January 27, 2013

Fox News Ships Palin to the "Glue Factory" (News Satire)

Underscoring the GOP's attitudes towards women, Faux News has fired Sarah Palin because she's "aged out"

A quick excerpt:

“Christ, it’s not like we hired her for her brains or incisive political insight,” said a Fox executive who requested anonymity. “She just had that Sexy Librarian persona going, and half our ads are for Cialis anyway, so we thought it was a good fit. The old white guys who watch our network used to dig her – at least until that whole MILFy thing went south.”



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January 2, 2013

Boehner Planning To Go On “Epic Bender” Say Aides

Boehner Planning To Go On “Epic Bender” Say Aides

Washington, DC, January 2nd, 2012 - Following a humiliating year which has his role as Speaker of the House in jepoardy, John Boehner is “looking forward to really tying on the feed bag to blot out all memories of the past year” according to aides.

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