Skittles' family KNEW from an early age that she was going to grow up to be a world-class asskicker.

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Since it's VERY late on a Friday night here, I'm gonna TRY to get away with posting some porn.

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Please, please, PLEASE don't alert on me.
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MiddleFingerSanta's Holiday Gift Suggestion #2 -- Owner/Operator of your very own cathouse

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http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=82989&promo=Outdoor-Living-Pets&catid=1344
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I went to my company's Xmas party Some woman watched a chick make an ask of herself. Ass me anything

Another unexpected positive side-effect of buying my SodaStream.. I lost my star recently...

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... and I haven't been able to focus in that direction and replace it yet, so I'm
seeing advertisements on DU.
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Oddly, I haven't ever noticed an ad for Thai wives and, I have to admit, I watch
porn (BUT I SWEAR ONLY BECAUSE I'M A FAN OF 60'S-70'S FUNK MUSIC -- SO I
ONLY WATCH PORN FOR THE SOUNDTRACKS, I SWEAR!!!)
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Wak-a-choo-ka-wak-a-choo-ka-bow-bow!!!
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I saw that on a T-shirt recently and thought it was hilarious.
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But... since doing some pretty heavy research on SodaStream systems, the greater
majority of my ads on DU seem to BE about SodaStream -- which is a lot more
pleasant than some of the ads I read about people being subjected to.
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So... unsavory DU ads?
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Just do some SodaStream research, even if you're not really paying attention to it.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to research the history of Thailand.
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(humming) WAK-A-CHOO-KA-BOW-BOW!!!!!
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MiddleFingerSanta's Holiday Gift Suggesrtion #1 -- Sauerkraut/kimchi, anyone?

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http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002UUT4CI/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=random-good-stuff-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B002UUT4CI
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I am now taking medications for a sidekick.

Be who you are:

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Last night got me thinking about Bruce... and the fact that I've been a big fan for almost 40 years.

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Back in 1973, when his first album, "Greetings from Asbury Park" was released, he made the
cover of Time Magazine and was heralded as "the next Dylan". I'll raise some eyebrows here
when I say that I like his lyrics as poetry much more than much of, maybe most of Dylan's...
certainly more accessible anyways -- and I'm all about writing poetry for the people,
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Below is a rarely-heard gem that is still one of my all-time favorites of his -- boy, if ANYONE
can tell a story in a song, it's The Boss.
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"Mary, Queen of Arkansas"
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Check out how the song goes full-circle and comes to a definite and logical resolution.
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"I've got contacts down in Mexico...
Where the servants have been seen."
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39 years ago -- check our how YOUNG he is (and how young many of US were).
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And it reinforces what I felt last night -- I REALLY felt the absence of Clarence.
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"MiddleFingerMom" is just a secret identity. He's finally willing to expose himself,

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