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MiddleFingerMom

MiddleFingerMom's Journal
MiddleFingerMom's Journal
March 30, 2013

MFM is smooth. SMOOTH!!! There aren't enough o's in sm-o-o-o-o-o-o-th to describe just HOW smooth!!!

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March 30, 2013

Alphabet soup for people MiddleFingerMom's age:

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March 30, 2013

Gamers... ... WoW!!! ... Just WoW!!! ... ... ... Seriously and literally... just WoW!!!

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March 30, 2013

Special guest star will be the first zombie capable of speech... which already stumbles just right.

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March 30, 2013

Think he/she was predestined to be a vegan? Move over, Kevin... there's a new coolest Bacon.

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March 30, 2013

Stupid Human thinks this is funny. Stupid Human. Stupid, stupid Human. STUPID Human!!!

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March 30, 2013

Reasonable gun control legislation in one word. Seriously, you only GET/NEED ONE WORD -- PEW.

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March 29, 2013

MFM shows up for dates bearing gifts. Don't ask where he's holding the box of chocolates.

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NSFW!!!
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March 29, 2013

MiddleFingerMom hosted The First Annual Penis Slam. Here's the winning entry:

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March 29, 2013

George Takei could have a huge hit here. Who WOULDN'T want folks to say this about them?

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Profile Information

Gender: Male
Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163
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