Playinghardball
Playinghardball's JournalThis is what I want to know.What kind of election fraud and shenanigans are going on??
How about a joke for Friday?
A Fast Thinker
A man in a Florida supermarket tried to buy half a head of lettuce.
The very young produce assistant told him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce.
The man persisted and asked to see the manager. The boy said he'd ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager: 'Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce. As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, 'And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.'
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, 'I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?'
Canada, sir,' the boy replied.
Well, why did you leave Canada?' the manager asked.
The boy said, 'Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there.'
Really?' said the manager. 'My wife is from Canada.'
No shit?' replied the boy. 'Who'd she play for?'
Looks like 10000 in Michigan are ready to create a political revolution from the ground up...
WATCH: Hilariously Stupid Trump Fans Fooled By Hitler Quotes Disguised As Trump’s (VIDEO)
Its no secret that Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler are very similar. Like Hitler, Trump wants to keep the Untermensch in this case Muslims, Hispanics, and other brown people out of his country. Both men chose to run for office on a Christian platform while failing to act anything remotely similar to Jesus. Like Hitler, Trump has decided that an entire segment of the population Muslims should be forced to register in a national database and to wear special little badges. And, like Hitler, The Donald wants to throw a certain segment of the population in concentration camps. Dissenters especially minorities are brutally beaten at his rallies, something Trump adamantly supports.
With all the similarities between the two fascists, YouTube prankster channel SloFlo decided to conduct a little social experiment: They quoted Adolf Hitler to Trump supporters, but told them the words were Trumps. The prankster made up a fake Trump pamphlet, but he replaced all the quotes with Hitler quotes.
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized.
Well, theres a lot of people that should be sterilized according to Donald Trump, said a man wearing a Trump tie. So, sure.
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer dont think.
You look at the Democratic Party and they prove that, one supporter said. Thats why Im voting for Trump.
Hes a smart man, hes got the world by the balls right now, a young woman replied. Hes got a lot of money, and hes very influential because of his money, and what hes done with, like, his empire.
The more economic difficulties increase, the more immigration will be seen as a burden.
As soon as our economic system starts improving, we dont have to worry about the immigrants anymore, an enthusiastic man Trumpsplained. Theyll go away.
I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature.
Well, man is the cruelest animal, said Tie Guy.
After the Trump supporters said they agree with the quotes in the pamphlet, they were in for a surprise when it was revealed that the quotes actually came from none other than Adolf Hitler a man whose speeches Trump has been known to keep by his bedside.
Im definitely not down with racism, said the young woman after learning she had just endorsed Hitlers words. Id say youre lying to me, another Trump supporter said with a blank stare on his face. Asked if he still supports Trump, he replied:
Well, yeah, But I dont support Hitler.
Pressed on whether he supports the quotes, he explained that If Donald Trump said them, I support em!
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2016/03/03/watch-hilariously-stupid-trump-fans-fooled-by-hitler-quotes-disguised-as-trumps-video/
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