May 23, 2016

"Finding nothing PROVES there's something!" . . . Please come CAPTION Trey Gowdy!!!

Trey ("I can lie in my sleep&quot Gowdy is saying: "I would tell our critics, Megyn, that The House Judiciary Committee investigating the Benghazi incident was completely impartial, no matter what they say. . . . And while it is true we found no 'stand-down order,' no mis- or malfeasance on part of anyone, and no hint of a cover-up of what wasn't there to cover up in the first place, . . . we still know that Secretary Clinton is hiding something. . . . How impartial can you get?"


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Above CAPTION based on the following DU posting:


http://www.democraticunderground.com/12511991494

May 22, 2016

"My nose feels this long!" . . . Please come CAPTION Steve Doocy!!!!

Steve ("I left my heart at home. I don't miss it.&quot Doocy is saying: "By picking the bison as our national mammal, Obama has again shown his affiliation with losers, the easily panicked and the rampaging insane, not to mention the cud-chewing herd. . . . A bison is no match for the Russian bear. . . . Not at all. . . Not for one second! . . . Why couldn't he have chosen something bigger and better like the saber-toothed tiger or Godzilla? . . . It doesn't take a genius . . ."


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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks and Liars story with a sweet clip:

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/05/fox-friends-attacks-obama-making-bison

May 21, 2016

"Now watch the cards carefully . . ." Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("My soul's on its 15th re-mortgage&quot Trump is saying: "Listen, folks, if I was a con man, I'd tell you I was a con man, because I'd be such a great con man you would never believe it. . . .Not in a million years! . . . Like I could say 'I'm a con man! . . . No really, . . . really, . . .you're all dupes, rubes! . . . I've made idiots out of all of each and every one of you!' . . . Because then all I'd have is say is that I was just joking or making an important point, and then look at you like I really meant it. . . . Because I know one thing: you believe me because I made you want to believe me. . . . See? . . . I would have been the greatest!!!"




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Above CAPTION inspired by Trump's statement that he could shoot someone in public and get away with it as well as the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-supreme-court-nominees-senate-republicans_us_573f3da4e4b045cc9a70d19a

May 20, 2016

"You're absolutely, 100% wrong!!!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

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Donald ("Undisturbed by philosophy, unfazed by science, unbound by thought&quot Trump is saying: "Listen, folks, I know what I said. I said 'A plane got blown out of the sky. And if anybody thinks it wasn’t blown out of the sky, you are 100 percent wrong. You're 100 percent wrong!!!' . . . But, guys, if that turns out not to be the case, . . . it was just a suggestion, alright?"



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Above CAP)TION based on the following ABC story:

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/donald-trump-missing-egyptair-aircraft-blown-sky/story?id=39242934

May 19, 2016

"Dad used to call me Hollow-Point. What do you suppose he meant?" . . Come CAPTION George Zimmerman!

George ("Why do I always hear crackers crumbling between my ears?&quot Zimmerman is thinking: "Damn! $120,000! . . . I wish I'd known that sooner! I'd have left the trailer park for good. . . You bet. . . . And all for being a good citizen and a sort of all round heroic guy. . . . Well, I guess I know where my duty lies. . . . Tonight, it's back on patrol!!!"




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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks and Liars story:

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/05/30-pieces-silver-gun-murdered-teen-trayvon

May 18, 2016

"Edward R. Morrow, eat your heart out!" . . . Please come CAPTION Megyn Kelly!

Megyn ("Did you notice my earrings?&quot Kelly is saying: "To answer your first question, guys, he's a real man, . . . a real man! . . . He's the kind of man I want my boys to grow up and become! . . . He's ideal in every regard, some of which I had never previously imagined!! . . . And to answer your second question, . . . you bet I did a hard-nose, straight up, take-no-prisoners interview with Mister Trump. . . . Why would anyone think otherwise?"


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Above CAPTION based on the following items in Media Matters and News Hounds as well as Megyn Kelly's appearance on Fox's The Five 5/17/2016 where she actually said some of the above, believe it or not:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2016/05/17/megyn-kelly-con-should-end-trump-s-softball-interview/210471

http://www.newshounds.us/megyn_kelly_s_interview_with_donald_trump_softballs_and_self_promotion_051716

May 17, 2016

"Sorry you're dying, Honey. Just sign this." . . . Please come CAPTION Newt Gingrich!!!

Newt ("Truth is boring&quot Gingrich is saying: "Well, Sean, the way I see it, I'd bring the Trump ticket a whole lot! I can work well with many others for a common positive goal. I have great intellectual gifts that allow me to make predictions nobody else has even thought of. My ethical standards are highly acclaimed. . . . Heck, and that's not even to mention my profound personal loyalty."




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Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/newt-gingrich-donald-trump-vice-president_us_573a157ce4b060aa781ae3a4

May 15, 2016

"I used to LOVE getting wedgies!" . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!

Bill O'Reilly is saying: "It's actually quite simple: there's racism, and I think we all know what that means though it might be variously applied and seems to be increasingly used more as a political weapon than as an observation in fact; then there's reverse racism which is like spitting in the mirror going backwards turning as wagon-wheels where everything you say bounces back and sticks to you; then there's passive racism which is like falling asleep at the wheel in a strange city without a map or moral compass, then waking up the next morning with a kangaroo and a pair of pruning shears. . . . It should be obvious! . . . And that's the memo, now onto why Michelle Obama wants to join ISIS. . . . Can you imagine?"



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Above CAPTION based on the following News Hounds piece:

http://www.newshounds.us/bill_o_reilly_blames_black_crime_in_chicago_on_obama_s_passive_racism_051316

May 14, 2016

"Wanta play cops and robbers?" . . . Please come CAPTION George Zimmerman!!!

George ("Thinking about guns gives me wet dreams!&quot Zimmerman is saying: "Nancy, this might surprise you, but I think my critics are right when they say to sell the gun now that killed Trayvon Martin would not be right. . . . I should have done it long ago, especially if I could have gotten half-a-million bucks for it. . . . So I think they're absolutely right: . . . I coulda been rich all this time!"

May 14, 2016

"Like the Beatles said: Hate is all you need." . . . Please come CAPTION Steve Doocy!!!

Steve ("I was a reporter for my high school newspaper. They gave me the bathroom beat.&quot Doocy is saying: "Who cares about the quality of the newspaper, or that this story is entirely based on speculation and interviews with discredited sources, if this is true, Hillary's toast!&quot



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Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters piece with a lovely compilation of transcripts playing all the scales of outrage and hyperbole:

http://mediamatters.org/research/2016/05/13/ny-post-s-blond-bombshell-story-ripped-pages-national-enquirer/210408