings"
Trump is saying: ". . . and now these whiny Hillary types are organizing protests! . . . Imagine! . . . The election is over! . . . And I won. . . . Big time!!! . . . I'm the President. . . . And I'm going to be the president of all the people, just not the whiny left-wingers, . . . or the judiciary, . . . or the so-called the Freedom Coalition, . . . or the dishonest press, . . . or the talking heads on cable, . . . or Planned Parenthood, . . . or renegade Republican senators, . . . or investigative committees, . . . or the jerks in blue states, . . . or . . . Well, you get the idea. . . . I want to bring people together, not blow them apart! . . . So all these nay-sayers can go to hell, for as much as I care."
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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following DU thread:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10028937836
April 16, 2017
Donald ("I've got my back" Trump is saying: "Vlad, I've got it all figured. . . . You play like you're pissed about the Syrian missile attack. . . . Then I come out and say relations between Russia and the U.S. are at an all time low. . . . Then you say the same thing. . . . and we both pretend to be not talking for a week or so. . . . Then, when it's cool again, I can start paying you off by releasing sanctions and those other things we talked about. . . . Nobody will be the wiser."
Vladimir Putin is thinking, "And to think, we used to call George Bush 'Numbnuts.'"
"How they hanging, Vlad?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("I've got my back"
Trump is saying: "Vlad, I've got it all figured. . . . You play like you're pissed about the Syrian missile attack. . . . Then I come out and say relations between Russia and the U.S. are at an all time low. . . . Then you say the same thing. . . . and we both pretend to be not talking for a week or so. . . . Then, when it's cool again, I can start paying you off by releasing sanctions and those other things we talked about. . . . Nobody will be the wiser."
Vladimir Putin is thinking, "And to think, we used to call George Bush 'Numbnuts.'"
April 14, 2017
Donald (Developer of designer colostomy bags) Trump is thinking: "Okay, so they start talking about collusion between my associates and Russia. . . . . I bomb Syria. . . . Then they say they have indisputable proof of such collusion. . . . We get a week's coverage of The Mother of All Bombs in Afghanistan. . . . So when they find the collusion was at my direction, . . . Hell, there goes North Korea. . . . And when they find out . . . Well, I got at least two dozen more countries on my list."
"I've got it all figured out!" . . . Please come Caption PresiDented Donald Trump!!!
Donald (Developer of designer colostomy bags) Trump is thinking: "Okay, so they start talking about collusion between my associates and Russia. . . . . I bomb Syria. . . . Then they say they have indisputable proof of such collusion. . . . We get a week's coverage of The Mother of All Bombs in Afghanistan. . . . So when they find the collusion was at my direction, . . . Hell, there goes North Korea. . . . And when they find out . . . Well, I got at least two dozen more countries on my list."
April 13, 2017
Bill ("Someone's in my parking space" O'Reilly is saying: " .
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"Where's my nameplate?" . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!
Bill ("Someone's in my parking space"
O'Reilly is saying: " .
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April 12, 2017
Bill ("Grab them by their tonsils:" O'Reilly is saying: "And now on a personal note. . . . I know there will be voices out there that will claim I'm suddenly going on vacation to take the pressure off Fox due to the bogus sexual harassment charges against me. . . . But that's utterly false. . . . This trip was planned far in advance. . . . In fact I bought our tickets a little over a year ago. . . . I know they show a purchase date of 4/10/17, but that was a clerical error. . . . I actually bought them 4/1/16 . . . I remember because I thought that was an odd date, you know, April Fool's and all."
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Above CAPTION based on a clip posted here at DU:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017433917
"No matter what they say, they really like it." . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!
Bill ("Grab them by their tonsils:"
O'Reilly is saying: "And now on a personal note. . . . I know there will be voices out there that will claim I'm suddenly going on vacation to take the pressure off Fox due to the bogus sexual harassment charges against me. . . . But that's utterly false. . . . This trip was planned far in advance. . . . In fact I bought our tickets a little over a year ago. . . . I know they show a purchase date of 4/10/17, but that was a clerical error. . . . I actually bought them 4/1/16 . . . I remember because I thought that was an odd date, you know, April Fool's and all."
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Above CAPTION based on a clip posted here at DU:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017433917
April 11, 2017
Donald ("What are all these papers doing on my desk?" Trump is saying: "Listen, Henry, I've got it all figured out. Russian and Iran warn me about bombing Syria for the gas attack, so I double down. . . . Not only do I ignore their warnings, but now I tell them I'll bomb a dozen Syrian airbases or more if Assad even uses any more barrel bombs, . . . then if he does, I'll blast the hell out of him, . . . and if Russian or Iran or anyone else objects, I'll warn them about a full-scale nuclear exchange. . . . It can't lose, Henry, you'll see."
Don't forget to unplug the phone when you call. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!!
Donald ("What are all these papers doing on my desk?"
Trump is saying: "Listen, Henry, I've got it all figured out. Russian and Iran warn me about bombing Syria for the gas attack, so I double down. . . . Not only do I ignore their warnings, but now I tell them I'll bomb a dozen Syrian airbases or more if Assad even uses any more barrel bombs, . . . then if he does, I'll blast the hell out of him, . . . and if Russian or Iran or anyone else objects, I'll warn them about a full-scale nuclear exchange. . . . It can't lose, Henry, you'll see."
April 10, 2017
Donald ("What's your rush?" Trump is saying, "Jim, Jim, settle down. . . . You keep harping on the Russian collusion investigation, when clearly today's story is about Syria, and that should last through tomorrow so I can do something to make North Korea p*ss its pants on Wednesday, which will cover another week's news cycle, so that next Saturday I can . . ."
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's actions in the second week of April 2017 as covered by The LA Times:
http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-pol-essential-politics-20170407-story.html
A fat w*nker in a black hole. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("What's your rush?"
Trump is saying, "Jim, Jim, settle down. . . . You keep harping on the Russian collusion investigation, when clearly today's story is about Syria, and that should last through tomorrow so I can do something to make North Korea p*ss its pants on Wednesday, which will cover another week's news cycle, so that next Saturday I can . . ."
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's actions in the second week of April 2017 as covered by The LA Times:
http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-pol-essential-politics-20170407-story.html
April 9, 2017
Steve (The Shiv) Bannon is thinking: "That last shot of monkey brains to the spine really cracks my nut . . . I outta start getting shots twice a week. . . . Boy, oh boy, . . . I'm thinking even clearer than when I was huffing gas back of the garage all those years growing up. . . . Yeah, . . from now on, two shots of monkey brains a week! . . . The nation needs a steady hand."
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Above CAPTION based on the dark practical joke the gods are currently playing on our world.
Give it up for a former heart and brain donor. . . . Please come CAPTION Steve Bannon!!!
Steve (The Shiv) Bannon is thinking: "That last shot of monkey brains to the spine really cracks my nut . . . I outta start getting shots twice a week. . . . Boy, oh boy, . . . I'm thinking even clearer than when I was huffing gas back of the garage all those years growing up. . . . Yeah, . . from now on, two shots of monkey brains a week! . . . The nation needs a steady hand."
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Above CAPTION based on the dark practical joke the gods are currently playing on our world.
April 8, 2017
Donald ("You wouldn't believe where this finger has been" Trump is saying: "Bill, you have nothing to worry about. . . . Another sexual harassment complaint comes out about you, all I gotta do is send in a couple dozen Tomahawk cruise missiles. . . .The press will forget all about it! . . . Watch what happens if the Russian-collusion inquiries crank back up!"
"Every time you kiss her, Bill, you'll be tasting my ****!" Come CAPTION Donald Trump on The Factor!
Donald ("You wouldn't believe where this finger has been"
Trump is saying: "Bill, you have nothing to worry about. . . . Another sexual harassment complaint comes out about you, all I gotta do is send in a couple dozen Tomahawk cruise missiles. . . .The press will forget all about it! . . . Watch what happens if the Russian-collusion inquiries crank back up!"
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