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April 7, 2017

"This office is really aging me. I'll be seven next month." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!



Donald (Deferments) Trump is saying: "I take your point, Harry, but everybody knows you can't investigate a war-time president. . . . I mean, those are the rules."
April 6, 2017

"I like when it's shaved." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump on The O'Reilly Factor!!!




Donald ("They're always crawling all over me, too.&quot Trump is saying: "I'll tell you why I call you a good person, Bill. . . . It's because you're not crude, . . . you're subtle, . . like 'nuanced.' . . . . I mean, you don't just go grabbing p*ssy, . . . you use a metaphor . . . like a falafel . . . or lonesome pubic-hair . . . or Hulk-garian sausage. . . . That's some real uptown stuff!!!!"



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Above CAPTION based on Trump defending O'Reilly after ever more sexual harassment incidents, as covered in The New York Times:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/05/business/media/trump-oreilly-fox-murdochs.html?_r=0
April 5, 2017

"But who can blame them?" . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!



Bill (God's gift to God) O'Reilly is saying: "The audience knows what's this is all about: . . . A young woman in the office gets terribly attracted to me. . . . I don't know why. . . . I comes natural. . . . Anyway, when I rebuff her unwanted advances, she gets mad, and screams, and throws things, and says she's going to sue me for sexual harassment, which she totally makes up. . . . It's outrageous behavior and shouldn't be tolerated much less condoned in a civilized society. . . . The only reason I make the settlements is for my kids. . . . Otherwise I'd treat the poisonous vipers like they deserve to be treated, . . . believe me."



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Above CAPTION Based on coverage of O'Reilly's sexual harassment settlements as seen in the New York Daily News story:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/bill-o-reilly-2004-women-sex-accusations-threat-article-1.3019802

April 4, 2017

"Who needs lubricaton?" . . . Please come CAPTION Devin Nunes!!!



Devin ("A little bird told me&quot Nunes is saying:"Of course, I can be objective, Manu. . . . This matter is way too important for the security of the nation to deal with it in a partisan manner. . . . We have to objectively follow where our investigation leads. . . . So if it leads to Susan Rice unmasking American citizens on her own, or whether it leads to Rice working at the behest of Obama and thus to a criminal investigation that could lead to the prosecution and eventual imprisonment of dozens or even hundreds of former Obama officials . . . Well, it's our duty not to leave a stone unturned and do our duty completely fairly and without bias for the health of the nation."


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Above CAPTION based on Nunes's role as Chairperson of the House Intelligence Committee investigating, preemptively, the Trump team's contacts with the Russians who hack the DNC and affected the outcome of the 2016 presidential election, as noted in the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/john-mccain-devin-nunes-bipartisan-probe_us_58e18adde4b0c777f78851b3
April 3, 2017

"Do your country before your country can do you!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!




Donald ("No reach-around for you, clown&quot Trump is saying: "Oh that Korea deal is going to be so easy, folks, you won't believe it. . . . . All I gotta do is get that Some One Un or who-the-hell-ever in a room alone for 15 minutes. . . . His problem is that he's never been spanked. . . . This is going to be so easy folks!!! . . . You'll see."



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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks and Liars posting:

http://crooksandliars.com/2017/04/trump-claims-he-can-totally-solve-north

April 1, 2017

A traitor to human consciousness. . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Steve Doocy!!



Steve (A lobotomy-a-day keeps thinking away) Doocy is saying: "Okay, okay! . . . Enough about Russia interfering in our electoral process, or about the President trying to impede governmental investigations, or about the National Security Director being a possible double agent and even conspiring to kidnap a Turkish citizen in the United States and send him back to Turkey, or about about the Trump team's possible treasonous collusion with a sworn enemy! . . . The real problem is the leaks. . . . If they hadn't happened, everything else would be fine!. . . Think about it! . . . Now, . . . who's the real traitor?"



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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks and Liars story:

http://crooksandliars.com/2017/03/immunity-fox-and-friends-its-still-all

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About skip fox

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).
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