June 13, 2013

What does Sean have against Hannity? Or is it the opposite? Please come CAPTION the w*nking spud!!!

Sean is saying: "The Democrats want to kill the Patriot Act, and outlaw methods such as data retrieval and mining. They can't wait to weaken the very fabric of their country!!"

Hannity saying: "The President through the NSA's illegal and clearly unconstitutional capture of data and subsequently using that data to severely compromise the language of our freedoms, our very Constitution of The United States of America!'

Sean is saying: "It's become clear to me suddenly, the very beliefs the Democrats hold dear are traitorous, pretending to call for privacy but wanting in the end only to hand us over to the terrorists!"

Hannity is saying: "Therefore, undermining our glorious Constitution and our very way of life with his traitorous belief of snooping in on every innocent American, he should not only be impeached but expelled from the human community!!!"



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Check out the actual story on Media Matters (in his own sweet words):


http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/06/12/sean-hannity-on-nsa-surveillance-then-and-now/194437

June 12, 2013

Good news for rape victims! Come CAPTION Rep. Trent Franks!!!

Representative Trent Franks (R-Ariz.) is saying, "It's a well known scientific fact that women who are raped don't get pregnant as a rule. . . . I'm guessing only the ones who liked it become pregnant and then, of course, in a way it's their own fault."

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Here's a link to the real story on Huffington Post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/12/trent-franks-rape-pregnancy_n_3428846.html

June 12, 2013

String 'em all up for a Wednesday. Please come CAPTION Rep. Peter King!!!!

Representative Peter ("I'll get 'em&quot King is saying: "I'll go further than that, Sean. Not only should reporters be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for publishing classified information, but their readers for having received it and thus having unauthorized knowledge of classified information. . . . Further, since the newspaper's editors and publishers were felicitators (in court we'll refer to them as 'accomplices'), not to mention their employees in the print shop. . . ."


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A link to the actual story on Huffington Post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/11/peter-king-reporters-prosecuted_n_3424541.html

June 11, 2013

Silence is golden unless . . . Please come CAPTION Glenn Beck!!!

Head Wreck is "saying": "I've said a lot of words in my time. Before I sobered up, these were often dark words that shoved people's faces in the toilet bowl and flushed, or pointed words like sharpened umbrella pikes to goose old ladies with, or words like fecal stew to smear on people's faces, or stinky little words like used enema bags to squirt on people's salads. . . . But these days my words are good and of use, pointing out the traitors among us, the miscreant and vile, the sodomites and spies, the haters of America who need stomped into the ground, broken, exhausted, and defeated. . . . Words of love and concern, in other words."



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Here's the real story at Huffington Post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/11/glenn-becks-vocal-cords-temporarily-paralyzed-tearful-monologue-cue-cards_n_3421174.html?utm_hp_ref=media

June 9, 2013

What's worth a Sunday if not a CAPTION? Please come do Laura Ingraham!!!!

Laura ("Who put the vacuous in vacant?&quot Ingraham is saying, "Don't get me wrong, Sean, despite their sexual desires, their parasitic economic models, their general drunken behavior, their unbridled lust for kitsch art and low-riding cars with big rims, and their desire to eradicate all vestiges of Caucasian authority, Latinos have a number of things going for them . . . like spicy food, fancy guitar music, and cheap movie sets for Westerns."


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Media Matters has the actual story here:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/06/07/laura-ingrahams-campaign-against-immigration-re/194395

June 6, 2013

Give it up for the original jaw-dropper. Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!!!

Sean ("I'm wearing my mother's dirty underwear&quot Hannity is saying: "And now as part of Obamacare, our so-called president has created a website for young girls promoting, basically, depravity. I call it Depravity 101. . . . On that Obamacare website, he promotes incest, bestiality, transgendered nudist games with olive oil and domestic animals, and even necrophilia in a section titled 'Blind Date!!!!' . . . Can you believe it? . . . Don't you ever wonder why you can only hear these things on Fox?"


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Here's a Media Matters link to the real story:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/06/05/hannity-falsely-claims-government-encourages-se/194367

June 6, 2013

Crazy is as crazy was. Please come CAPTION the Rethug candidate for Lt. Gov. of VA!!!!

E. W. Jackson ("This is your mind without eggs&quot is saying: " . . . And then the devil invented yoga and gave it to the swami-sorts with some Buddhist mantras, which all sound like drunken mumbling to me, because it was like a gateway for Satan to enter men's lives in the guise of so-called religion. Yoga makes these Gandhi-types concentrate on their breathing so much that the devil can slip in from behind and up the you-know-what. . . . And then the devil invented tofu and futons because . . ."


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Here's a link to the real story at The Huffington Post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/05/ew-jackson-yoga-satanic-possession_n_3392386.html

June 4, 2013

Put another fish in the water and sink a Tuesday. Please come CAPTION Bill-O!!!

Bill, "It's right if I say it's right!," O'Reilly is saying: "And the incivility!!! . . . When it was the Tea Party at town halls, that was different. . . . Those protesters were established, regular Americans. . . . Some may have been women, but they were American woman who hadn't burnt their bras. . . But nowadays, we don't even know they're women. . . . They're transgendered and have piercings and tattoos all over their faces and arms and who knows where else. . . They're confused. . . . They don't know who they are. . . . But they're sure ready to tell you what they want! . . . They want to run the asylum and get everyone sex changes or modifications or gender stylings or whatever they do, . . . until everyone's like them."

June 3, 2013

Milk a Monday for what it's got. . . .Please come CAPTION Darrell (kangaroo-court) Issa!!!

Darrell, "felonies are my favorite," Issa is saying: "I know, Candy, that particular transcript does not prove Washington's involvement in the IRS scandal, and none of the transcripts we've yet released do either, but my sources have heard some of the depositions strongly imply not only The President's direct and energetic involvement, but his almost hourly micro-management of its direction. . . . I think we could convict him on the rumors alone, . . . but even though we're rock certain of the outcome, to be fair I'll let the investigation run its course."

June 1, 2013

Saturday's a day for sun and fun. Bur first please come CAPTION the lone Alex Jones!!

Alex ("Putting a thought into words is like choking down roadkill&quot Jones is saying: "Listen, Mr. Tough-Guy O'Reilly, you think you got something? You think you're tough? . . . I know you're a coward just like those other so-called conservatives at Fox!!! . . . You pretend to stand up for the Far Right but your head's so far up you-know-where you haven't seen daylight for decades. . . . Just like your buddy Glenn Beck, another shameless liberal in sheep's clothing!! . . . Geez!! . . . The only thing I can't figure out is how come I don't get hired by a big media outlet!!! . . . It's you guys try to prove I'm nuts!!! . . . I'm not nuts!! . . I say it's discrimination against the true right!"



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Here's a link to the real story:

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/politics/alex-jones-challenges-bill-oreilly-pay-view-boxing-match-video