September 4, 2015

WTF is the deal with Saudi King Salmon?

I didn't even know we imported seafood from Saudi in the first place, but... King Salmon?

I mean, good golly, he was just up in Alaska, and look what the King Salmon did to him there:



They could have loaded up Air Force One with all the King Salmon they wanted. I see no reason to be making such a big deal about importing them from a place that doesn't even have rivers.

September 4, 2015

"What law has Kim Davis broken?"

I've been seeing that question quite a bit on Twitter from idiots.

If your favorite idiot has asked that question, the answer is:

42 U.S.C. §1983

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/42/1983

If they want to know specifically how she broke that law, the manner in which she did so is described in detail here:

http://www.aclu-ky.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Rowan-complaint.pdf

There, they can also find the law on which jurisdiction by the court is premised, the law she has violated, and the law under which the court can order her to stop violating it or hold her in contempt.

It is a desperately stupid question.

September 4, 2015

Franklin Graham

The apple didn't fall far from the tree, but it sure must've landed pretty hard on its head.

September 3, 2015

BREAKING: THE JUDGE HAS ISSUED A DECISION!

Tom Brady will be allowed to play.

September 3, 2015

Kim Davis (KY bigot clerk): "I’m just a vessel God has chosen for this time and this place"