February 23, 2017

"Truth is a five-letter word." . . . . Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!!!

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Sean ("You got 'em; I hate 'em&quot Hannity is saying: "Listen, the President isn't anti-semitic! . . . You heard him, didn't you? . . . 'I'm the least anti-semitic person you'll ever know,' I think were his exact words. . . . He knows it's terribly wrong to denigrate or cast aspersions at a minority group. . . . You wanta know the reason for the upsurge in violence against synagogues and Jewish cemeteries? . . . It's the Muslims! . . . That should be as plain as the day on your face. . . . Muslims hate Jews, or haven't you been paying attention?"



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Above CAPTION based on the following News Hounds story:

http://www.newshounds.us/sean_hannity_s_latest_racial_smear_campaign_keith_ellison_suggesting_rise_anti_semitism_022317

February 22, 2017

"'Ugly' begins with a 'You'"!!! . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("Exterminate the brutes!!!&quot Trump is saying: "We have to fight hatred in all its ugly forms!!!!!"


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This time, I must admit. I didn't write the CAPTION. Trump actually said this. . . . Imagine!

February 21, 2017

"The world's best run system is a prison riot." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald (Golden Turd) Trump is saying, " . . . on the contrary, I love the Semitics! . . . They offer so much to the community. . . So very, very much! . . . I'm more of a Chamber of Commerce person myself, but we can all get along . . . . The Knight of Columbus, The Rotary Club, Junior League, Hells Angles, the Semitics, Square Dance Clubs, the bowling people, people playing bridge, all of us, every single one. . . . Now sit down and shut up! . . . Next question."

February 18, 2017

"With enemas like you, who needs friends?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("I lost my hamster&quot Trump is saying: "Listen, no one loves the First Amendment more than me. . . . It's like one of my children, . . or my beautiful wife. . . . But if the media becomes an enemy of the people, I'd be derelict in my duties if I didn't declare war on it, right? . . . Imagine what Sean Spicer could do with a couple grenades in the briefing room! . . . But don't get me wrong, I love freedom of speech."



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Above CAPTION based on the following 2/17/17 Trump tweet:

"The FAKE NEWS media (failing @nytimes, @NBCNews, @ABC, @CBS, @CNN) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the American People!"

February 17, 2017

"Where do you get off asking questions at a press conference?" Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("I'd evict my grandmother&quot Trump is saying "Okay, before we get started I've got one thing to announce: . . . Those CAPTIONing clowns at Democratic Underground will never be able to top what you're about to hear. . . . Not in a hundred-million years! . . . Okay, first question . . . ?"

February 16, 2017

"I once sued my mother." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("Loose lips think trips&quot "Listen closely, numbn*ts. . . . contacting Russia means nothing, zero, zip, nothing over nothing in no time, got it? Even if I was discovered to have personally coordinated Russian hacking and subsequently negotiated the transfer of the material to WikiLeaks . . . . Absolute, nothing!. . . The square root of minus impossible one! . . . I mean who cares? . . . . But for the low-life, ground hugging, sniveling back-stabbing miscreants who leaked this information, they should get the death-penalty and public executions! . . . . You have to keep things in perspective."


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Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-whistleblowers_us_58a59c26e4b037d17d252e28

February 15, 2017

"I practice speaking with a mouth full of t*rds." . . . Please come CAPTION Sean Spicer!!!

Sean ("Poke me in the soft spot&quot Spicer is saying: "Listen. Let's get this straight. . . . Let's lay it all out. . . . Number one: we're not certain it was the Russians who did the hacking of the DNC in the first place. . . . And even if it was the Russians, we don't know they were trying to sway the elections for President Trump. . . . And even if we believe the Trump haters who claim Russia was trying to sway the election our way (and remember, members of these 17 agencies were staffed by the Obama administration), we don't know of any proof of contacts between the Trump team and Russians. . . . And even if the leaked so-called proof of multiple contacts between Trump's people and the Russians proves to be the case, which we very highly, most strongly doubt, that doesn't mean there was any collusion concerning leaked materials or the up-coming the election . . . . Surely even you can see that's a lot to swallow!!! . . . Hell, they could have been talking about a future beauty pageant . . . or Putin's handicap."

February 14, 2017

Each one is thinking:

"I'm not like the rest of these Bozos. . . . What a bunch of clowns! . . . Two-bit con artists and tinmen true believers. . . No real brains. . . . You gotta think hard and make some real plans! . . . Why, by this time next summer, I'll be running this place, and with it the world!!! . . . They'll never get nothing on me!"

February 14, 2017

"Gun safety is for wimps!" . . . Please come CAPTION Michael Flynn!!!

Michael ("Flatulence is my person protection device&quot Flynn is saying: "Listen, Numbn*ts, just how the hell is it lying to tell the Vice President something he wants to hear? . . . . You got something against the Vice President? . . . Just who are you working for anyway? . . . Maybe someone should be investigating you? . . . Next question."

February 13, 2017

"You're going to be so happy you'll wet yourselves." . . . Please come CAPTION Presidented Trump!!!

Presidented Donald (Gold-Heart) Trump is saying: "I tried to blow out my brains once, but the bullet passed right on through."