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Electric Larry

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Name: Dr. Person Fakename
Gender: Male
Member since: Thu May 20, 2004, 05:02 AM
Number of posts: 80,708

About Me

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least

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well, the great thing about the Illuminati is, they're an all-purpose conspiracy theory.

They can be Jews, Masons, Catholics, Satanists, The British Royal Family, Scientists, Anarchists, Fascists, Atheists, Communists, Lemurian Lizards from inside the Hollow Earth, Dog People from Sirius, or time-traveling acidheads playing a joke on humanity.

Of course, I'm only saying that to cover for the real Illuminati, who are out to get you.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Oct 14, 2016, 07:35 AM (1 replies)

There are probably few people on the planet I can less imagine being in the shoes of

than that dude, anyway.

He's like a Zen Buddhist cautionary tale of exactly how not to get distracted by the whirring, buzzing, ego fear and desire attachments in the region of thud.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Sun Oct 9, 2016, 04:59 PM (0 replies)

I got about 2/3 of the way through Infinite Jest before I gave up

But I seem to remember there was some deal in there about junkies using steel wool scrubbing pads to assist with the smoking of either freebase or heroin.

I dont know, i never got deep enough into the dark realms to find out.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Sun Oct 9, 2016, 01:40 AM (0 replies)

Thats why they call it crack, son

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Sun Oct 9, 2016, 01:37 AM (0 replies)

It's not just about "getting high". The drug war is a decades long clusterfuck that has destroyed

lives and taken several huge shits all over the bill of rights.

Anything that drives a stake through the heart of that fucking policy Dracula- and mark my words, pot legalization is a big one- is absofuckinglutely a priority.

If someone wants to call me "infantile" for thinking this is an actual important issue, fucking fine. I'm closer to the grave at this point, than the cradle. Move me in the other direction all you want.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Oct 4, 2016, 05:23 PM (0 replies)

Two great tastes that.. never mind

obligatory comment that the drug war is a misguided waste of resources, we should take a harm reduction approach to hard drugs, and as a philosophical point we need to stop putting people in prison for putting "forbidden" chemicals in their own bodies.

So to speak.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Mon Oct 3, 2016, 09:50 PM (0 replies)

It's vitally important that everyone here lose their shit over this picture.

It's another example of why our grandson never calls and he's dating that awful girl with the tattoo and the metal thing in her nose.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Sun Sep 25, 2016, 08:20 PM (0 replies)

And tequila makes you invincible

boy, does it ever.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Sat Sep 24, 2016, 10:12 PM (0 replies)

Once we have TP

you will bow down to the almighty bunghole.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Sep 23, 2016, 10:14 PM (0 replies)

The power of crack compels you

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Sep 20, 2016, 01:36 AM (0 replies)
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