you're the guy from the hamburger train, right?

I know. And the guy with two penises got ten questions, which is five questions per penis.

It's like word problem week in Weird News.

"Keep Fucking That Chicken"

If your religion interferes with your ability to perform your job, either get a different job

or get a different religion.

Period.

Where's the option for "We stop taking ourselves so god-damn seriously"?

Okay... I'm categorically opposed to greedy relatives AND I think kittehs are cute as all get-out.

But their brains are tiny and they are the products of hundreds of millions of years of evolution to be one thing, and one thing only- predators.

Short answer, if you were 6" tall instead of 6', Snookums might not give a shit about your bank account, but she would be more than happy to bat you senseless and then eat you in a most gruesome fashion.

So let's not anthropomorphize the sweet altruism of the feline too much.

Unlike you morally deficient bottom-feeders, I ***never*** do that.

You should all strive for my superior level of non-superiority.

I swear, this place sometimes.

No. However....

the flavor just isn't quite right when you try to substitute ingredients.

Here, he explains that even though the Fed is scaling back its bond-buying program,

it will never let your spirits down. Once you get it off the street.