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August 12, 2015
Donald ("My ego obscures everything I see"
Trump: "What? . . . Is the Bible better than The Art of the Deal? . . . Well, yeah, . . . but all the votes aren't all in yet."
"My hair has its own micro-climate!" . . . Please come CAPTION The Donald!!!!
Donald ("My ego obscures everything I see"
Trump: "What? . . . Is the Bible better than The Art of the Deal? . . . Well, yeah, . . . but all the votes aren't all in yet."
August 11, 2015
Megyn ("I wonder why I always dream of sewers" Kelly is saying, "I cannot and will not apologize for practicing good journalism. . . . As you and the audience know, I've been noted for thorough, fair and objective coverage for my entire career, from the criminal negligence of Benghazi or the felonious use of the IRS, and from illegal use of Hillary Clinton's use of her own server to the Presidential murder of Vince Foster, from the immoral and unethical acquisition of money in Whitewater to. . . . Well, you get the idea. . . . Being a good journalist is central to my nature. . . . Why should I apologize?"
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Above CAPTION inspired by the following Huffington Post story with a clip:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/megyn-kelly-gop-debate_55c94d4be4b0f73b20ba7ae9?kvcommref=mostpopular
Better source is the Crooks and Liars story here:
http://www.newshounds.us/megyn_kelly_i_certainly_will_not_apologize_to_donald_trump_081015
Oh for a wooden nose! . . . Please come CAPTION Megyn Kelly!!!
Megyn ("I wonder why I always dream of sewers"
Kelly is saying, "I cannot and will not apologize for practicing good journalism. . . . As you and the audience know, I've been noted for thorough, fair and objective coverage for my entire career, from the criminal negligence of Benghazi or the felonious use of the IRS, and from illegal use of Hillary Clinton's use of her own server to the Presidential murder of Vince Foster, from the immoral and unethical acquisition of money in Whitewater to. . . . Well, you get the idea. . . . Being a good journalist is central to my nature. . . . Why should I apologize?"
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Above CAPTION inspired by the following Huffington Post story with a clip:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/megyn-kelly-gop-debate_55c94d4be4b0f73b20ba7ae9?kvcommref=mostpopular
Better source is the Crooks and Liars story here:
http://www.newshounds.us/megyn_kelly_i_certainly_will_not_apologize_to_donald_trump_081015
August 10, 2015
Donald ("Are you kidding? . . . God prays to me!" Trump I saying: "And I'm sure that if I said it seemed like Megyn Kelly was on the rag, a lot of you would have thought I meant something other than what I would have meant: That she's irritable because she's been cleaning the house for days. . . You guys are really sick! . . . You know that?"
Making American Grate Once Again! . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("Are you kidding? . . . God prays to me!"
Trump I saying: "And I'm sure that if I said it seemed like Megyn Kelly was on the rag, a lot of you would have thought I meant something other than what I would have meant: That she's irritable because she's been cleaning the house for days. . . You guys are really sick! . . . You know that?"
August 9, 2015
Roger ("He's so obnoxious I get sexually excited, if that's what you'd call it." Ailes is saying: "How can we ever turn over our party to someone who is so ideologically blind, misogynistic, outrageous, set in his own wrong-headed ideas, and militantly proud of being blinded by his own ego like Donald Trump? . . . That would be utter madness!!!"
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CAPTION inspired by the following Crooks & Liars story:
http://crooksandliars.com/2015/08/roger-ailes-now-official-gop-chairman
"Trump is toast!" . . . Please come CAPTION Roger Ailes!!!
Roger ("He's so obnoxious I get sexually excited, if that's what you'd call it."
Ailes is saying: "How can we ever turn over our party to someone who is so ideologically blind, misogynistic, outrageous, set in his own wrong-headed ideas, and militantly proud of being blinded by his own ego like Donald Trump? . . . That would be utter madness!!!"
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CAPTION inspired by the following Crooks & Liars story:
http://crooksandliars.com/2015/08/roger-ailes-now-official-gop-chairman
August 8, 2015
Donald ("Misogyny is just a warm-up for me" Trump is saying: "Bill, that's what's wrong with this country: political correctness. . . . I notice one little fact out loud like Megyn Kelly was likely bleeding from 'her wherever,' if you know what I mean, which makes women, a vast majority of whom are already at the edge of a hysterical breakdown one moment to the next, into rampaging b*tches!!! . . . I just happen notice that one little thing and innocently point it out and everybody pretends to get upset! . . . Just how is it sexist to point that out?"
Bill ("My falafel is drying out." O'Reilly responds: "You got me there!"
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CAPTION based on the following CNN clip on the Huffington Post:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-megyn-kelly-had-blood-coming-out-of-her-wherever_55c55a97e4b0923c12bd079c?kvcommref=mostpopular
"Women are great . . . for three things!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("Misogyny is just a warm-up for me"
Trump is saying: "Bill, that's what's wrong with this country: political correctness. . . . I notice one little fact out loud like Megyn Kelly was likely bleeding from 'her wherever,' if you know what I mean, which makes women, a vast majority of whom are already at the edge of a hysterical breakdown one moment to the next, into rampaging b*tches!!! . . . I just happen notice that one little thing and innocently point it out and everybody pretends to get upset! . . . Just how is it sexist to point that out?"
Bill ("My falafel is drying out."
O'Reilly responds: "You got me there!"
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CAPTION based on the following CNN clip on the Huffington Post:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-megyn-kelly-had-blood-coming-out-of-her-wherever_55c55a97e4b0923c12bd079c?kvcommref=mostpopular
August 7, 2015
Donald ("Notice my restraint?" Trump is saying: “Listen Megyn, I’ve been very nice to you, although I could probably maybe not be based on the way you have treated me. . . . That is, I could get rough with you, but I won't. . . I could call you a skag-bitch who slept her way to the top (and with some truly, remarkably ugly creatures, I might add), but I won't. . . . I won't say a damned thing.”
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's answer at the Fox debates (8.6.15) about remarks disparaging women. Here's the Huffington Post story with a clip:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/megyn-kelly-takes-on-misogynist-jerk-trump-during-gop-debate_55c417b7e4b0f1cbf1e48908?nv0u23xr
"I love women, even though most of them are ******!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("Notice my restraint?"
Trump is saying: “Listen Megyn, I’ve been very nice to you, although I could probably maybe not be based on the way you have treated me. . . . That is, I could get rough with you, but I won't. . . I could call you a skag-bitch who slept her way to the top (and with some truly, remarkably ugly creatures, I might add), but I won't. . . . I won't say a damned thing.”
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's answer at the Fox debates (8.6.15) about remarks disparaging women. Here's the Huffington Post story with a clip:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/megyn-kelly-takes-on-misogynist-jerk-trump-during-gop-debate_55c417b7e4b0f1cbf1e48908?nv0u23xr
August 6, 2015
Jeb ("I have to whisper to hear myself think." Bush is saying: "So I ask you, why should we sink more funding into women's health issues? . . . Heck, by all actuarial tables women already out-live men by several years. . . . And if they'd act like real, adult women and stayed at home, raised the family, and kept the house . . . Well, I'd say they have had it pretty danged good already, wouldn't you?"
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Caption based on Bush's comment on women's health issue as in this MSNBC item:
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/jeb-bush-continues-stumble-womens-health
"I'm secretly pulling for Trump." . . . Please come CAPTION Jeb Bush!!!
Jeb ("I have to whisper to hear myself think."
Bush is saying: "So I ask you, why should we sink more funding into women's health issues? . . . Heck, by all actuarial tables women already out-live men by several years. . . . And if they'd act like real, adult women and stayed at home, raised the family, and kept the house . . . Well, I'd say they have had it pretty danged good already, wouldn't you?"
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Caption based on Bush's comment on women's health issue as in this MSNBC item:
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/jeb-bush-continues-stumble-womens-health
August 5, 2015
Trump, Bush, Walker, Huckabee, Carson, Cruz, Rubio, Paul, Christie, and Kasich are each saying: "And the first thing I'll do as President is cancel everything Obama did."
And then there were ten. . . . Please come CAPTION the debator-nators!!
Trump, Bush, Walker, Huckabee, Carson, Cruz, Rubio, Paul, Christie, and Kasich are each saying: "And the first thing I'll do as President is cancel everything Obama did."
August 4, 2015
Bobby ("If there had been evolution, why isn't it in the Bible?" Jindal is saying: "A lot of my colleagues will say anything, no matter how stupid, just to get into the debate. . . . Not me. . . . I'm a man of principle. . . . For instance, I know Planned Parenthood doesn't perform abortions in Louisiana, but I'm cutting all state funding for them on principle. . . . I realize Louisiana doesn't share a border with Mexico, but I'm having a wall built on principle. . . . And I realize ISIS, the Taliban, and al-Qaeda are in the Middle East, but I outlawed all terrorist training camps in my state! . . . You got it, 'on principle'! . . . Trust me when I say that the debate is the last thing on my mind."
Desperate in Louisiana! . . . Please come CAPTION Bobby Jindal!!!
Bobby ("If there had been evolution, why isn't it in the Bible?"
Jindal is saying: "A lot of my colleagues will say anything, no matter how stupid, just to get into the debate. . . . Not me. . . . I'm a man of principle. . . . For instance, I know Planned Parenthood doesn't perform abortions in Louisiana, but I'm cutting all state funding for them on principle. . . . I realize Louisiana doesn't share a border with Mexico, but I'm having a wall built on principle. . . . And I realize ISIS, the Taliban, and al-Qaeda are in the Middle East, but I outlawed all terrorist training camps in my state! . . . You got it, 'on principle'! . . . Trust me when I say that the debate is the last thing on my mind."
August 4, 2015
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Donald ("Born with a golden enema-bag" Trump is saying: "You're right, I fired my staffer because in his Facebook postings he called Chris Christie a 'fat slob.' . . . I mean, Mr. Christie has always seemed rather neat to me. . . . And, oh yeah, 'cause he used the N-word several dozen times. . . . That's still wrong, right?"
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CAPTION based on the following Crooks&Liars story:
http://crooksandliars.com/2015/08/trump-fires-staffer-alleged-facebook-posts
"What 'scalp-reduction technique'? You're crazy!". . . Please come CAPTION The Donald!!!
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Donald ("Born with a golden enema-bag"
Trump is saying: "You're right, I fired my staffer because in his Facebook postings he called Chris Christie a 'fat slob.' . . . I mean, Mr. Christie has always seemed rather neat to me. . . . And, oh yeah, 'cause he used the N-word several dozen times. . . . That's still wrong, right?"
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CAPTION based on the following Crooks&Liars story:
http://crooksandliars.com/2015/08/trump-fires-staffer-alleged-facebook-posts
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