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March 3, 2019

Profiles in Crazy, XLVII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Donald (Jerkoff) Trump is saying, "And now Michael Cohen is trying to make us believe that his manuscript which was just released (and by the way which directly contradicts his Congressional testimony and could get him another decade in jail) doesn't even exist! He claims he never remembered writing it, that no one ever saw it, and implies somebody must have bought up and 'disappeared' all the copies made public. . . . But we know a cover-up when we see one, don't we, folks?"


Above CAPTION based on the following DU thread:

March 2, 2019

"Time fer yer spankin'!" . . . Please come CAPTION Jim Jordan!!

Jim Jordan is saying: "Now wait just a darn minute. I resent that. . . . We're trying to run a fair and objective hearing here. . . This is serious business! . . . So I'll ask you again, Mr. Cohen, Did you or did you not wet the bed over a dozen times when you were in fifth grade? . . . Or are you calling your mother a liar?"
March 1, 2019

Profiles in Crazy, LVI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Donald ("'Your way?' In your dreams, spud." ) Trump is texting: "Felon, liar, loser, Michael Cohen can't sell some lying, loser manuscript (a love letter really) so he lies in front of Congress, and makes stuff up, and gets put through the mill, humiliated on live tv, and then goes to prison for three years (more if DOJ will get off its behind and investigate further perjury charges), just to sell his manuscript. Sounds absolutely crazy, don't U think???"


Above CAPTION based on a series of tweets made this a.m. (3.1.19) AS LISTED IN THIS du POST:

February 27, 2019

Profiles in Crazy, LV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Trump is asking: "Wanta seem my 'Little Rocket Man?'"

Kim Jong Un is thinking: "Not if it's going to be like the last time when you couldn't even get it off the pad."
February 26, 2019

Profiles in Crazy, LIV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented ("Did you ever look closely into his eyes?" ) Trump is saying: "Kim, the reason I came is that I heard you've got a bouncy room where clothing is optional."
February 24, 2019

Profiles in Crazy, LIII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Trump is saying: "Don't worry, guys, I've got this figured out. . . . The sawed-off little runt won't know what hit him . . . First I'll offer to withdraw all our troops from South Korea if he'll declare an end of the war, then we'll turn our backs if he promises not to invade the South. . . . Have I got the moves or what?"


Above CAPTION based on the anticipation for the up-coming summit with North Korea ca. 2.26-8.19
February 22, 2019

Profiles in Crazy, LII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented ("We could fill it with boiling oil" ) Trump is saying: "Hello, Nancy? . . . I just wanted to remind you of the conversation we had on the phone last week. . . . Remember, I said, 'If not a wall, how about a moat?' and after a long pause, when I just know you were thinking it over, you said you'd get back to me. . . . Well, it's been over a week, and . . ."
February 21, 2019

Profiles in Crazy, LI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented ("Let's get smart and privatize the Washington Mall" ) Trump is asking: "How can they impeach me? I've been nominated for the Nobel Prize!"
February 19, 2019

Profiles in Crazy, L. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented (Batshit) Trump is saying: "In addition I'll be re-appropriating funds for Limited-Tactical-Nuclear-Armament-Positions, or L.T.N.A.P.s, to be embedded along the border wall. But not to worry. They warheads, more like grenades actually, are very clean and very, very small."
February 15, 2019

Profiles in Crazy, XLIX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented ("It's Yahweh or the highway, and I'm Yahweh" ) Trump is saying: "The invasion on our southern border is far worse than Pearl Harbor, which only lasted a couple hours after all. . . . And even the Democrat party woun't argue that Pearl Harbor wasn't a national emergency"

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About skip fox

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).

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