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June 12, 2016

Trump's Liar-for-Hire. . . . Please come CAPTION Harlan Hill, another Fox "Democratic Strategist"!



Harlan ("I'm not going to sell my soul to the devil. I lost it long ago.&quot Hill is saying: Many Democrats are thinking just like me, and we believe that Hillary sold state secrets to the Soviets, founded ISIS, ordered the assignation of one of our ambassadors, and that she should be serving a life sentence in solitary confinement. . . . Believe me, many Democrats are on board with this. . . . Tens of millions of us.



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Above CAPTION based on the fine News Hounds story exposing Harlan Hill, Fox "News," Don-the-Con Trump, and dishonest politics at large:

http://www.newshounds.us/fox_s_democratic_strategist_sanders_supporter_is_really_a_donald_trump_operative_061116
June 11, 2016

"Jesus had huge forearms like Popeye." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!



Donald ("Suffer unto me the gullible with their cash or credit cards&quot Trump is saying: "Jesus to me is somebody I can think about for security and confidence without having to pay through the nose. He's somebody I can revere in terms of bravery and in terms of courage. You oughta see the posters I had made, Cal; they make Rocky Balboa look like a 90-pound weakling. And because I consider the Christian religion so important, Jesus is somebody I can totally rely on in my own mind without having him sign a non-disclosure agreement."

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Above CAPTION based on the interview Trump had with Cal Thomas 6.8.16.:

http://calthomas.com/node/985
June 11, 2016

"I'm going to be so presidential you'll sh*t yourself!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!



Donald ("Lex Luthor got a raw deal, it seems to me&quot Trump is saying: "I am proud to be the standard bearer of the Republican Party and will never let you down. Never! . . . . I'm going to be so dignified you won't believe it. . . . Even when Pocahontas is out there trying to shoot her pathetic little arrows at me, I'm going to rise above it. . . . Like a hammer and then pound the little redskin b*tch into the ground. . . . Not that I hate the *njuns, . . . They're the greatest, believe me!"


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Above CAPTION based on the "Pocahontas" reference he made the day after promising to be a proper candidate:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/politics/ct-donald-trump-elizabeth-warren-pocahontas-20160610-story.html
June 10, 2016

This here's one bad case of C.A.S. (Chronic *sshole Syndrome). Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!



Donald ("I only think white thoughts&quot Trump is saying: "Jake, I'll tell you the God's honest truth: I'm no more a racist than Baraka Obama was born in the United States! . . . I can't say it any more truthfully than that."





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Above caption based on Trump's racist comments, second week of June, 2016.
June 9, 2016

"They took away my tweeter. . . . I feel so naked." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!




Donald ("Even God is jealous of me&quot Trump is saying: "And I'm not going to say another single word about that lying, thieving , stinking, Mexican judge who should do the right thing by recusing himself or blowing out his . . . Well, not one more single word about that rat bastard. . . . Mark my words. . . . He's not worth the trouble to even think of the words which could do him justice, like 'malignant slime,' or 'miscreant weasel,' or . . . "





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In an interview with Bloomberg News it appears Trump couldn't halp himself and responded to a question about the Trump University case after vowing on the 7th not to speak of it again:

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-06-08/trump-says-no-reason-to-raise-1-billion-for-campaign
June 9, 2016

It's cheaper than a lobotomy. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!



Donald ("They won't let me tweet&quot Trump is saying: " . . . and - together - we - can - make -America -great - again. (pause) And - I - promise - to - never - let - you - down (pause) as - sure - as - these - words - come - straight - from - my - heart! (smile)"




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Above CAPTION based on Trump's teleprompter speech 6.7.16.


June 8, 2016

"'then - on - to - victory!' (Raise fist. Look at crowd.)" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!



Donald ("I always hated reading.&quot Trump is thinking: "Whew. . . I'm glad that's over. . . . Teleprompters make giving a speech hard. . . . You have to constantly think."





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Above CAPTION based on Trump's June 7, 2016 speech which he read from a teleprompter after his racism of the previuous few days shocked even Republicans! Here's a Huffington Post link to the entire speech. Watching it might be cheaper than a lobotomy, but it doesn't have much else to recommend it:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-zzz_us_575772c0e4b08f74f6c092b7
June 7, 2016

"Deviance is in the eyes of the beholder." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!




Donald ("The problem with other people is that they're not me.&quot Trump is saying: "Dick Morris is one of the most intelligent, morally upright, honest, loyal, and credible individuals on the planet. . . . Period! . . . His ethics are the best! . . . The best. . . .And he's always right, folks, . . . He's just what I need to put my campaign on the high road!"







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Above CAPTION based on the following New York Magazine story:

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/06/dick-morris-in-talks-to-join-the-trump-campaign.html?mid=full-rss-krang,dailyintel,scienceofus#


If you have a hard time remembering what the little weasel looks like:



June 7, 2016

"Use your noodle". . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!




Donald ("Plato, eat your heart out!&quot Trump is saying: ""Am I racist for saying the Mexican judge is biased against me in the Trump University suit? . . . Are you listening to yourself, John? . . . Just the opposite! . . . It's like I just said that rock is blue. . . . If that rock is blue, no problem, right?. . . . Are you following this? . . . But then if someone comes along and says you're a racist because you said the rock is biased against you because it is blue, when that wasn't what I said at all, . . . that would make that someone else 'a racist,' wouldn't it? . . . I mean, John, use your noodle."
June 6, 2016

"When I'm elected, we'll have a constitutional crisis every day!" Come CAPTION Donald Trump!!




Donald ("Just how is it racist to hate ******s?&quot Trump is saying: "Listen, Jake. . . . Jake! . . . Excuse me. . . . If he was a Muslim judge, I'd suspect he'd be giving down Shiarai or Jihadi law. . . . If he was African American, perhaps some witchdoctor would be dancing around in the courtroom. . . . Or if he was Irish, they'd all be drunk! . . . How is it racist to point out the obvious?





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Above CAPTION based on interviews with Jake Tapper and on Face the Nation:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/03/politics/donald-trump-tapper-lead/index.html

http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/05/politics/donald-trump-muslim-judge/index.html?eref=rss_politics


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About skip fox

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).
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