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Mr. Scorpio

Mr. Scorpio's Journal

September 24, 2013

Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!

When God said, "Let there be light", Bill Brasky took a Zippo to one of his farts.
We've been living in its afterglow ever since.

I once saw Brasky swallow an elephant whole. The elephant thanked him for the privilege.

Bill Brasky shot a porno movie once, but they couldn't release it because they ran out of X's.

September 24, 2013