September 8, 2014

OMG, gay people watch the tee vee?

Next you'll be telling me they like to go to the library!

September 8, 2014

Dave Daubenmire: if you don't teach about Jesus in public school, you are serving Satan

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/daubenmire-public-school-teachers-who-dont-teach-about-jesus-are-teaching-doctrine-demons

Right-wing media figurine Dave Daubenmire said on his show that if public school teachers don't teach about Jesus and the Ten Commandments, they are serving the agenda of demons.

Can someone get this person a basic civics text and explain to him that we don't have an official religion in this country? I think he skipped that day.

September 8, 2014

Singer Simone Battle, of pop group G.R.L., found dead

http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/06/showbiz/simone-battle-dead/?cid=homepage-ob-gc&iref=obnetwork

She was 25. Her group had collaborated with Pitbull on the single "Wild, Wild Love."

September 8, 2014

Help help it was the aliens

They shoved a transcorder up your-

September 8, 2014

Kitten falls asleep after kisses

This is just the cutest thing since OMG zorbs!!!1!

September 8, 2014

Okay, you ask Mom to play catch, when she turns around-

I'll get the cookies! Meet you upstairs! We'll watch teevee.

September 8, 2014

I've seen whitetailed deer in the woods near where I live

They have cute butts.

September 8, 2014

Mazel tov!

Squee!

September 8, 2014

Awwwww

Yay for happy endings!

September 7, 2014

That's okay, I don't have one either

What is this "life" of which you speak? Where does one obtain it?