MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalOK, OK, MFM DOES still drink single malt Scotch, but only a hip-flask's worth a day. Of course...
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I stand before you helpless & trembling, O She who must NEVER, under ANY circumstance, be answered!!
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Mirror, mirror on the wall -- who's the...
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Cats can be EXTREMELY possessive.
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Finally, our weather here in Tucson is back on track for this time of year.
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For the next week or more, we're expecting daytime temperatures in the
low-to-mid-70's -- and nightime temps of 40-50 degrees
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Yeah... that's a lot warmer than what most of you are going through
right now, but we can handle it.
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It's a dry warm.
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(snerk)
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Li'l MiddleFingerMom was a curious child... in so many, MANY ways...
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... but he ALWAYS followed the letter, if not the spirit of the "Don't tuch the but" law.
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The old spooky campfire stories of "MFM, the Naked Garden Gnome" STILL make pink flamingos nervous.
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Breaking up... is so very hard... ... ... ... to do... that's it -- to DO.
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Spelchek is fine, but some folks DESPERATELY need a function called "GrammarNazi" before they post.
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Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
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