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MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's Journal
MiddleFingerMom's Journal
March 2, 2012
MFM was arrested once for breastfeeding a baby at Olive Garden.
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Not his baby, mind you... just a random baby from a nearby table.
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March 2, 2012
Li'l MiddleFingerMom was simultaneously adorable and EVIL!!!
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March 2, 2012
The most adorable buttscoot EVER:
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March 2, 2012
Oh, yeah... she wants his wiener! YEAH, BABY!!!
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March 2, 2012
The only regret Kali has about her dog Dumbass' name is that she didn't give it to her son.
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March 2, 2012
Some think Kali is cruel for naming her dog "Dumbass". Then they meet him.
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March 1, 2012
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There aren't enough "o's" in "s-m-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-t-h" to describe how smooth MFM's ALWAYS been.
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March 1, 2012
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MFM is a lover, not a fighter... and nuns just confuse the HELL outta his passions.
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March 1, 2012
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IT weddings... as with almost everything else -- they're not like the rest of us.
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