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I got my $1200 direct deposit today. I don't file tax returns & I get monthly S.S. direct deposits.

I didn't think I was going to get it this soon.

CNN posts photos of conspiracy theorists' victim and her husband. Why? Why? Why?

Exclusive: She's been falsely accused of starting the coronavirus. Her life has been turned upside down

Trump asks "What is The Purpose?" while we wonder "What was Trump's purpose?"

Trump Hints at Cancelling Coronavirus Press Briefings: 'What is The Purpose?'

Wait, isn't a president who's too stupid to give daily briefings also too stupid to be president?

Aides and allies making concerted effort to get Trump to stop doing daily briefings

Pro-life activists are demonstrating alongside anti-life stay-at-home protesters!

Ya can't make this stuff up!

I just realized, Trump is actually stupider than the fictional president in Idiocracy!

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-suggests-injection-disinfectant-beat-coronavirus-clean-lungs-n1191216

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

GOP governors may be reopening just to invalidate unemployment claims.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/4/21/1939356/-GA-losing-it-over-this-possible-explanation-of-Kemp-s-reopening

https://decaturish.com/2020/04/dear-decaturish-governors-decision-to-reopen-businesses-is-political-murder/

From George Chidi:

If there's no state order calling for businesses to be closed, the people who are unemployed can no longer claim that their unemployment is involuntary, even if it would be utter idiocy for them to return to work. A hair dresser or a massage therapist cannot maintain social distance. But they can certainly file for relief ... unless the law says they can work.

Governor Andrew Cuomo's dog, "Captain"

Governor Cuomo often mentions his dog so I decided to see what it looks like. It's a very distinctive-looking dog.

https://www.google.com/search?q=andrew+cuomo%27s+dog+%22Captain%22&tbm=isch

I'm waiting to hear how Trump's immigration ban will affect crop harvests and cause a food shortage.

Any links yet?

Edit: Apparently it won't apply to farm workers.

Nuclear Engineer Trump

Nuclear Technicians: "Nuclear Engineer Trump, the reactor is getting dangerously hot! What should we do?"

Nuclear Engineer Trump: "Insert the control rods!"

Nuclear Technicians: "It's working! The temperature is leveling off and shows signs that it might begin to decrease."

Nuclear Engineer Trump: "Problem solved! Now pull the control rods back out."
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