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September 16, 2017
Pete (Mr. Public-Self-Gratification) Hegseth is saying: "On this, Clayton, I think the President is 1,000 percent correct: these anti-fascists teaching our children are as dangerous as ISIS. . . . And they think they have more of a right to call themselves Americans than the Neo-Nazis, the KKK, or the White Supremacists! . . . What gives them the moral high-gound, I'd like to know."
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Above CAPTION based on a clip, the link to which was posted somewhere (where this clown complained of anti-facists teaching "our children" ), the sentiments of which can be found in the following Salon article:
http://www.salon.com/2017/08/13/peter-hegseth-on-fox-and-friends-defends-white-nationalists-in-charlottesville/
"Neo-Nazis are exactly like you and me. They're just newer." Come CAPTION Fox's Pete Hegseth!!!
Pete (Mr. Public-Self-Gratification) Hegseth is saying: "On this, Clayton, I think the President is 1,000 percent correct: these anti-fascists teaching our children are as dangerous as ISIS. . . . And they think they have more of a right to call themselves Americans than the Neo-Nazis, the KKK, or the White Supremacists! . . . What gives them the moral high-gound, I'd like to know."
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Above CAPTION based on a clip, the link to which was posted somewhere (where this clown complained of anti-facists teaching "our children" ), the sentiments of which can be found in the following Salon article:
http://www.salon.com/2017/08/13/peter-hegseth-on-fox-and-friends-defends-white-nationalists-in-charlottesville/
September 15, 2017
Donald ("My cuff-links are more intelligent than all these bums put together" )Trump is thinking: "These sons-a-bitches might have been able to get me to sign this stupid joint resolution condemning the violence of Neo-Nazis, white supremacists, and the KKK at Charlottesville last month, but just wait until I talk to the press and tell them what I've found out about Antifa from Sean and Alex. . . . They'll p*ss their little panties like the losers they are."
"The little bunny goes 'round the tree and into the hole." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("My cuff-links are more intelligent than all these bums put together" )Trump is thinking: "These sons-a-bitches might have been able to get me to sign this stupid joint resolution condemning the violence of Neo-Nazis, white supremacists, and the KKK at Charlottesville last month, but just wait until I talk to the press and tell them what I've found out about Antifa from Sean and Alex. . . . They'll p*ss their little panties like the losers they are."
September 14, 2017
Donald (The man with the Merdus Touch) Trump is saying: "Just how am I confusing the issue of giving Dreamers permanent status by linking that to the wall, since then after we kick them out they can't get back in where they belong? . . . I mean, use your heads for once."
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Above based on the tentative, verbal deal Trump made 9/13/17 with the Democratic leadership as reported by the BBC:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41267926
"The wall will have jacuzzis and tennis courts." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald (The man with the Merdus Touch) Trump is saying: "Just how am I confusing the issue of giving Dreamers permanent status by linking that to the wall, since then after we kick them out they can't get back in where they belong? . . . I mean, use your heads for once."
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Above based on the tentative, verbal deal Trump made 9/13/17 with the Democratic leadership as reported by the BBC:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41267926
September 14, 2017
Mike (Float like a butterfly and sing like a canary) Flynn is saying: "Look, fellows, the reason I neglected to list the nuclear deal I was negotiating between Russian and Saudi Arabia on my security renewal application, was that I didn't consider it important. . . . After all, during that same period, I was concentrating on my golf swing and taking Berlioz Arabic language lessons on my computer."
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Above CAPTION based on the recent revelations of yet another un-listed Russian contact the second week of Sept. 2017 as reported by NPR:
http://www.npr.org/2017/09/13/550679417/house-dems-michael-flynn-may-have-lobbied-for-nuclear-deal-inside-white-house
"Boy have I got a story to tell!" . . . Please come CAPTION Mike Flynn!!!
Mike (Float like a butterfly and sing like a canary) Flynn is saying: "Look, fellows, the reason I neglected to list the nuclear deal I was negotiating between Russian and Saudi Arabia on my security renewal application, was that I didn't consider it important. . . . After all, during that same period, I was concentrating on my golf swing and taking Berlioz Arabic language lessons on my computer."
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Above CAPTION based on the recent revelations of yet another un-listed Russian contact the second week of Sept. 2017 as reported by NPR:
http://www.npr.org/2017/09/13/550679417/house-dems-michael-flynn-may-have-lobbied-for-nuclear-deal-inside-white-house
September 11, 2017
Donald Trump is thinking: "Damn. . . . This thing must be broken. . . . No minute can be this long!! . . . And it's worth over twelve grand. . . . The second hand is deliberately going even slower. . . . Like it's laughing at me! . . . Seems like 9/11 isn't worth even a moment of this crap. . . . Now it's like standing still!"
"The big hand stands for me!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald's Moment of Silence for 9/11 Victims!
Donald Trump is thinking: "Damn. . . . This thing must be broken. . . . No minute can be this long!! . . . And it's worth over twelve grand. . . . The second hand is deliberately going even slower. . . . Like it's laughing at me! . . . Seems like 9/11 isn't worth even a moment of this crap. . . . Now it's like standing still!"
September 10, 2017
Donald ("Not even a cuddle?" )Trump is shouting: "What? . . . A nuclear holocaust? . . . That's what I thought you asked. . . . Well, we'll just have to wait and see, won't we?
Melania ("I always have an extra tissue" ) Trump is thinking : "I don't care what he says, I still won't let him touch me."
"You say 'tomato' and I say 'testicular cancer.'" Come CAPTION The Trumpets, Donald and Melania!!!
Donald ("Not even a cuddle?" )Trump is shouting: "What? . . . A nuclear holocaust? . . . That's what I thought you asked. . . . Well, we'll just have to wait and see, won't we?
Melania ("I always have an extra tissue" ) Trump is thinking : "I don't care what he says, I still won't let him touch me."
September 10, 2017
Mar a Lago is saying: "Of course evacuees are welcome . . . as long as they're members."
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Above is an example of Fake CAPTION-News (i.e., a cheap shot) since Mar a Lago was itself ordered evacuated.
"Not even the staff's family!" . . . Please come CAPTION Mar a Lago!!!
Mar a Lago is saying: "Of course evacuees are welcome . . . as long as they're members."
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Above is an example of Fake CAPTION-News (i.e., a cheap shot) since Mar a Lago was itself ordered evacuated.
September 6, 2017
Donald ("Dreamers are schemers" )Trump is saying: "The only logical . . . I mean, when you think about it as I have . . . as I've been forced to . . . Obama left me a time bomb . . . Because if you want to be fair. . . Or if you love them like I do . . . It was Obama's problem! . . . You're responsible for lives, I mean . . . So when you think through it . . . . And if it wasn't for the previous administration. . . With your heart, never forget your heart, . . . You realize straight thinking is the only answer. . . . Any questions?"
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's non-answer to the extension of the DACA 9.4-5.17 as reported by Political:
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/03/trump-dreamers-immigration-daca-immigrants-242301
"I love you, Dreamers, I really do. Now get the hell out!" Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!
Donald ("Dreamers are schemers" )Trump is saying: "The only logical . . . I mean, when you think about it as I have . . . as I've been forced to . . . Obama left me a time bomb . . . Because if you want to be fair. . . Or if you love them like I do . . . It was Obama's problem! . . . You're responsible for lives, I mean . . . So when you think through it . . . . And if it wasn't for the previous administration. . . With your heart, never forget your heart, . . . You realize straight thinking is the only answer. . . . Any questions?"
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's non-answer to the extension of the DACA 9.4-5.17 as reported by Political:
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/03/trump-dreamers-immigration-daca-immigrants-242301
September 4, 2017
Donald Trump is saying: "Okay, okay, John, . . . I mean General Kelly. . . I promise no more tweeting on North Korea, just cut these damn things off. . . . Okay, okay, cut these damn things off, please!"
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Above CAPTION based on the fact that Trump has not tweeted from over 23 hours since meeting with Kelly, Mattis, and other military leaders about North Korea on August 3rd.
Nation in Peril? Hooray for finger traps! . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald Trump is saying: "Okay, okay, John, . . . I mean General Kelly. . . I promise no more tweeting on North Korea, just cut these damn things off. . . . Okay, okay, cut these damn things off, please!"
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Above CAPTION based on the fact that Trump has not tweeted from over 23 hours since meeting with Kelly, Mattis, and other military leaders about North Korea on August 3rd.
September 3, 2017
Donald ("Extra everything, please!" ) Trump is saying: "Listen, you ninnies, I had lots of other plans, big things to do, . . . lots better things than come down here and tell you to stop all this hurricane and flood nonsense. . . . Just f*cking stop it!! You hear? . . . . I promise you won't like it if I have to come down again!"
"And I'm going to come like a bull in rut!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("Extra everything, please!" ) Trump is saying: "Listen, you ninnies, I had lots of other plans, big things to do, . . . lots better things than come down here and tell you to stop all this hurricane and flood nonsense. . . . Just f*cking stop it!! You hear? . . . . I promise you won't like it if I have to come down again!"
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