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March 30, 2015
Donald ("Even my hair has a zip-code!"
Trump is saying: "Of course, Steve, I'm serious about running for President. . . . I got teams of polling experts staked out in each state, sometimes in several key counties, and they all tell me I'm going to be HUGE!!! . . . I'll be like Ronald Reagan, and Frank Sinatra, and Cassius Clay all rolled into one. . . . I'll not only be The Greatest, I'll be The King of all The Greatests!!!!!! . . . Heck, it would be crazy not to run."
"Each time I open my mouth, my face disappears!" . . .Please come CAPTION The Donald!!!
Donald ("Even my hair has a zip-code!"
Trump is saying: "Of course, Steve, I'm serious about running for President. . . . I got teams of polling experts staked out in each state, sometimes in several key counties, and they all tell me I'm going to be HUGE!!! . . . I'll be like Ronald Reagan, and Frank Sinatra, and Cassius Clay all rolled into one. . . . I'll not only be The Greatest, I'll be The King of all The Greatests!!!!!! . . . Heck, it would be crazy not to run."
March 29, 2015
We serve only traditional clients with either familial or hetro-sexual desires.
We serve all clients except the transgendered or those whose purchase possibly includes a transgendered recipient.
We serve all but those of the Popish religion.
Moslems will enter store at their own risk.
December-May romances not catered.
Killers of our Christ shall not get their cupcakes here!
Only Euro-Americans with genetic papers need enter.
No illegal immigrants shall taste our pastries
etc., etc., etc.
(And the Republicans wonder why reaching out to various groups doesn't seem to work for them.)
Can you imagine the signs outside Indiana Bakeries and Flower Shops???
We serve only traditional clients with either familial or hetro-sexual desires.
We serve all clients except the transgendered or those whose purchase possibly includes a transgendered recipient.
We serve all but those of the Popish religion.
Moslems will enter store at their own risk.
December-May romances not catered.
Killers of our Christ shall not get their cupcakes here!
Only Euro-Americans with genetic papers need enter.
No illegal immigrants shall taste our pastries
etc., etc., etc.
(And the Republicans wonder why reaching out to various groups doesn't seem to work for them.)
March 29, 2015
Governor Mike (“Carrot Top is my favorite philosopher”) Spense is saying: “Tony, I have no idea why people like you are giving me so much backlash. . . .This morning thousands of Indiana citizens have even more freedom than they had last night and no one will be able to discriminate against them for exercising that freedom. . . . I thought you liberals are supposed to be against discriminationn. . . . Ever look up ‘hypocrisy’ in the dictionary? . . . Geez.”
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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following Huffington Post story:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/28/indiana-pence-clarify-religious_n_6962792.html
“In my dreams all see is a black hole in a blind alley.” Please come CAPTION Govonor Mike Spense!!!
Governor Mike (“Carrot Top is my favorite philosopher”) Spense is saying: “Tony, I have no idea why people like you are giving me so much backlash. . . .This morning thousands of Indiana citizens have even more freedom than they had last night and no one will be able to discriminate against them for exercising that freedom. . . . I thought you liberals are supposed to be against discriminationn. . . . Ever look up ‘hypocrisy’ in the dictionary? . . . Geez.”
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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following Huffington Post story:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/28/indiana-pence-clarify-religious_n_6962792.html
March 28, 2015
Gretchen ("I had a gay friend once. It didn't take." Carlson is saying: "Just what gives anybody the right to tell a citizen of Indiana that he can't discriminate all he wants!!!. . . . That sounds like a hate crime to me!!!"
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CAPTION loosely based on the following Fox News clip at Media Matters:
http://mediamatters.org/blog/2015/03/26/fox-news-dishonest-defense-of-indianas-anti-lgb/203056
"My mind's on the lam again!". . . . Please come CAPTION Gretchen Carlson!!!!!!
Gretchen ("I had a gay friend once. It didn't take."
Carlson is saying: "Just what gives anybody the right to tell a citizen of Indiana that he can't discriminate all he wants!!!. . . . That sounds like a hate crime to me!!!"
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CAPTION loosely based on the following Fox News clip at Media Matters:
http://mediamatters.org/blog/2015/03/26/fox-news-dishonest-defense-of-indianas-anti-lgb/203056
March 27, 2015
Tucker (a hot warm dump in the middle of his cranium) Carlson is saying: "Listen, just because my brother Buckley described de Blasio's spokesperson Amy Spitalnick as a 'LabiaFace,' doesn't make that a sexist comment. Back were we come from in San Diego, a 'labia' was a nickname for a peach. They just forget to put it in any books. . . . So it wasn't sexist at all. . . . He was saying she looked like a peach. . . . How is that so hard to believe?""
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CAPTION loosely based on the following story at Media Matters:
http://mediamatters.org/blog/2015/03/25/daily-callers-latest-brush-with-sexism-email-ca/203047
"The mind's a terrible thing to baste." . . . Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!!
Tucker (a hot warm dump in the middle of his cranium) Carlson is saying: "Listen, just because my brother Buckley described de Blasio's spokesperson Amy Spitalnick as a 'LabiaFace,' doesn't make that a sexist comment. Back were we come from in San Diego, a 'labia' was a nickname for a peach. They just forget to put it in any books. . . . So it wasn't sexist at all. . . . He was saying she looked like a peach. . . . How is that so hard to believe?""
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CAPTION loosely based on the following story at Media Matters:
http://mediamatters.org/blog/2015/03/25/daily-callers-latest-brush-with-sexism-email-ca/203047
March 24, 2015
Ted ("Rather Fed than Dead" Cruz is saying: "And in my White House there's going to be one rule and one rule only: It's Yahweh or the highway!!!. . . Get it?"
"Every day will be Christ's day in MY White house!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!
Ted ("Rather Fed than Dead"
Cruz is saying: "And in my White House there's going to be one rule and one rule only: It's Yahweh or the highway!!!. . . Get it?"
March 22, 2015
Rick ("It's your nickel" Santorum is saying: "It was all a simple and obvious test, just to show lame-stream media how grossly unfair they are to Republicans. When I called candidate Obama an "anit-war, government nig- . . ." they all thought I was going to say a certain word, and we all know what that word is. . . But I was just testing them . . . I was really going to call him an "anti-war, government nickelodeon" on account of the cheap tunes he kept repeating back then. . . . What's so hard to believe about that? . . . Geez! I don't know how my critics come up with this crap sometime!"
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above CAPTION based on the following DU clip:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026398322
"My brain's stuck on jam!" . . . Please come CAPTION Rick Santorum!!
Rick ("It's your nickel"
Santorum is saying: "It was all a simple and obvious test, just to show lame-stream media how grossly unfair they are to Republicans. When I called candidate Obama an "anit-war, government nig- . . ." they all thought I was going to say a certain word, and we all know what that word is. . . But I was just testing them . . . I was really going to call him an "anti-war, government nickelodeon" on account of the cheap tunes he kept repeating back then. . . . What's so hard to believe about that? . . . Geez! I don't know how my critics come up with this crap sometime!"
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above CAPTION based on the following DU clip:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026398322
March 22, 2015
Scott ("Clear as the glass in my sister's lobotomy" Walker is saying: "Listen, Steve, just because I'm anti-abortion, want to close down Planned Parenthood, scoff at family leave requests in worker negotiations, and am against so-call equal-pay laws, doesn't mean I'm anti-woman! . . . Far from it! . . . I'm pro-baking and washing dishes, for instance, keeping the baby clean, and even bridge clubs. . . . I don't know where my critics come up with their ideas sometimes!"
"And I'll put Sarah Palin on my cabinet as Secretary of Intelligence!" Come CAPTION Scott Walker!
Scott ("Clear as the glass in my sister's lobotomy"
Walker is saying: "Listen, Steve, just because I'm anti-abortion, want to close down Planned Parenthood, scoff at family leave requests in worker negotiations, and am against so-call equal-pay laws, doesn't mean I'm anti-woman! . . . Far from it! . . . I'm pro-baking and washing dishes, for instance, keeping the baby clean, and even bridge clubs. . . . I don't know where my critics come up with their ideas sometimes!"
March 21, 2015
Sean ("Master of Quaun Dick Doo" Hannity if saying, "Are you kidding? I'm extremely open minded. Yesterday a caller asked if I would consider someone an American if they didn't believe in blasting Iran back into the stone age. . . . Well, I told him I'd have to think about it. . . . And I'm still thinking. . . . But that's the point, right? . . . I'm able to consider these things. . . . If you don't see that, you're a moron."
"'An ambulating lobotomy.' What do you suppose Dad meant by that?" . . . Come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!
Sean ("Master of Quaun Dick Doo"
Hannity if saying, "Are you kidding? I'm extremely open minded. Yesterday a caller asked if I would consider someone an American if they didn't believe in blasting Iran back into the stone age. . . . Well, I told him I'd have to think about it. . . . And I'm still thinking. . . . But that's the point, right? . . . I'm able to consider these things. . . . If you don't see that, you're a moron."
March 20, 2015
Sarah ("Who's afraid of climate change? It's just two words!" Palin is saying: "Listen, my critics call me an airhead. . . . But could an airhead remember the fact she signed Fox's confidentiality agreement, promising never to reveal its contents or that it, in fact, exists? . . . Just answer me that!!!!"
"A gun without ammo is like a bull moose without a d*ck!" . . . Please come CAPTION Sarah Palin!!!
Sarah ("Who's afraid of climate change? It's just two words!"
Palin is saying: "Listen, my critics call me an airhead. . . . But could an airhead remember the fact she signed Fox's confidentiality agreement, promising never to reveal its contents or that it, in fact, exists? . . . Just answer me that!!!!"
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