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Wolf Frankula

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Thank you for the two hearts.

Whoever you are.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Sun Feb 10, 2019, 03:26 PM (1 replies)

Do You Pick Your Feet in Poughkeepsie?

Looking for the answer.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Sat Feb 9, 2019, 01:34 AM (5 replies)

Question for People who Live in Washington.

In Washington there is a place called Kalama. If it had a zoo would it be Kalama-zoo?

Does the Ace Novelty Company of Walla Walla, Washington still make Boston Charlies?

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Thu Jan 24, 2019, 10:07 PM (5 replies)

I have to repeat what my late friend Sam said about immigrants from Mexico

"These are church going, hard working, family oriented people. And we need more of them"

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Sat Jan 19, 2019, 07:06 PM (6 replies)

Question about the plural of Anonymous

Is it Anonymouses or Anonymice?

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Mon Jan 7, 2019, 11:20 PM (6 replies)

For those Who've seen 'It's a Wonderful Life'

Where would you rather live?

Bedford Falls?


Or Screw both of them I choose Jones'n with all the colorful Western Characters?

You must pick one.


Posted by Wolf Frankula | Thu Dec 20, 2018, 10:48 PM (4 replies)

Two Letters from Santa.

1: "Dear Donald Trump,

I hear you've been saying there is no Santa Claus. How would you like it if I went around saying there was no Donald Trump?

Yours truly,

Santa Claus."

2: "Dear New York Times Editor,

Is there a Virginia? Some people say there is just a big blank spot south of Maryland. But I think not, that Virginia is real. Rudolph said if you see it in the Times you know it's true. Is there a Virginia?

Yours Truly,

Santa Claus"

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Wed Dec 5, 2018, 09:04 PM (0 replies)

Things to say when you can't think of anything else.

Note, not all are appropriate at all times. When meeting somebody's new baby, numbers three and six should not be said.

Although the following is based upon reality, I would not have any reader conceive that it is completely factual. Names have been changed, and persons are portrayed as saying and doing things they did not do.

Sort him out, Mr. Wontcox!

Get that goddamn crocodile out of my office!

Cheryl and Vomit.

You could feed a family of four from that sluck.

You penny-packing, penny-pepping son of a bitch!

Goaty and sheepy Mrs. Withoutnail.

Jacky give it to me.

Stop that bubbing!

Skbibbing, skbibbing always skbibbing. Why don't you stomp dat Nivabeff?

Bembas, bammas and snow tires, it will never work.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Sun Dec 2, 2018, 09:54 PM (0 replies)

Is this story true?

On the show Babylon 5 Lennier, played by Billy Mumy never ran, because somebody would yell "Run Will Robinson, Run! Run!" and everybody would break out laughing.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Sat Nov 17, 2018, 01:05 AM (2 replies)

Tomorrow is Election Day. If you haven't already VOTE!

If the name has a (D) next to it vote for it. If the (R) is a 'good family person' and professor of philosophy, and the (D) is a Beagle, Vote for the Beagle.

(Who has already voted.)
Posted by Wolf Frankula | Mon Nov 5, 2018, 10:18 PM (0 replies)
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