MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalTOBIN'S SEMESTER BREAK: WOOOO-HOOOO!!!!!!!
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Congratulations, my friend!!!
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Enjoy!!! You've certainly EARNED it!!!
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If you're not doing anything "WRONG"
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... you don't have anything to worry about.
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Am I right?
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Am I right?
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There was a part of the trip to the dog park that MiddleFingerMomRover hated. Poor, POOR puppy.
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MiddleFingerMom never did quite grasp the concept of beer pong.
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So... ... ... ... a man walks into a bar...
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Y'know... it's not EASY being TexasTowelie's SO.
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Kali has been experimenting with sobriety.
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MiddleFingerMom has two tattoos.
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A "W" on each buttcheek. When he bends over, it says "WoW".
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When he stands on his hands, it says "MoM".
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And, of course...
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"WoWMoM-WoWMoM-WoWMoM-WoWMoM-WoWMoM-WoWMoM
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.WoWMoM-WoWMoM-WoWMoM-WoWMoM-WoWMoM-WoWMoM"
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We had two BEAUTIFUL old-style movie theatres in the small town where I grew up...
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... literally around the corner from each other.
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Once, when we were about 12 or 13, my friend Ricky's mom dropped us off
at one to go see "Old Yeller". We waited 'til she turned the corner and ran
around the OTHER corner and went in to see "The Graduate" (age-specific
PG, R and X ratings weren't in place quite yet, though the Catholics DID have
"YOU'LL GO TO HELL FOR SEEING THIS" ratings in effect -- at least that's
the message we kids got -- we risked HELL for "The Graduate"
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When I got home, I went straight to my bedroom. MiddleFingerMomMom
called after me up the stairs, "How was the movie?"
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"It was about some dog. It was sad. Goodnight."
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I saw "Old Yeller" for the very first time about 25 years later. 
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And I STILL have a thing for Anne Bancroft (DANG, YOU MEL BROOKS!!! DANG
YOU ALL TO HECK!!!)
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Happy Birthday, Dustin Hoffman.
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Profile Information
Gender: MaleHome country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163
