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MiddleFingerMom

MiddleFingerMom's Journal
MiddleFingerMom's Journal
January 11, 2013

MiddleFingerMom was banned from all subsequent neighborhood "Fun With Towels" competitions.

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January 11, 2013

Penis

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January 11, 2013

Six Degrees of Bacon Bacon:

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January 11, 2013

Your dog is thinking about you all day. Go out and play some catch when you get home.

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January 11, 2013

Gangsters v, Gangstas

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January 10, 2013

YEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!! Kali is here!!!

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Well, she was here earlier for a few minutes, but I had one more therapy session,
so she went to take care of some business and will be back soon.
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You have NO idea how good it is to see her again!!!
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She brought me a gift from her sister -- a set of chopsticks (and case) manufactured
by the Chinese company, Sheep Lube.
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I would LOVE to have had that on my resume -- MiddleFingerMom CEO Sheep Lube Corp.
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I WILL have some business cards printed up. "Let's do sh... um... lunch."
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January 10, 2013

Update on MFM rehab therapy Thurs Jan 10:

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After evaluation by the staff during therapy, they've decided I'm in
PRETTY good shape (and just plain ol' PRETTY) and my expected
date of release is Monday Jan 14.
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I'm in agreement and happy with all those determinations.
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I don't need much... but I do need a little.
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Therapies don't start before 8 AM here... and I let them know I'm
a nightowl, so none of mine will start before 9. Seriously... they're
THAT accommodating.
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I just found out that this center ranked #1 in the state in their
patient evaluation follow-up surveys. I have NO reason to doubt
this.
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I was running late this morning and rushing to get ready by 9...
but when I looked at my therapy schedule (delivered just before 9),
I find I have nothing until 11.
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Unexpected naptime is therapeutic too, dontcha know?
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I told one of my favorite therapists what is probably a non-PC joke.
She loved it and told it to some of her co-workers. Not a single one
of them laughed -- some even looked shocked that she would tell
such a non-PC joke.
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She told it to a few of the older female patients and said that they
laughed their asses off.
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Ain't that always the way?
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How do you get an older woman to use the F-word?
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Have somebody nearby shout, "BINGO!!!"
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January 9, 2013

"Uh-oh," says MiddleFingerMom. "Uh-OH!!!!!!!!!!"

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January 9, 2013

MiddleFingerMom is getting a multitude of medical issues resolved while at rehab.

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January 9, 2013

They tried to take a group photo at the Cardiac Rehab Center this morning.

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As a side note, how do you get an older woman to mutter the "F-bomb" (aside from
our F-bombardier extraordinaire CaliforniaPeggy)?
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Have someone near them shout, "BINGO!!!"
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Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 03:49 PM
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