October 31, 2012

Happy samhuinn, everybody!

October 30, 2012

I am a gay man called Sandy. I believe in God. Why?

Look at this:

http://www.ibtimes.com/hurricane-sandy-caused-homosexuals-president-obama-evangelist-preacher-john-mcternan-says-855933#.UI9W4hGAzQE.facebook

There is a God, I declare this to be so, and he looks exactly like Graham Chapman. He smokes a pipe. God bless you, God! I love you! How can you not love someone who invented ferrets, beer, sexy straight guys and colossal elaborate jokes like that ibt article just to brighten my morning?

October 26, 2012

My first name is Sandy!

Ask me anything!

October 14, 2012

"Someone needs to clean his canal!"

.... said a pal to me regard a mutual, cough, "acquaintance" (and I use the word advisedly) following a discussion of said "acquaintance"'s grubby actions (he had been very bad).

"What?" says I. "Explain."

"Well, you know", says my chum. "He's full of shit."

October 13, 2012

Lookee here. This is a photo of ME.

Your turn!