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Rhiannon12866's JournalThe Daily Show - Your Moment of Them: The Best of Jaboukie Young-White
The Daily Show celebrates correspondent Jaboukie Young-Whites best work, including his trip to the Pittsburgh Equality March and his look at socialisms rising popularity.
Unskilled Man Fears He Will Lose Job in Recession (Borowitz)
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)A man with no identifiable skills is deeply worried that a recession could cause him to lose his job, people close to the man have confirmed.
The man, who has barely clung to his job for the past two and a half years, is justified in believing that an economic downturn would result in his unemployment, experts said.
When the economy is good, its possible for someone like him to hold down a job for which he is woefully unqualified, Harland Dorrinson, a human-resources specialist, said. But when the economy goes south, look out.
Dorrinson said that the unskilled mans résumé, which lists six bankruptcies and multiple business failures, could come under scrutiny in the event of a recession.
His employers might find themselves asking, How did he get this job in the first place? Dorrinson said.
Additionally, the mans near-total lack of educationevidenced by his inability to spell common one-syllable words or to identify the century in which the airplane was inventedcould make him vulnerable to termination, the human-resources expert said.
On the plus side, he enjoys watching television for eight hours a day, Dorrinson said. During a recession, hell be able to do even more of that.
Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/unskilled-man-fears-he-will-lose-job-in-recession
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The Daily Show: Kids Tour the Donald J. Trump Presidential Twitter Library
These five lucky children got an exclusive tour of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Twitter Library in Washington D.C.
The Daily Show: Leading Ladies
The Daily Show looks at some of the ways women are combating sexism, including the battle against the pink tax and the U.S. Womens National Soccer Teams stand for equal pay.
Oil Companies Persuade States to Make Pipeline Protests a Felony
States criminalize demonstrations near energy infrastructureAlliance of chemical makers and oil refiners pushing measures
After protesters disrupted construction of an oil pipeline in North Dakota by chaining themselves to construction equipment and pitching tents along the route, oil and chemical companies found a way to keep it from happening again.
They made it a crime.
The companies, including Koch Industries Inc., Marathon Petroleum Corp. and Energy Transfer Partners LP -- whose Dakota Access project in North Dakota was targeted three years ago -- lobbied state legislatures to effectively outlaw demonstrations near pipelines, chemical plants and other infrastructure. Nine states have gone along so far, in some cases classifying the activities as felonies. More are considering measures.
The lobbying campaign, documented in state disclosures and other records reviewed by Bloomberg News, has raised concerns about corporate influence muzzling free speech.
Oil refiners, especially Koch Industries and Marathon Petroleum, orchestrated this unholy alliance of oil, gas, chemical, and electric utility companies to crush resistance to polluting industries, said Connor Gibson, an investigator with Greenpeace who has tracked the efforts.
Read more: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-08-19/oil-companies-persuade-states-to-make-pipeline-protests-a-felony
Dakota Access protesters in Feb. 2017.
The Daily Show: Donsplaining
The Daily Show puzzles over some of Donald Trumps most baffling attempts to explain how the world works, including his takes on 5G, windmills, trade deals and more.
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) - Bias In Medicine (with Wanda Sykes and Larry David)
John Oliver discusses the roles that gender and racial bias can play in medical treatment.
Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) - 8/16/19
Monologue: Make America Atlantic City AgainBill recaps the top stories of the week, including stock market jitters and Jeffrey Epstein's suspicious suicide.
Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse
Rhode Island Senator Sheldon Whitehouse joins Bill to discuss the global climate crisis and share his advice for the Democratic presidential hopefuls.
Michael "Killer Mike" Render
"Run the Jewels" rapper and activist Killer Mike joins Bill to discuss gun laws, policing, and Jay-Z's partnership with the NFL.
New Rule: Armed and Lonely
In his editorial New Rule, Bill addresses America's growing loneliness crisis and its link to mass shootings.
Overtime: Killer Mike, Rick Wilson, Betsy Woodruff, Carl Hulse
Bill Maher and his guests answer viewer questions after the show.
Seth Meyers: Guest Jake Tapper Can't Believe Rep. Steve King's "Crazy Remarks" on Rape and Incest
Jake Tapper talks about hosting the second Democratic debate, how Trump's trivial remarks may stick in voters heads during the debates and GOP Rep. Steve King's crazy remarks.
Jake Tappers Daughters Book Is Getting Translated into Chinese
Jake Tapper talks about not getting any Republicans on his show after the shootings in El Paso and Dayton, Trumps love of tweeting conspiracy theories and his daughter Alices book getting translated into Chinese.
Seth Meyers - Trump Ignores Wall Street's Losses and Global Fears of Recession - Monologue - 8/15/19
Popsicle Schtick: Beet Buttigieg, Crabernet
The Late Night writers give current events the popsicle stick joke treatment.
Seth's Favorite Jokes of the Week: Bird Poop, Joe Bidens Continued Gaffes
Seth's favorite jokes from the week of August 12.
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