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September 18, 2017
Donald is saying: "There, that isn't so bad, is it?"
Melania is thinking: "I told the creep that the only way he'd touch me again is if he forced me to shake his hand, so guess-what-the-f*ck he does? . . . But I'll get him. . . . He'll be cleaning the bathroom with a toothbrush for a month of Mondays!"
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Above CAPTION based on the following clip at DU:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017457721
"Love & marriage go together like a horse & sewage." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald and Melania!!!
Donald is saying: "There, that isn't so bad, is it?"
Melania is thinking: "I told the creep that the only way he'd touch me again is if he forced me to shake his hand, so guess-what-the-f*ck he does? . . . But I'll get him. . . . He'll be cleaning the bathroom with a toothbrush for a month of Mondays!"
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Above CAPTION based on the following clip at DU:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017457721
September 17, 2017
The twit is tweeting: "Does Rocketman think he can beat Ol' Snowflake with his Rusty Popsicle and a tube of Crazy-Glue? Stay tuned. Needs spanked. #MakeMyDayMidget."
The twit tweets again! . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
The twit is tweeting: "Does Rocketman think he can beat Ol' Snowflake with his Rusty Popsicle and a tube of Crazy-Glue? Stay tuned. Needs spanked. #MakeMyDayMidget."
September 16, 2017
Aaron ("It's Yahweh or the highway!" ) Bernstein is saying: "I just want to say to your audience, if any of you sideways-looking cretins out there try to get in my way with one of your stinking, little, puke protests, I'll mow you down and leave you dead in the street. . . . I say this both as a man with reinforced iron bars over the grill and a hyper-elevated suspension system, . . . but also as a deeply religious man, of course."
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Above CAPTION inspired by the following Think Progress piece on this creep:
https://thinkprogress.org/aaron-bernstine-pennsylvania-protesters-highways-8da527bc0a49/
"You block my road, I rock your life!" . . . Please come CAPTION Aaron Bernstine (R-PA)!!!
Aaron ("It's Yahweh or the highway!" ) Bernstein is saying: "I just want to say to your audience, if any of you sideways-looking cretins out there try to get in my way with one of your stinking, little, puke protests, I'll mow you down and leave you dead in the street. . . . I say this both as a man with reinforced iron bars over the grill and a hyper-elevated suspension system, . . . but also as a deeply religious man, of course."
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Above CAPTION inspired by the following Think Progress piece on this creep:
https://thinkprogress.org/aaron-bernstine-pennsylvania-protesters-highways-8da527bc0a49/
September 16, 2017
Pete (Mr. Public-Self-Gratification) Hegseth is saying: "On this, Clayton, I think the President is 1,000 percent correct: these anti-fascists teaching our children are as dangerous as ISIS. . . . And they think they have more of a right to call themselves Americans than the Neo-Nazis, the KKK, or the White Supremacists! . . . What gives them the moral high-gound, I'd like to know."
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Above CAPTION based on a clip, the link to which was posted somewhere (where this clown complained of anti-facists teaching "our children" ), the sentiments of which can be found in the following Salon article:
http://www.salon.com/2017/08/13/peter-hegseth-on-fox-and-friends-defends-white-nationalists-in-charlottesville/
"Neo-Nazis are exactly like you and me. They're just newer." Come CAPTION Fox's Pete Hegseth!!!
Pete (Mr. Public-Self-Gratification) Hegseth is saying: "On this, Clayton, I think the President is 1,000 percent correct: these anti-fascists teaching our children are as dangerous as ISIS. . . . And they think they have more of a right to call themselves Americans than the Neo-Nazis, the KKK, or the White Supremacists! . . . What gives them the moral high-gound, I'd like to know."
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Above CAPTION based on a clip, the link to which was posted somewhere (where this clown complained of anti-facists teaching "our children" ), the sentiments of which can be found in the following Salon article:
http://www.salon.com/2017/08/13/peter-hegseth-on-fox-and-friends-defends-white-nationalists-in-charlottesville/
September 15, 2017
Donald ("My cuff-links are more intelligent than all these bums put together" )Trump is thinking: "These sons-a-bitches might have been able to get me to sign this stupid joint resolution condemning the violence of Neo-Nazis, white supremacists, and the KKK at Charlottesville last month, but just wait until I talk to the press and tell them what I've found out about Antifa from Sean and Alex. . . . They'll p*ss their little panties like the losers they are."
"The little bunny goes 'round the tree and into the hole." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("My cuff-links are more intelligent than all these bums put together" )Trump is thinking: "These sons-a-bitches might have been able to get me to sign this stupid joint resolution condemning the violence of Neo-Nazis, white supremacists, and the KKK at Charlottesville last month, but just wait until I talk to the press and tell them what I've found out about Antifa from Sean and Alex. . . . They'll p*ss their little panties like the losers they are."
September 14, 2017
Donald (The man with the Merdus Touch) Trump is saying: "Just how am I confusing the issue of giving Dreamers permanent status by linking that to the wall, since then after we kick them out they can't get back in where they belong? . . . I mean, use your heads for once."
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Above based on the tentative, verbal deal Trump made 9/13/17 with the Democratic leadership as reported by the BBC:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41267926
"The wall will have jacuzzis and tennis courts." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald (The man with the Merdus Touch) Trump is saying: "Just how am I confusing the issue of giving Dreamers permanent status by linking that to the wall, since then after we kick them out they can't get back in where they belong? . . . I mean, use your heads for once."
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Above based on the tentative, verbal deal Trump made 9/13/17 with the Democratic leadership as reported by the BBC:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41267926
September 14, 2017
Mike (Float like a butterfly and sing like a canary) Flynn is saying: "Look, fellows, the reason I neglected to list the nuclear deal I was negotiating between Russian and Saudi Arabia on my security renewal application, was that I didn't consider it important. . . . After all, during that same period, I was concentrating on my golf swing and taking Berlioz Arabic language lessons on my computer."
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Above CAPTION based on the recent revelations of yet another un-listed Russian contact the second week of Sept. 2017 as reported by NPR:
http://www.npr.org/2017/09/13/550679417/house-dems-michael-flynn-may-have-lobbied-for-nuclear-deal-inside-white-house
"Boy have I got a story to tell!" . . . Please come CAPTION Mike Flynn!!!
Mike (Float like a butterfly and sing like a canary) Flynn is saying: "Look, fellows, the reason I neglected to list the nuclear deal I was negotiating between Russian and Saudi Arabia on my security renewal application, was that I didn't consider it important. . . . After all, during that same period, I was concentrating on my golf swing and taking Berlioz Arabic language lessons on my computer."
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Above CAPTION based on the recent revelations of yet another un-listed Russian contact the second week of Sept. 2017 as reported by NPR:
http://www.npr.org/2017/09/13/550679417/house-dems-michael-flynn-may-have-lobbied-for-nuclear-deal-inside-white-house
September 11, 2017
Donald Trump is thinking: "Damn. . . . This thing must be broken. . . . No minute can be this long!! . . . And it's worth over twelve grand. . . . The second hand is deliberately going even slower. . . . Like it's laughing at me! . . . Seems like 9/11 isn't worth even a moment of this crap. . . . Now it's like standing still!"
"The big hand stands for me!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald's Moment of Silence for 9/11 Victims!
Donald Trump is thinking: "Damn. . . . This thing must be broken. . . . No minute can be this long!! . . . And it's worth over twelve grand. . . . The second hand is deliberately going even slower. . . . Like it's laughing at me! . . . Seems like 9/11 isn't worth even a moment of this crap. . . . Now it's like standing still!"
September 10, 2017
Donald ("Not even a cuddle?" )Trump is shouting: "What? . . . A nuclear holocaust? . . . That's what I thought you asked. . . . Well, we'll just have to wait and see, won't we?
Melania ("I always have an extra tissue" ) Trump is thinking : "I don't care what he says, I still won't let him touch me."
"You say 'tomato' and I say 'testicular cancer.'" Come CAPTION The Trumpets, Donald and Melania!!!
Donald ("Not even a cuddle?" )Trump is shouting: "What? . . . A nuclear holocaust? . . . That's what I thought you asked. . . . Well, we'll just have to wait and see, won't we?
Melania ("I always have an extra tissue" ) Trump is thinking : "I don't care what he says, I still won't let him touch me."
September 10, 2017
Mar a Lago is saying: "Of course evacuees are welcome . . . as long as they're members."
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Above is an example of Fake CAPTION-News (i.e., a cheap shot) since Mar a Lago was itself ordered evacuated.
"Not even the staff's family!" . . . Please come CAPTION Mar a Lago!!!
Mar a Lago is saying: "Of course evacuees are welcome . . . as long as they're members."
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Above is an example of Fake CAPTION-News (i.e., a cheap shot) since Mar a Lago was itself ordered evacuated.
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