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johnnyplankton's JournalIrony Abounds As Trump Labels U.S. “Laughingstock”
From the boys at Fishington Cheesington Post:
AMES, Iowa – Donald Trump, a man who reportedly has had more people openly point and laugh at his hair than there are grains of sand on the combined beaches of Planet Earth, told NBC News on Sunday that, “We used to be the king and the queen all put together, and now we’re a laughingstock as a country.”
[link:http://www.fishandcheese.com/wordpress/2013/08/13/irony-abounds-as-trump-labels-u-s-laughingstock/|
Boston Priest Caught With Adult Hooker, Vatican Secretly Rejoices
August 6, Boston, MA – Vatican officials reportedly breathed a sigh of relief today when it was learned that Rev. Monsignor Arthur M. Coyle was arrested for paying an ADULT prostitute for sex in a car behind a cemetery. “My God, I am so damned happy,” said a Vatican official who requested anonymity. “When you hear ‘priest’ and ‘sex’ and ‘scandal’ in the same sentence, you can’t help but go there. When I heard it was an adult, I felt tears of joy.”
While police officials would not reveal the sex of the prostitute, “Frankly we were just happy that the Monsignor was with someone who had pubic hair,” said the official.
[link:http://www.fishandcheese.com/wordpress/2013/08/06/boston-priest-caught-with-adult-hooker-vatican-secretly-rejoices/|
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