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skip fox

skip fox's Journal
skip fox's Journal
December 1, 2020

Where Pride and Hunger rage to rule. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




PresiDented ("I'm surrounded by fools!" ) Trump is saying: "Top of the world, Ma!!! . . . Top of the world!!!"
November 27, 2020

"Don't be stupid, Stupid. Of course I'll leave.". . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!



PresiDented Trump just finished saying: "Of course I'll leave the White House if the electoral college says I lost . . . . But to concede now would a crime against democracy and our way of life. . . . After all, it's not about me. I'm fighting this for all of America!"
November 16, 2020

"You never know when you'll need a tissue."" . . . Please come CAPTION Sarah Palin!!!



Sarah ("Obama's A Promised Land is really a coloring book, not a self-biography" ) Palin: "Every time he opens his mouth, or writes a paragraph in this case, Obama shows how really very, very stupid he is. . . . He called me, and I'm quoting him directly, part of the 'anti-intellectual wing of the Republican Party.' . . . Well, I should hope so! . . . Hasn't anyone told him the intellectual part goes on the brain, not the wing. . . . Did he ever go to school, much less college?. . . . How did we ever vote for this guy, anyway?"
November 9, 2020

"I only don't do windows." . . . Please come CAPTION Mike Pence!!!



Mike ("Who's buttering my bread today" ) Pence is saying. "I know President Trump lost, but that doesn't mean I still can't be useful in the new administration. . . . In fact, I think President -Elect Biden could do far worse that putting me in the cabinet, but I'd be willing to fill any position of authority and status. . . . But The President-Elect is smart enough to know this already. . . . He's actually quite brilliant, unlike the bozo in there no, geez. . . . I'm just reminding him and telling him I don't mind that he hasn't called so far."
November 9, 2020

"I could have been a constitutional lawyer. A great one!" Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!



PresiDented Trump is saying: "They are simply wrong, Rhonda, the constitution clearly wanted state legislators to choose the slate of electors for the Electoral College if they suspected fraud in the voting. . . . I'm not responsible for the ignorance of legal scholars."
November 4, 2020

"He wanted my soul and I thought: why not? I never use it anyway." Come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!



PresiDented ("A lie is just the truth turned inside out" )Trump is saying: "Listen, I sold my soul to the Devil and I aim to get my money's worth!!!"
November 3, 2020

"As today's election results come in, I'd like to say a few things." Come CAPTION PresiDened Trump!




"First, I'd like to say that I hope there is no violence on the streets. The Democrats are traitors and are trying to bring our country down, so I'd understand it if some get a little roughed up, but my supporters should remain peaceful, . . . unless of course they have a hard time controlling themselves, while they see biggest crime against the American people taking place."
November 2, 2020

"I called it first!" . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




Donald Trump is saying: "Everybody knows it's the guy who calls the election first who wins. It's in the rules like 'Jinx, you owe me a Coke,' or giving someone a wedgie. . . . But now Biden's people want to come in with their own rules. . . . Geez! . . . Can you believe these guys?"

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About skip fox

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).
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