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Warren DeMontague

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Name: Easy D Montague
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Member since: Thu May 20, 2004, 05:02 AM
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Number 9:

Screw this, I'm hanging out in "Weird News".
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Dec 31, 2013, 05:12 AM (0 replies)

Gendercratic UnderWar!

Scrappy Holidays!

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Dec 24, 2013, 05:04 PM (7 replies)

"Keep Fucking That Chicken"

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Mon Dec 23, 2013, 09:18 PM (1 replies)

If your religion interferes with your ability to perform your job, either get a different job

or get a different religion.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Sun Dec 22, 2013, 07:23 PM (1 replies)

I fully support this message.

Also I would add that years of experience around here have taught me not to take the intertube drama DU jour too seriously- because it is a mathematical near-certainty that next week, there'll be a new one... and so on, and so on, probably until the sun burns out.

So with that in mind:

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Sat Dec 14, 2013, 09:39 PM (2 replies)

Where's the option for "We stop taking ourselves so god-damn seriously"?

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Thu Nov 28, 2013, 02:38 AM (0 replies)

Okay... I'm categorically opposed to greedy relatives AND I think kittehs are cute as all get-out.

But their brains are tiny and they are the products of hundreds of millions of years of evolution to be one thing, and one thing only- predators.

Short answer, if you were 6" tall instead of 6', Snookums might not give a shit about your bank account, but she would be more than happy to bat you senseless and then eat you in a most gruesome fashion.

So let's not anthropomorphize the sweet altruism of the feline too much.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Nov 22, 2013, 05:24 AM (1 replies)

Unlike you morally deficient bottom-feeders, I ***never*** do that.

You should all strive for my superior level of non-superiority.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Nov 1, 2013, 09:00 PM (0 replies)

I swear, this place sometimes.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Oct 22, 2013, 06:30 PM (3 replies)


Five minutes ago the only thing we had to talk about was hot celebrities.

Personally, I've never suggested "men are oppressed", that would be a ridiculous assertion.

I do like the hot celebrities, though. Sue me.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Oct 22, 2013, 03:03 PM (0 replies)
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