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October 11, 2015

Ben Carson is the Yoda of the Borg

As one gazes into the vacuous depths of Somnambulistic Swami Ben Carson’s eyes, the viewer becomes acutely aware and impressed that these are eyes into the deep, endless, bottomless cosmic black hole ( astro physically, a la Neil DeGrasse Tyson) of limitless ignorance. Ignorance on a level obtained by only a gifted handful of the most unenlightened spiritual leaders amongst us.

Having obtained this highly vaulted and rarified level of spirituality and infinite ignorance has propelled Soma Ben into the position of being the spiritual guide and Guru of the Collective Conscious, aka the Borg. Being the possessor and practitioner of such great and immense intellectual, spiritual, and psychic powers requires boundless discipline, and Yoda Ben handles these responsibilities with delicate perfection.

Come, join us on a deeply spiritual awaking journey with our spiritual master and guide, Guru Yoda Ben Carson, Master of the Universe.

Supplicants, the Borg faithful, in the presence of their hallowed Savant, become enraptured with his passionate guidance into the vast realm of spiritual ignorance. Captivated by the vapid, vacuous glazed gaze of Swami Ben, the Borg flock are hypnotically seduced into a mesmerizing trance of a collective acceptance, belief and allegiance of and to a value system of mind numbing ignorance.

Rather than using his super powers of spirituality to elevate people’s values and beliefs to a higher level of intelligence, Yoda Ben’s powers are used to reinforce the feeble minded that their ignorance reigns supreme and is indeed the pinnacle of human intellectual development (can’t use the concept of evolution here). Hence, Soma Swami Ben does not challenge his minions beliefs, rather as their spiritual leader, he gives them comfort and positive reinforcement that their ignorance is their salvation.

As to an example of Yoda Ben’s vast power of Psychic Domination, one need only to view CNN’s Wolf Blitzer’s interview with His Holy One, Yoda Ben. Swami Ben’s assertion that the German Jews themselves were responsible for the Holocaust went virtually unchallenged by the Jewish Wolf Blitzer. This could only have been accomplished by Yoda Ben’s complete powers of mind control which were exercised on ole Wolfie, because, as a Jewish person myself, I cannot envision how any Jew could passively and submissively sit there and accept such a vile assertion without going Medieval on Yoda Ben.

As possessor and master of his vast and infinite knowledge of all matters of ignorance, it is no surprise that Swami Soma Ben Carson has become the Charismatic Spiritual Yoda of the Borg and not just another insipid, self aggrandizing, morally and ethically bankrupt, soulless, vile, Rethug politician.

GRRRR!!!!


Purpose of this article: For the past month, I have been trying to figure out what is the appeal of this guy. Why do they like him, in an almost worshipful way. To analyze this, one had to not look at it from my perspective & frame of reference, but from their perspective. And this is what I came up with.

I got this link & story from "Bush Bites" at Daily Kos- it is real good
:
Please check it out-
Bungling Surgeon Ben Carson Left Sponge In Patient’s Brain!
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/bungling-surgeon-ben-carson-left-sponge-patients-brain



October 10, 2015

Speakernado is empowerment for TeaBaggers and worse is to come

For all of you folks out there who are giddy and delirious with glee that this Speakernado situation is the demise of the Rethugs, guess again. This is not the bonanza Dems think that it is. This folks, is just the beginning of some really bad shit to come.

A group of 40 Teabaggers, under the ozymoronic (this is an apt combination of 2 definitions) title of “Freedom Caucus”, has been able to bring the Congress of the United States of America to a standstill. Next up in their battle plan is to bring it to submission. Having obtained the power to accomplish what they have accomplished this week, i.e. controlling who is to be Speaker of the House, they realize that they are on the path to complete control of the U.S. Congress. This accomplishment is an inducement and inspiration to get more people with the same political values to enter the GOP Congressional primaries in the next round of elections.

Now they know that they can, indeed take over our government.

There are a couple of factors which will ensure that they will succeed in Teabaggers winning more GOP primaries.
Firstly, it is well known that basically, the majority of Repugs voting in primaries are extremists, they are almost guaranteed that Teabaggers will win. The GOP really does not have an effective get out the vote plan which appeals to “moderate’ (I use the term loosely) GOP voters. They are not as motivated to vote in primaries as are ‘baggers. As a result of the constant propaganda machine from Fecal News, GOP voters are of such a low information level of awareness that they do not actually care about the damage done by ‘bagger candidates.
Secondly, the PACS, i.e. the Koch Bros., have an extremely large amount of money and an effective plan which is directed at the local, regional races. This plan and money virtually assures regional, local and state control over the election process. As a result, there will a whole new wave of ignorant subhuman colostomy bags coming into Congress after the next election, which will increase the ranks of the “Freedom to Fuck Up America” Caucus.

The question is, will Dems be able to recapture enough seats to counter this Assholenado onslaught ?

Aside: Well, Boehner, McCarthy, McConnell, et. al who were present at the Caucus Room meeting on the nite of Obama’s inauguration where ya’ all established your agenda to kill any of Obama’s policies, how does it feel to have the same thing done to you? By your own party members? By an extremist monster which you assholes created and is now out to destroy you?

KARMA’S a Bitch, ain’t it.

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