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MiddleFingerMom

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Gender: Male
Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 03:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163

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Quick MFM hospital update:

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I'll be staying in the hospital 'til Monday as the Rehab Center just doesn't hab rehab over the
weekend. I'm definitely going there Monday, though.
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Care and staff are great at both places, so without the therapy, the question of WHERE I am
is kinda moot -- tho the room service is better here... and they do have all-you-can-drink
Margarita Saturday Night here.
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You put de lime in de coconut... etc. etc. etc.
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Jan 5, 2013, 01:39 PM (5 replies)

Did they make you shower totally nude after PEZ? Do they make your kids?

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Jan 5, 2013, 10:43 AM (1 replies)

MiddleFingerMom had a "You'll Get Old" nightmare last night.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Jan 5, 2013, 10:28 AM (6 replies)

Even people who HATE to go camping... LOVE to go camping with MiddleFingerMom.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Jan 5, 2013, 10:28 AM (3 replies)

The true and SPECIFIC reason why T-Rex went extinct;

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Jan 5, 2013, 10:28 AM (5 replies)

One of the most meaningless questions EVER..., "Do you have A cat?"

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Jan 5, 2013, 10:28 AM (2 replies)

After her traumatic Olive Garden experience, LynneSin ran to the solace of her favorite pizza buffet

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Jan 5, 2013, 10:28 AM (0 replies)

Chef Towelie starts his first day as DU Cafeteria dessert chef MFM spends his next week there.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Jan 5, 2013, 10:28 AM (3 replies)

The only area Kali allows for GM livestock on her ranch is for her own personal production of eggnog

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Fri Jan 4, 2013, 09:54 AM (2 replies)

Fucking Immortal MiddleFingerMom update:

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I am gaining strength. I was pretty damned beat up by my A-fib -- so weak I literally
couldn't undress because I was pretty sure I wouldn't have the strength to put my
clothes back on.
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That's my story, officer... and I'm sticking with it!!!!!
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They've adjusted my meds, added back the one that nobody can see any sense in
taking away in the first place (probably the main source of my troubles) and changes
some dosages and stuffs.
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I'm feeling pretty good -- even better day by day. The med team is done with me and
they were going to send me home. I feel EXACTLY like I did two weeks ago when I tried
to talk them out of that. And here I am. I fought HARD this time and they got on the
case -- making a serious effort to get me followup INpatient rehab care.
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There's EXCELLENT folks here at all levels at UMC. Talked to a Physical Therapist, an
Occupational Therapist, a Social Worker and a Case Manager. I am going to be going
back to that AMAZING Cardiac Rehab Center that I was at after my initial surgery for
as long as it takes to regain truly reasonable strength and health.
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YEEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!
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Someone mentioned in my MiddleFingerMomTom Rose Bowl post that there are TWO
brothers in my fambly that have lived charmed lives.
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You were right.
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Room service isn't as awesome there as it is here, but I'll be getting there JUST in
time for Ice Cream Friday!!!!!
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Fucking Immortal.
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Fucking Charmed.
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Thu Jan 3, 2013, 09:31 PM (22 replies)
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