This reminds me of a passage: Jackson 25:17

The path of the righteous DUer is beset on all sides by the inequities of the Lounge and the tyranny of GD. Blessed is he who, in the name of TOS and good will, shepherds the posters through the valley of the trolls. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost threads. And I will PPR down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and threadjack my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my banhammer upon you, dumbass.