March 31, 2014

Top Ten Conservative Idiots of the Week Vol. 35

[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]IOKIYAR Edition[/font]

My computer fried, so I lost my template for the Top 10. If anyone can send me the coding needed to get the name of the icon by rolling the mouse over it, I will add it next week.

Yes, that's the question of the week. What is wrong with Wisconsin? First, they elect Scott Walker, then they vote out Russ Feingold for that assturd Ron Johnson. . .and we have two state legislators (1) that embarrass everyone. Also on the list. God told Bryan Fischer that discriminating against women is a good idea (3), a bank in New Jersey hates Atheists (7) and Ted Nugent comes back to the list after a three week hiatus (10). And as always, don't forget the key.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Bill Kramer and Jason Wisneski[/font]

This week starts off in the state of Wisconsin. Yes, the state that the Koch Brothers are trying to buy and run into the ground by buying the governor, a senator and the state house from people who decided they were so angry at Barack Obama in 2010 that they stayed home. And since 2014 is looking to be the same as 2010 (with Democrats not wanting to vote for some stupid reason), we will end up seeing more stories like the two below.

First, Wisconsin Assemblyman Bill Kramer as a sex problem. . .he likes to fondle women.

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Republican Bill Kramer was accused in the criminal complaint of forcibly kissing the female aide and grabbing her breasts after a political event in suburban Milwaukee in April 2011, the criminal complaint filed in Waukesha County said.

Let's see. Sexual Harassment, sexual battery, unwanted sexual contact. . .part and parcel for a Republican sex-hound. If the accusations included “unwanted entry with a cumbersome object,” it would be complete.

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IOKIYAR, I guess. Expect him to find God, a drug problem or some other bullcrap excuse. Anything to deflect blame from his love of rape.

As evil as that is, nothing comes more disgusting that Jason Wisneski. He came up a great story to deflect from his love affair of breaking the legs of cats. The Democrat murdered his grandchild.

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Okay, so he's got Ted Bundy qualities. Nice. Good for a Republican. Ted Bundy was also a Republican.

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“It’s funny how they never bring up Dave Hansen murdering his grandchild though,” Wisneski wrote in a post on the Press-Gazette‘s website.

Hmm. . .sick, twisted bastard. Using the death of a 23 month old baby in a traffic accident to cover up your sit love of abusing animals. You are proof the Republicans are the party of sick, twisted ne'er-do-wells.

Walker, Johnson, Kramer, Wisneski. . .four peas in a pod. Wisconsin Democrats, are you embarrassed enough yet to vote these Republican POSes out of office (oops, a swear word. Hopefully, no one will get offended)? Or will you sit at home and pout because Obama didn't give you 100% of what you wanted.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Glenn Champ[/font]

Next on the list, California. The place where the GOP is in such disarray that they will nominate just about anyone to try to take Moonbat Jerry Brown out of office. This time, it's some putz (oops, a swear word. Hopefully, no one will get offended) named Glenn Champ, the latest in the Republican saviors in California.

Glenn is the good American boy. Handsome, rugged, individualistic, Christian ex-con, registered sex offender.

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The GOP wants to put THIS in Sacramento? Seriously??? This guy? Manslaughter, assault with intent to commit rape? This guy? This! Guy!

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No, it's still fair game, bozo. See, if a Democrat had this, you Republicans would be screaming for a public flogging. But IOKIYAR, apparently. Democrats are ex-cons. Republicans are held accountable for stupidity. Apparently, attempted rape, manslaughter and weapons charges are just acts of stupidity. Murder must be just an ask of brew-haha.

As for a lack of knowledge. . .apparently, no doesn't mean no to you. No means get a tire iron and beat the shit (oops, a swear word. Hopefully, no one will get offended.) out of a girl until she says yes or is passed out, which means yes anyway.

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Weapons charges too? Please explain this photo then!

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It's from Champ's own campaign website. NRA sponsored laws for background checks really work. They kept guns out of this assaulting, killing, attempted rapist's hands.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Bryan Fischer[/font]

According to Bella Abzug, “a woman's place is in the House. . .of Representatives.” According to Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association (another nice sounding brand name to disguise the sexist racism of their ideas), a woman's place is to be discriminated against.

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On his Wednesday radio program, Fischer pointed out that liberals had argued that companies could use religion to discriminate on the basis of gender or to oppose the minimum wage if Hobby Lobby was allowed to use Christianity as a shield to deny birth control to its employees.

God designed women from Adam's rib bone to be a man's servant. That's your God given position in life. Glass ceiling. . .unequal pay. God wants that. That is some really screwed up God Fischer prays to. I wonder if his God believes in genocide, child human sacrifice and mass murder. . .of course that God does. Abraham and Noah!

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Religious objections to the minimum wage? What did Jesus say about it? I know! NOTHING!!! Absolutely nothing! But nice try there.

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Hear that, any woman that worked for this clown. Here is a class action sexual discrimination lawsuit all wrapped up for you. There you go. IOKIYAR again.

How can any woman vote for these troglodytes?

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Jennifer Stefano[/font]

The Koch Brothers and their sycophants are mighty thin skinned people. They get challenged than they pout, whine, cry and attack the messenger. Chris Hayes of MSNBC is the latest to get this treatment. Here's the video, from Mediaite.

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That's a neat trick. Put your accuser on the defensive by accusing them of something that easy to accuse, but difficult to refute. Since we don't know Chris Hayes's attitudes (well, we do. It's public record), just go on an irrational rant about something that means absolutely nothing. Stefano goes uber-loon rather quickly.

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Hayes seemed very confused at first, and pleaded with her to "just be honest" about why she really "wakes up everyday and thinks about how to destroy Obamacare."

Huh?

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"You have absolutely no idea about me or my life," she continued. "I don't care!"

Again, huh? You don't know why I wake up in the morning? To take a big shit? To take a shower? Maybe to get a good sniff of Folger's coffee and a Bear claw?

Were you born in a trailer park? Does it matter in this context?

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When you figure that out, Chris, let the world know?

So, let's backtrack: According to Jennifer Stefano:

01: Attacking AFP's position on the ACA is shutting women up.
02: She is a woman.
03: Chris Hayes is shutting her up.
04: You don't know me
05: You don't know me again.
06: Obamacare is the devil.

Makes perfect sense. If you're batshit crazy. (oops, a swear word. Hopefully, no one will get offended.)


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Louie Gohmert[/font]

First of all, Lil Louie here is a permanent fixture on this list. He is pure comic gold each time he opens his brainless, empty mouth and burps out turds of wisdom. So, the Top Ten would like to nominate him for the first ever Hall of Fame of Conservative Idiocy. Welcome to the Hall, Louie. You'll have friends soon.

Anyway, the Texas dimbulb goes on Tony Perkins's screechfest to whine and complain about how the evil liberals are taking out their anti-God ideas on Hobby Lobby. See, Hobby Lobby can believe in God because
corporations can believe in God, just like people.

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Yes, imagine waking up every morning to go to church. There's Ms. Johnson. There's Mr. Peters. There's Mr. Hobby Lobby, looking similar and thinner than last week. He must have lost a few bricks on the side.

Watch Hobby Lobby genuflect before entertain the Pew. Then watch Hobby Lobby get on its knees and pray before God.

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Okay, anyone notice the change. It went from corporations can legally practice religion to form religious beliefs.

Oh Great Hobby Lobby. Tell us when the rapture is coming. So I can buy a needlepoint of the rapture for $19.95 on aisle four.

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What. . .wait! This schmuck (oops, a swear word. Hopefully, no one will get offended) was a judge? Really? Truly? Ummm. . .only in Texas I guess?

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Tune in next week when Louie Gohmert tells us that not only corporations find God, but so to buildings, trees, rocks, snails and the occasional Republican caught with a male prostitute and a bag of meth and blow in a cheap motel room.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Ted Cruz[/font]

Ted “Talk” Cruz has been in the news a lot, namely because Ted Cruz loves to talk about anything that makes Ted Cruz more Ted Cruz so people get that good Ted Cruz goodness in their Tex Cruzy Ted Cruz. Today, Ted of Talk is coming to the Top Ten because he believes God loves everyone, so long as you believe, and if you don't believe, God's messengers on Earth can hate your sorry ass.

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Cruz repeated a conspiracy theory that the Convention on the Rights of the Child would allow the United Nations to take parenting decisions away from Americans. “Nothing in international law, nothing in any treaty should be used as a backdoor vehicle to undermine the rights of every parent here to raise your children consistent with your faith, with your good judgment and the love you have for your children,” he said.

What is this with these poor oppressed Christians? You want oppression? Go to Nigeria and see what Boko Haram does to Christians there. Go to Mali and see what the Islamic fundies near Timbuktu have done. Ted. . .no one taking Jesus away. Well, God did, but you love God. Or some form of God.

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That “joke” is always used. There are no atheists on test days in school. There are no atheists when you're waiting for an HIV test result. There's no atheists when two people are in bed about to orgasm. Most of the time, they are scream “Oh God, oh God, take me!”

The word is time and place, Teddy. Spouting a joke like that while in uniform isn't really protocol and the armed forces has the RIGHT and duty to tell that to the G.I.s But what is hard to understand is how the supervising officer and Obama are linked. Did the supervising officer run to Obama, point a finger and tattle on the chaplain? Are you accusing the Air Force of kindergarten, playground tactics? Does that mean I don't have to like you because you have cooties? And wear Skippies. . .and are eleventy-four years old?

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Wow. . .look at the hypocrisy. It's okay to be insensitive to atheists so long as they come into the forgiving arms of a loving God. Hmmm. . .if you don't get your Godly fondling, then screw you, I hate you! And so does God. In fact, God told me to hate you.

How about that? Ted Cruz is the new Betty Bowers.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]TD Bank of Cranford, NJ[/font]

Normally, going to a bank is rather painless and mundane. Go in, stand on line, do your work when the clerk calls you, leave. Simple. Services banks provide customers are for all bank customers, and if you aren't a bank customer, there is usually a nominal fee. However, apparently, an atheist's money and business are foul and evil, so TD Bank denied them public notary services.

Yes, you read that correctly. A public notary refused to notarize something because the person wanting the notary was an atheists.

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In a post on Facebook, Amanda Knief wrote, “I was just refused service — because I am an atheist. It was embarrassing, humiliating, and it pissed me off.”

It would piss off anyone. So, now atheist is the new “black.” The US needs another Plessy V. Ferguson. Believer and Atheist drinking fountains, schools, buses, bathroom, banks, notaries. . .WTF!?!?!?!

Please tell us what happened, Ms. Knief.

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Okay, reasonable. Why do you want the notary done? Most notaries don't ask this question, but maybe it's bank protocol to ask. Who knows? Please continue.

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“Personal reasons” is now the new, right wing way of saying “I don't want to do it because I am a racist, bigoted, intolerant, ignorant, worthless, two faced goober that will hide my ignorance behind anything that doesn't make me look like a complete troll.”

But it serves Ms. Knief right! After all, if she believed in a loving, forgiving God, nothing like this would happen. Because God loves believers and hates those that don't believe. And God told me to hate you for doing the horrible thing of asking “why.”

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Don Smith[/font]

Remember back in the good old days when certain people say in the back of the bus and others were told to speak English or god home. Don Smith of Anchorage remembers. Remember when it was okay to beat the crap out of someone who spoke with a lisp or walked a little light in the loafers? Don Smith remembers. Remember when schools were better. Don Smith does and he know why they suck now. Give you a hint: It's them dang blasted furriners.

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It's all dem furriners and retards. If we can just section them off in the schools, life would be perfect. Then we can work on them homosexuals and atheists. After that, the Jews! We need more scapegoats for our failings. It's never us. We can never look in a mirror. It's all dem dang blasted furriners and retards.

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Yes. There has to be a silver lining. Please, maybe you can come out of the skid and put the klanhood away, Mr. Smith. Enlighten us, please.

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When I was in Anchorage High School, it was about 98 percent white students, and the balance were probably Native and one or two black students. Today we’re 48 percent white, 52 percent other. And that clearly is causing problems. I think our numbers are dropping because we’re importing all these people that aren’t up to the standards that we had set for the school. Consequently, it’s drawn us downward not upward.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . . . . . . . .

While I pick my bottom jaw off the ground, please wrap your brains around his comment. N-bombs, paint wearing savages, non-English speaking foreigners, English speaking foreigners from places like Africa and Indonesia. . .Messicans, latinos, anyone not white. . .it's their fault because we have the responsibility to educate them.

There should be a place where they can go, sectioned off with barred wire and gun turrets that they can become productive members of white society. Maybe a motto over the door. . .something inspirational: Arbeit Macht Frei works.

Don Smith gives his sheet are hard time. Sometimes, he actually sleeps in them.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Ted Cruz Redux[/font]

In the shortest entire this week, Ted Cruz posted a poll on his Facebook (you know, because it's free) asking people if they are better now or before that horror of Obamacare happened.

Results were not as Ted wanted to see.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, there were a few people who said it didn't help them.

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This is the definition of dumbass! Complete dumbass! Someone handed him a knife so he could spite his face.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Ted Nugent[/font]

And finally, look who's back. Ted “Cat Scratch Fever and nothing else. . .Ever” Nugent finishes this week with a bang. And when I say bang, I mean full on racist klansman bang. Not to belabor the point, but he has had the longest 15 minutes in history. I don't want my words to get into the glory that is Ted “I Shit my Pants to get out of Viet Nam” Nugent so let's let him talk. So, come on Ted, tell us some more of your turds of wisdom.

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“Apartheid isn’t that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal.”

Hmmm. . .so much for that Declaration of Independence idea. Damn Thomas Jefferson commie liberal pinko.

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“The preponderance of South Africa is a different breed of man. I mean that with no disrespect. I say that with great respect. I love them because I’m one of them. They are still people of the earth, but they are different. They still put bones in their noses, they still walk around naked, they wipe their butts with their hands. And when I kill an antelope for ‘em, their preference is the gut pile. That’s what they fucking want to eat, the intestines. These are different people. You give ‘em toothpaste, they fucking eat it…I hope they don’t become civilized. They’re way ahead of the game.”

You shit your pants to get out of serving in Viet Nam and screw underage girls because they are just so adorable. Notice the racism. Bone in the nose, eating toothpaste. I'm surprised he didn't say “yep, and them black people also pick through each other's hair and eat the lice they find.” Because you know when he talks about South Africa, he doesn't mean the white people.

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“I use the word nigger a lot because I hang around with a lot of niggers, and they use the word nigger, and I tend to use words that communicate…I don’t mean to offend. I’m a fun guy, not a sexist or racist.”

I use the word motherfucker a lot too. Especially when I am describing Ted Nugent (if a DU member posts they are offended by my use of motherfucker and not his use of the n-bomb,your priorities are really screwed up).

Maybe that's what we should call him from now now. Instead of Ted Nugent, just MF.er. As in “MF.er said another dumb thing.”

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“I mean no disrespect. I’m sure the Japanese are wonderful folks.”

Yeah, I mean, when they aren't, you know, being Japanese or something. I'm sure they are cute. Listen, bozo. . .if you put I mean no disrespect in the front of you words, you mean disrespect and should probably not say it.

Salon has more.

Welcome back, Ted. Now, you and Glenn Champ and Bill Kramer can go out together, find an underage girl, beat the snot out of her, fondle her breasts and have freaky, disgusting 60 year sex with her because. . .hey, Republicans are so full of love, they can't help getting a little of it on you.

Usually dripping down to your ankle.

See you next week.

March 29, 2014

Who are your three favorite heroes/heroines in literature?

For me, in order of #3 to #1 is simple:

#3: O-Lan (欧兰 from Pearl Buck's The Good Earth. This is a woman who gives her spirit and soul to a soul dead man who only really cares about his own gratitude. She raises children that view her poorly and dies alone while her husband entertains his concubine. She is the essence of purity in my eyes. And what happens to purity in an impure world.

#2: Jean Valjean from Victor Hugo's Les Miserables. I read the book long before watching the opera for the first time and the book really got to a man. Here is a man hunted and chased for a minor mistakes not only by the law, but by his own conscience for feeling he has never done enough to atone for his mistakes. Valjean has so little to dislike in a character or a hero that when he dies, you feel part of your heart die with him.

#1: Samwise Gamgee from JRR Tolkein's Lord of the Rings Triology. No other character shows true devotion and genuine caring for another as Samwise does for Frodo. Samwise is everything people should be to each other. And at the end, after years of taking care of Mr. Frodo, when he boards the white ship with Elrond, Bilbo and Gandalf, we feel and know that Samwise wants, one more time, to be the man to save and protect Frodo. As the ship leaves, Samwise feels part of himself leave with Frodo. Samwise Gamgee is probably the greatest heroic character in the history of literature.

March 26, 2014

Introduction to Chinese Medical Service

Okay. . .I have an abscess in my leg. I hurt myself and it got infected. No big deal. I've had them before. Staph infections are rather common and I know what to do.

So, at the insistence of the wife, I went to the foreigner section of the local hospital. This is my fifth time dealing with Chinese hospitals. . .first thing, doesn't matter if it's terrible or a good hospital, they are all the same.

We'll divide it up into sections:

1: REGISTRATION
Behind the registration booth is usually a rather frazzled overworked clerk that looks at you with a level of disdain that can range from mild annoyance to complete antipathy. They rarely make eye contact, take your paperwork out of your hands, slam the information into a computer, give you your "treatment book" and then demand 20-50RMB for the privilege of being registered. No, we have not going to triage yet. We haven't seen a nurse. We just got registered.

2: TRIAGE
When you get to triage, the nurse doing it usually spends most of her time on her phone and ignores you completely. I say "her" because 95% of nurses in China are still women. Male nurses are EXTREMELY rare. If she could have you do everything, she would gladly let you. After that's done, you're down another 100RMB and we still haven't seen a doctor.

3: INITIAL DIAGNOSIS
In the waiting from packed filled to overflowing is every type of disease and malady you can think of. This is the medical version of Grand Central Station. People are hanging out windows, spitting on the floor, smoking cigarettes next to a "no smoking" sign that has an ashtray under it and smelling a bathroom so ripe with ammonia it would make a dead person's eyes water. When the doctor sees you, expect a lightning fast consultation (less than five minutes) where the doctor won't make eye contact and doesn't listen to anything the patient says after the first sentence. See, in China, people just do what the doctor says without question. It's the norm here. You do, you don't think. You react, you don't proact, if that's even a word. When they an American who begins saying "wait, I need to know what's happening. Tell me what you're doing," the self-righteous indignation comes out and you get the attitude "I am the doctor, you are the patient. I outrank you." Now you're down another 150RMB. So, 300RMB and you haven't done one thing medical yet.

4: PROCEDURES
Hospitals will always put inpatient service for everything. Doctors here are 1/2 medical "professionals" and 1/2 salesman. They actually get a small commission on the amount of patients they can intake. So it is in their financial interests to push expensive in-patient service to everyone. . .and get every angry when you say "No, I don't think I need to be intaked. I've had this before. Outpatient is just fine."

Moving on, if you want a bed or a wheelchair, good luck finding one. And if you do, they are under lock and key. See, people have stolen them before. Well, that's the urban legend. I can't imagine someone being able to steal a mobile hospital bed, but stranger things have happened.

5: IN PATIENT CARE
This does not exist. Your hospital room is a prison cell. Literally. No TV, no internet, no nothing. Also, it's a dead zone for cell phone service, so no texting anyone. All you can do is watch the paint dry.

On top of that, the nurse will only come into take vitals. You need to go somewhere, your family has to take you. If you need to eat, your family needs to buy you food. If you need to get an examination, the nurse will point you in the general direction and then go back to her paperwork. If you get lost, it's on you. Why don't you understand what I said to you?

So, food given to patients is not medically appropriate (imagine just having a coronary eating super salty food) and all medical services given to you must be given to you by people who no medical training (your family). Add to that the rooms are filthy, the windows might be broken, there is no climate control, no insulation to keep the cold out and the heat in. . .and people smoking EVERYWHERE! Even in rooms with oxygen tanks.

Now comes the doctor. . .he will see you at most five minutes day, ask you a question or two and then walk away. No examination, no real medical service. Just a cursory, perfunctory attempt to do something that shows the appearance they they are doing their job. Oh, and don't ask to see their medical license or their medical degree. They will get angry and say things like "No one ever asked me for that. How rude" or "I'm a doctor. Accept it." or "What do you know what you're looking at if I let you see it?"

6: MEDICINE
Usually, they push the most expensive brand name they can because that makes the hospital the most money. Even if the generic works just as well, the brand name is always pushed. It also doesn't help that the word "Generic" in Chinese means "common" and no one wants the common medicine, because common medication is bad. Try explaining that they are the same and people look at you cross eyed and give you "well, maybe you're right, but this is China." The usual excuse for anything said to people here that challenges a few of their fairy tale urban legend notions.

7: INVOLVEMENT
Chinese people are not involved in their treatment. Most go to hospital assuming they will die and are just lying there waiting for death. Giving up is easy, because hospitals are where people go to die.

8: GETTING TREATMENT
Remember that Hippocratic Oath? That doesn't apply in China. Pay first, pay again, pay immediately, then the doctor will see you, so long as you have the invoice and receipt to prove you paid.

9: INSURANCE
China has one of the most screwed up health insurance ideas, namely because it is an unregulated new industry and no laws have been made to reign it in. Here's how it works:

1: Pay all bills immediately to the hospital
2: Get your official invoices with the red stamp
3: Contact your Insurance company's English speaking phone line (hahahahahaha. That doesn't happen. My medical Chinese is terrible so if my wife is unavailable, I have to do it).
4: Get the insurance claim form.
5: Fill it in and total everything. One oversight will cancel the claim.
6: Mail it in with all invoices.
7: Wait two to three weeks.
8: Get an email saying if your claim has been approved or denied. If Denied, there is no recourse.
9: If approved, the insurance company will reimburse into your bank account, after the deductible, 80% of the invoice through direct deposit.

Yes, it is as annoying and inefficient as it sounds.

This is medical care here. Pure capitalism. Most hospitals are private, money making ventures for universities, business, corporations or just a private rich fat cat that see gold in someone's suffering.

The public ones are just miserable beyond recognition.

March 22, 2014

I Just Lost My Mind Listening to the Cluelessness of the First Lady in China

Everyone, please understand I live in China. I work in China. I am married in China. This is where my life is. I am working to sell my screenplays in China to places like Huayi Brothers with my new agency, CAA in Beijing. I'm getting my PhD in Chinese history. I teach Geography and History at the AP, IGCSE and A-level. . .and I speak rather good Mandarin. So, I can say I know what I'm talking about.

So, my wife flips on her iPhone and plays a new broadcast of Michelle giving an interview. In it, she says "I look forward to seeing all the new education initiatives here in China that we could try to use in the United States. I look forward to seeing the schools." And I exploded! This woman is God damned clueless.

Let's begin:

1: Chinese classrooms:
LIE MICHELLE WILL BE SHOWN:
Knowing the Chinese Government and their desire for maximum face, they will parade her to the "best" schools, meaning the schools that the elite send their students. Classes of 20 - 25 students in classrooms so clean you can eat off the floor. All in their uniforms pressed and their desks spotless, ready to learn what their teacher is teaching them. All attentive, taking notes, especially on the day Michelle shows up. Just the perfect classes.

REALITY:
Chinese schools are terrible. Most are failing apart. Paint peeling, windows broken, rusty gates, dust that hasn't been cleaned since the Great Leap Forward and guards that are asleep most of the time. Classes are filthy, have between 60 - 65 students in each. . .most students, especially the boys, will be sound asleep, since social promotion is the norm. After all, holding a kid back hurts their self-esteem. What will their friends think? Some kids (no evidence, just urban legends that have more validity than fact) have even committed suicide for failing and the teacher was brought up on criminal charges for creating a condition where the suicide could occur.

2: Chinese curriculum:
LIE MICHELLE WILL BE SHOWN:
Knowing schools here, the teacher will be told the lesson to teach and the students will be given pre-made, intelligent sounding questions that will show how inquisitive and into-the-lesson they are. This will give the appearance of good teaching and a sound educational ideas.

REALITY:
Asking a Chinese student to do any work is almost impossible. Questions are answered with blank stares and a look of "God help me. The teacher is talking to me. What do I do?" If that fear doesn't cripple them, the loss of face for being wrong is even worse, because teachers and schools actively encourage bullying as a form of "toughening up their students." Students rarely ask questions, barely given answers and the most common is "teacher, I don't know."

3: Chinese classroom management:
LIE MICHELLE WILL BE SHOWN:
Knowing Chinese teachers, they will be screaming at their students the day before Obama arrives about how their behavior will be judged poorly on their school, their parents and their teacher. If they have any love for China and their families, they will do everything the teacher says. In class, the teacher will walk around the classroom and do things an American teacher will do. This is because the principal and headmaster will instruct the teacher as to the techniques Michelle Obama is used to seeing in her kids' schools so the teacher should emulate it.

REALITY:
It is a long standing philosophy at all Normal Universities in China for teachers to "just teach the ones that care." If the kid is asleep, don't wake the students up. If the kid fails a test, keep giving the same test until the student gets at least a 70 and then record that grade. Chinese teachers normally do not walk through the class while teaching. They teach at their lectern, using a PPT and speaking in a boring, monotone Ben Stein voice. These is no checking for comprehension or retention. There is no real assessment of knowledge gained, only an appearance of doing the job.

4: Chinese teaching:
LIE MICHELLE WILL BE SHOWN
Test scores. Test scores. Test scores. Chinese students test scores are so damn high it's amazing. American students are stupid because their test scores are low. See, we should do what the Chinese do.

REALITY
All the schools are these days are test preparation centers. From first bell to last bell, they are only taught what is on the test, over and over, day in and day out. They are taught the test. Here in China, it's called "Gaokao." So, all the kids get is the answers to questions on past tests. All they learn is "if the question asks this, the answer is this." Ask a student how they got that answer or what the answer means and prepare for the blankest of blank stares or a reply of "Teacher, why does that matter? I got the answer right." Chinese students are amazing test takers and pitiful students. And the system has made that possible.

All in all, she will get nothing but bullcrap and it will be passed off as reality.

Maybe instead of going to Beijing, Xi'an and Chengdu, she should go to Yinchuan, Pingdingshan, Danyang or some other crap-hole city unannounced to see actual conditions. Then compare it to the states.

But since Michelle has NEVER been a teacher, what the hell does she know about a classroom in the first place?

Rant off, but education policy is my #1 issue. And this president, his wife and my party have thrown teachers under the bus just as much as Bush and Reagan did. Race to the Top is nothing more than a rebranding of "A Nation At Risk."

And using the Chinese education system as a model for improvement is nonsense. Come to Suzhou, Michelle. Sit down with a few of the teachers at my school. I dare you. I don't expect it. It doesn't fit the preconceived narrative.

March 21, 2014

Fred Phelps dies. . .and no one, not even his demon spawn family, cares.

So, in honor of the passing of this "person," I submit this cartoon showing his logical argument progression.



And with that, we close the door on this "person." And submit him to the craphole of history.

March 17, 2014

Top Ten Conservative Idiots of the Week

[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]The Selling Endorsements Edition[/font]

Chris Christie can’t seem to keep his fat ass out of trouble. His 2016 aspirations should be dead, as should his re-election campaign if he can do that in NJ, but because he’s a Republican, he will continue to slog along (1). Right Wingers are going apeshit over Carl Sagan (4) and there is nothing more fresh than a domestic violence joke (9). Also, the Obama Administration is back on the list for another controversial entry (10). And as always, don't forget the key. Remember, you can run your mouse over the icon to see what it means.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Chris Christie[/font]
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What the hell was New Jersey thinking? Where the fuck were the Democrats when this toad ran for re-election? He hugged Obama after Sandy and all off the bullying, the sociopathy, the corruption. . .all of that disappears because now he’s good. So we throw a good Democrat under the bus and allow this fat bastard to win, giving him the political capital to be a potential front runner for the 2016 nomination. Why? Because he fucking hugged Obama???

Govenor Ballast is a God damn embarrassment to anyone with half a working, functioning brain in their heads. Last week, he cemented his bullshit with this little tidbit of Quid Pro Quo.

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Uhh. . .what? What? WHAT!?!?! He gave away bits and pieces of the Twin Towers to mayors as a way of getting their endorsement? Imagine how that went:

GHOUL CHRISTIE: “Support me and I’ll give you this blood covered piece of concrete wall, if you look closely, has bits of flesh and hair on it.”

GHOUL MAYOR: “Sign me up, Governor. I can use it as a conversation piece on my coffee table.”

Yes, ghouls! Fucking ghouls! Don’t say this is no different than selling piece of the Berlin Wall. The Berlin Wall was not a ground zero for death and destruction. Selling pieces of that was buying history. This is buying endorsements!

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Wow! And for a special endorsement, Christie will let staffers give the mayors handjobs while telling them how great they are. At least the 9/11 saga will have a happy ending.

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What? He is petty enough to exact political revenge on people who don’t follow his fat ass hook, line and sinker? Like what happened on the GWB and Fort Lee? You don’t say.

Okay, so sum up:

01. Fat ass hugs Obama
02. The NJ Democrats throw their candidate under the bus and work to get Fat Ass re-elected
03. Fat Ass does shit behind the scenes to insure he has the endorsement he wants.
04. When an influential mayor refuses to endorse him, Christie uses the power of his office to exact political revenge.
05. It blows up on him and the media begins to work to discover the man all people with half a working brain knew he was in the first place.
06. The NYT discovers he sold off the WTC wreckage for endorsements.
07. And Fat Ass still won’t resign.

Ghouls! I hope you’re happy, New Jersey Democrats. You voted for him. And your party all but threw him the election.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Michelle Bachmann[/font]
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The Wicked Witch of the North is a crazy person. Not just crazy, but bat-shit crazy too. She has attacked anyone that isn’t named Michelle Bachmann or doesn’t support her paranoid, delusional view of what America is. But her favorite target is gayo-Americans.

See, according to the soon-to-be-indicted one, Gay Americans have bullied, threatened, coerced and intimidated good, God-fearing American politicians into supporting their gay orgies and desires for gayness everywhere. And Gay Americans used every weapon at their disposal:

01: Being dragged to death like Matthew Sheppard.
02: Being beaten for being too feminine by insecure straight men
03: Cornering the market in the marriage biz.
04: Using the courts to demand equal protection under the law.
05: Spending money on supporting politicians that will support their causes.

But Bachmann sees something even more insidious. Something more hideous. Something downright destructive. All because Jan Brewer the Harpie vetoed a gay bashing bill in Arizona. Now, Michelle has her knickers in a twist.

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Really? Most read the bill, moron! It specifically targeted gay people. I don’t think religious fundamentalist nutjobs will mind black people. Well, maybe they will if you tell them Jesus was black. . .but the gays are things Jesus hates. The New Testament tells us that. . .I’ll find it.

Wait. . .wait. Nothing in the New Testament says that? Really? Oh. Please proceed, Congresswoman.

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Really? Full Faith and Credit. . .if you’re married in one state, you’re married in all states. Just like driver’s licenses. And criminal records. If you’re an ex-con in New Hampshire. . .you’re an ex-con in Nevada if you move there. Remember that clause of the Constitution?

How about the 14th amendment full protection under the law clause? Oh, those don’t matter in Michelle Bachmann’s constitution. Amendment one of that: Fuck Gay People!

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I believe absolutely ZERO gay people have come out and worked to destroy religious freedom. If someone’s religion is threatened by a gay person, the problem isn’t the religious belief. The problem is the person.

If you take the word “gay” and replace it worth the word “n-bomb,” we’re back in the 1950s-1960s all over again. Remember, mixed racial marriages are the end of the world too.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Virginia Republicans[/font]
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Ready, aim. . .shoot yourself in the foot!

It is now official. The tea party is nothing more than nihilists with the sociopathic attitude of “if I can’t have it, no one can.” They are about to declare war on the Republicans in Virginia. Have at it, Hoss! Get me some popcorn.
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Or is there.

Oh, a challenge. Someone sees a challenge in the workings. Please go on. What is the “Or is there” that you want to do, Mr. Tea Party Jihadist?

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WOW!!! The tea party is abandoning the Republican Party! If they don’t get 100% of what they want, they will vote for the candidate that will give them 0% rather than 90%. Damn! Someone hand them as many knives as you can. We need to see massive throat slitting now! Please vote for Democrats.

With this knowledge, the Democrats need to put up the most liberal, left wing Bernie Sanders types in all offices in Virginia.

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Preach to the choir, brother! Vote for Democrats. Give money to Democrats! Elect Democrats! Please teabaggers. . .enjoy that idea! We love it! It doesn’t matter where the votes come from so long as the Democrat gets the majority of them.

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So sacrifice your teabagger conservative principles and vote for liberal Democrats! That will show the Republican establishment who’s boss! While you’re at it, do it on national level too.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Anti-Science Religious Nuts[/font]
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Cosmos is coming back. Carl Sagan’s revolutionary series is being rebooted and now is hosted by Neil DeGrasse Tyson. This looks to be amazing.

But hold on. . .the religious fundies have decided to go nuts on us. And they went to the one place where people can give bumper sticker logic because it only allows 140 characters: The twits went to Twitter.

Here are a very select “brainiacs” take on science.

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You must be fun in your science class.

“How does electricity work?” “God.” “How do human reproduce?” “They don’t. It’s a sin.” “How does an ionic bond function?” “God and Glue.” “Explain E-MC2.” “God made them letters and numbers.”

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Yes. Dr. Tyson needed eight years to get his doctorate. . .while you needed eight seconds and 140 character to get your stupid on! Way to go, asshat!

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No problem. When TBN loses its broadcasting license, Cosmos can leave the air.

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Are you talking the theory or the sitcom? Because if you mean the theory, it makes perfect sense. If you mean the sitcom, that is a funny show too.

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Didn’t we already see this guy? If he knows where life begins, maybe he should try to find his and get off twitter.

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Have you seen some of those fun house mirror looking yokels in the South? God’s image of himself must come when he’s stoned or drunk.

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Funny, Jews don’t believe that. Neither to Hindus, Buddhists, Sheikhs, Muslims and Atheists. I wonder if God is as narrow minded as you are, buddy.

I’ll leave it to Seth McFaralane to put it all into perfect perspective.

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4004 BC. That’s what Bishop Usher says.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Eric Cantor[/font]
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One of these days a book will come out entitled “Eric Cantor: From Shithead to Shit Brick.” And it will be a best seller, because he did go from being a Shithead to a Shit Brick rapidly. Apparently, Cantor isn’t satisfied with his eight million attempts to overturn the ACA, now he wants to rein in Obama’s “Imperial Presidency.”

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Overreach? Oh, due tell. Please. I’m all ears. Bob Goodlatte (R-Obviously), be the front man on this important and completely non-partisan bill.

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I see. . .Bush could railroad his shit. . .Obama tries to work with you children. . .and when you point, stamp your feet, cry and act like the spoiled rich kid who didn’t get the things they feel they deserve, Obama is a tyrant. I see how it works. If Obama works with you, he’s weak. When Obama (rightly), flips you off and tells you to kiss his ass, he’s a tyrant. Sophistry is a good weapon for ideological partisans with no ideas.

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Like supporting aggressive war? Like torture? Like indefinite detention without trial? Like spying on your own people. . .who did all that? Why yes. . .George Bush. Where was your bitching about the rule of law then, Eric?

After he was done, Cantor then went into his office, got on his knees and began kissing the ass of a Chimera stature with the heads of David and Charles Koch. . And Rush Limbaugh. Then he soiled himself. Or maybe he didn’t. . .I don’t know and I don’t care. But the new book shouldn’t be “Eric Cantor: From Shithead to Shit Brick.” It should be “Electing Idiots: The Eric Cantor Story.”


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Paul Ryan[/font]
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Paul Ryan is another amazing guy. He who speaks with forked tongue can’t seem to stop lying or saying really stupid bullshit. Last week, he had a real doozy of a statement.

While appearing on Bill Bennett’s echo chamber, Ryan said this:

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Men in the inner cities? That is coded language for “black men.” So, when a black man isn’t working, he’s a lazy person. . .but if a black man is elected president (twice), he’s uppity and a tyrant. More sophistry.

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WOW!!! HOLY SHIT!!! Next he’ll quote George Fitzhugh who said that black people that were slaves at least had three hots and a cot and while the occasional slave master beat their slaves, the black slaves were better off than the white wage slaves. . .so let’s bring back slavery. At least then the lazy, inner city men will have jobs.

Resign now. . .just resign, asshole. You are unfit for office, public forums or even being seen in public. And no, all of this is true, as Think Progress has reported.

I wonder if he’ll bring up the Protocols of the Elders of Zion next when he talks about Jews. Wouldn’t be surprising? After all, it took one black man to expose the racist underbelly of the modern Republican Party. . .a Jewish man would completely destroy them. And God forbid. . .a woman president!

Unless that woman’s Sarah Palin, then it’s a-okay.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Girl Scout Cookie Boycott Supporters[/font]
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Imagine you are an eight year old girl in a green uniform. You have a list of names in your hand and are walking through your neighborhood with your parents. You go door to door and ask people if they would do what has truly become an American tradition and a pleasant piece of Americana. . .the Girl Scout Cookie drive.

You’re doing a good job selling your cookies. . .then you knock on someone’s door. The adult in the house answers and you give your speech. The adult instantly starts screaming at you that you support abortion and are Godless and need to die. . .then slams the door in your face.

I know. . .this couldn’t happen. But it will during this year’s Girl Scout Cookie-cott.

First a little background.

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Since that first troop, tens of millions of girls have joined the scouts, forming friendships, earning badges for new skills and, of course, selling the Girl Scout cookies so ubiquitously linked in every person’s mind with the organization. Beginning in 1917, when the first cookies were sold by an Oklahoma troop in a local high school as a service project, troops now sell approximately 200 million boxes per year, resulting in around $700 million in sales.

Well we can’t have girls involved in the community and doing things to be “happy, healthy and holy.” Well, Holy is okay. . .if they support and worship the same invisible man I worship in the same ways I do it. Girls need to be barefoot, in the home, with two black eyes making my dinner with three kids and fourth in the oven. That’s where this uppity little tykes should be. How DARE they destroy that? You know, soon they may want to even work at real jobs and. . .vote! The humanity. The horror.

So, why are the wingnuts going apeshit now?
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Are these people that emotionally insecure? Are their egos that fractured? Are their dicks that small? It wasn’t an endorsement. It was mentioning an important woman that they can use to show their Scouts that any girl can be just as good, maybe even better than a man. . .which is why I call Jay-Z “Mr. Beyonce.”

Such bullcrap. And it goes to great length to show just at stupid it is.

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02. In 2012, the Family Research Council, the Christian right advocacy group headed by Tony Perkins, urged its 455,000 followers to pray that cookie sales would lag so that the Girl Scouts would break off their alleged relationship with Planned Parenthood. “The Scouts had better confess their errors and make a clean break while they can,” read the alert, which also urged prayer for the congressional defunding of Planned Parenthood.

03. Even as far back as a decade ago, anti-abortion organizations were boycotting their local troops to punish them for participating in events with Planned Parenthood affiliates. In the case of Waco, Texas, a boycott of cookies in 2004—launched over a partnership with Planned Parenthood for a sex-ed event—continued on even after the troop dropped its co-sponsorship. (Pro-Life Waco’s continuing boycott has now become the staging ground for the current 2014 cookie-cott.)

So when that door is slammed in that Girl Scout’s face and she goes back crying to her parents, her parents will ask what happened. Imagine the look on the parents’ faces when she says “That person in that house called me a baby killing diesel dyke that hate America. I never killed a baby.”

Try explaining that one to your daughter. Sickening.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Racist Spokane Coward[/font]
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Spokane, Washington has a long history of nazi sympathizers loving the place so much they setup shop there. It’s similar now to Kingman, Arizona. So it should come as absolutely no shock to anyone that some nazi racist scum-sucking asshole pulled the same nazi shit to immigration reform advocates that Steve King does, except this prick didn’t mask it in politically viable language.

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Wow. Intelligent, classy, thought-provoking and brave. Didn’t stick around to get his photo taken. Didn’t stick around for anyone to find out what this asshole’s name is. Moronic.

At least Fast for Families did what they should have done in dealing with this prick.

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It’s nice to see some decorum. Sadly, this writer isn’t one that has decorum. I’ll let one of my biggest heroes in life explain what should have be said to this nazi clown.

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For those who don’t want to listen or watch, just read the greatness that is George Carlin.

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Now think of that asshole nazi in Spokane. How many of you wouldn’t like to say this to that guy?

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Kyle Tasker and Mark Warden[/font]
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Are you busting a gut laugh yet? Isn’t it funny? A beating your wife joke by an elected Republican (what a fucking surprise). This asshat’s name is Kyle Tasker and he represents some district in New Hamsphire. And he’s embarrassing them big time every time he opens his mouth.

Again, look at the photo. This crappy story all started because another Republican named Mark Warden got raked over coals for being a sexist pig as well. According to TPM:

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Rep. Mark Warden (R) was criticized for a comment he made last year during a hearing on a bill related to domestic violence laws.

“Some people could make the argument that a lot of people like being in abusive relationships," Warden said, according to WMUR News. "It's a love-hate relationship."

The New Hampshire Republican party would not defend Warden, according to the Huffington Post. Tasker and others on Monday started to discuss the state GOP's refusal to defend Warden on the Greater Nashua Tea Party's Facebook page.

Yes. . .all women being beaten LOOOOVE it, asshole. It has nothing to do with the fact that most are so terrified of their abuser they stay out of fear. No. . .it’s love/hate. Mark, do you still beat your wife? Or, are you just a massive sexist that you just brow-beat her?

Anyway, Kyle decided to defend this clown.

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It’s principled to make stupid comments about domestic violence? Two weeks ago on the Top Ten, a Democrat in Texas running for District Attorney stated that those who are victims of domestic violence “need to learn how to box better.” Now a Republican does the same shit.

Unreal the loathing modern American politics have for women. But all is not lost. . .see, Tasker refuses to apologize.

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Misconstrued? No. . .you’re an elected official. And the fucking joke isn’t funny, asshole.

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"I didn't mean that as a joke, it was a t-shirt print I thought was pretty ridiculous that someone would wear that around," Tasker said, according to WMUR.

Yes. . .pure. Pure horsecrap. My God. . .just apologize and then resign! Luckily the Democrats came out with a perfect response.

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Similar to what Hank Hill said to Dale Gribble once: “Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever, you just keep right on talking.”


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Obama Administration (and Dianne Feinstein by extension)[/font]
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Finally. . .this will get alot of negative press, but again, when the Obama Administration is wrong. . .it’s wrong and nothing will change that.

All this snooping and spying on Americans without warrants or probable cause needs to stop. And it needs to stop now. 9/11 did not invalidate the 4th amendment. And that’s not a pre-9/11 mindset. It’s a post-1776 mindset.

As does protecting torturers. I know, he let Bush and Cheney go free. We’re not surprised at that. But now he’s stopping the Senate from oversight.

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The White House has allegedly rejected or ignored written and verbal requests for committee members to review the materials, which relate to the agency’s “enhanced interrogation” program shut down near the beginning of Obama’s presidency. Committee staff members allegedly first learned about the documents in 2009, but it is not clear whether the CIA granted them access to them before the White House made them unavailable.

Don’t worry. They will never see the light of day. Expect “national security” or “executive privilege to be used as an excuse.

All of this happened because Dianne Feinstein doesn’t like that the CIA broke into her computer in the Senate.

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Why should Ruemmler respond? DiFi is just a Senator. . .she’s a nobody. A nothing. Besides, DiFi has had no problems when the CIA and the NSA illegally search everyday American’s computers, emails, text messages and what not. That’s acceptable. DiFi is a nobody. The average American is less than a nobody.

So, what did Obama do about this? HE did what he’s good at doing. Being an ostrich.

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Yes. . .why should the White House investigate something an agency in the Executive Branch does? It has better things to do. . .like putting medical marijuana dispensary owners in prison and telling teachers they are at the bottom of the barrel.

But in the end, Obama’s lawyer met with DiFi for a heart-to-heart chat.

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Feinstein says that referral is merely an attempt to intimidate the intelligence committee’s staff, whom she claims was acting appropriately. The California Democrat was particularly incensed because the CIA lawyer who asked for the criminal investigation was himself the subject of the probe into interrogation practices.

The article says pretty much nothing, so good reporting, NBC News. Way to carry the water of the United States government. After this was over, DiFi went to the airwaves and said “You little American peons deserve to get spied on. If you didn’t want to be spied upon, you should have been born a United States Senator,” while President Obama did another photo op with Mr. And Mrs. Beyonce Knowles at a fund raiser where people paid $40K a piece for a plate of chips and runny, fake nacho cheese.

Sometimes, this president does things that one can truly support. Then he pulls this crap. And the cynical attitudes of his base thinking he abandoned them come right back. Too bad he, and the rest of the Democrats in power, don’t care.

See you next week.

March 14, 2014

Latest Gun Humper Shooting: This time, Dad shoots boy in Teen Daughter's Bedroom

http://m.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Dad-shoots-teen-found-in-his-daughter-s-room-5313696.php



SYG, Texas!!!

March 10, 2014

Top Ten Conservative Idiots of the Week

[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]The Gross Hypocrites Edition[/font]

This week, the entire list will revolve around gross Republican hypocrisy. Josh Miller (1) is a medical hypocrite, Pat McCrory (3) is a business hypocrite, Lindsay Graham (7) is just a hypocrite and Jerry Boykin (10) is a complete racist hypocrite. And as always, don't forget the key. Remember, you can run your mouse over the icon to see what it means. At the end, the writer will give a small tribute to the passing of Bartcop.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Josh Miller[/font]
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No, that is not fraudulent, nor is it inaccurate. This turd, Josh Miller of Arkansas wins the award for biggest fucking hypocrite of the year! Yes! It’s only March and this scum pile has won it.

Let’s look at his past.

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God damn. A cool million for repairing his broken body. And it was all paid for by the public use of Medicare and Medicaid. It’s a success story. We should all be happy and glad the system worked.

But he’s a Republican. . .so it has to go south real fast. And oh, does it!

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WOW!!!! He is against Obamacare and giving poor people access to health insurance, but still uses Medicaid to pay for personal care after the fact. Stunningly and disgustingly full of shit!

Of course he was asked about the glaring hypocrisy of his position! So, here is hubris mixed Chutzpah. It’s normally called a “Republican Bullshit Salad.”
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"My problem is two things," Miller said. "One, we are giving it to able-bodied folks who can work … and two, how do we pay for it?"

Okay. . .do you have any proof that people abuse prescription drugs on the Medicaid expansion? Do you have any evidence at all? I mean, fatboy Limbaugh abuse(d)s them alot. . .but he’s a Republican and IOKIYAR.

Second. . .now you are in the Arkansas State Senate. You are an able-bodied folk who can work! Why do you use medicard, asshat?

Maybe the car accident damaged his brain. . .wait. That would imply Josh Miller has one to damage. And equating him with brain damaged people is an insult to all brain damaged people. Maybe he’s just a greedy, self-serving, hypocritical, sociopath troglodyte. Yeah. . .that’s it!

So, Congratulations, Arkansas State Senator Josh Miller. You are the biggest asshole of 2014! Way to go!


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Janis Lane[/font]
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Meet Janis Lane! Thinker, speaker, sexist woman hater.

See, according to this harpie (yes, that phrase fits), giving a woman suffrage was the beginning of the end of motherhood, apple pie and the American way. And Janis Lane is a WOMAN saying this! Apparently, her voting is bad!

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Wow. Where do begin? Just men voting would be good. . .so much for all equality. I don’t see you renouncing your right to vote. What would be worse is if Janis Lane. . .voted.

But let’s look at that. Women voting! It’s just the beginning. Soon, they will want to be treated equally too. And get equal pay for the same work a man gets. Then, they will want to drive. Women drivers. What an insane idea. Of course, after all of that, they will want grow a penis and take the place of men. Or worse yet. . .find another woman and have sex with her. AHHH!!! The world is coming to an end. All because you damn uppity broads wanted to vote. DAMN YOU, ELIZABETH CADY STANTON!!!

But, I guess when Janis Lane says sexist shit, it’s okay. After all, she is a woman. And she just keeps the bullshit going nonstop.

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Yes. . .because what the world needs more of is fundie Christian rednecks who stand up for an idea of a country that never fucking existed! But keep trying, Janis. . .just don’t vote, or else you are not only a hypocrite but a liar, fraud and grifter.

After she was done, she looked into the camera and offered her advice to rape survivors by telling them to “shut up, lay down open your legs and enjoy it. It’s a man’s job to sexually dominate, control, humiliate and defile a woman. Don’t worry though. Todd Akin told me you can’t get pregnant if it’s legitimate rape.” Then she muttered something about women have no rights and “coe with me prisoner 24601.”


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Pat McCrory[/font]
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Pat MrCrory is the latest Republican governor to get his ass handed to him. Let’s look at the list:

01: Bob McDonnell and his bribes
02: Pat LePage and his mouth
03: Scott Walker and his Kochsucking
04: Tom Corbett and his being Tom Corbett
05: Chris Christie and his bullying
06: Rick Scott and his lying

At least Mike Pence and Sam Brownback are destroying their respective states while not being emersed in scandal. But we can’t say the same for Pat McCrory. See, the Duke Energy Corporation dumped at least a billion (exaggeration) tons of coal ash into a river in North Carolina. Apparently, this isn’t that good for the environment or even for laws (as lax as they are in North Carolina). But don’t worry. . .Pat McCrory is coming to the rescue. . .of his former boss. Yes, it seems he worked for Duke for a long ass time. But don’t worry, there is no conflict of interest here. Why? Well, he told us there isn’t one. So, we know we can always believe a hypocritical teabagging Republican.

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Yeah. . .I just feel the trust and integrity. Especially after saying during his election that he would bring Democrats and Republicans together and not be extreme on any side, then shifted North Carolina waaaaaaaay to the right. We can believe you.

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“That’s a serious, serious breakdown within that company that must be addressed,” he said.

You worked there for 29 years and are talking as if you have never heard of them. “A serious breakdown within that company?” I guess saying “the place I worked for 29 years really fucked up and I should have known, because, as you know I worked there for 29 years” is just too much honesty for one Republican to handle.

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Never mind that guy behind the curtain dressed in the Duke Energy suit holding strings that mysteriously attach to McCrory’s arms, hands, legs and testicles. McCrory is is own man. And apparently really hates being challenged by anyone.

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Why don’t you get the interviewer fired like you did to the shop worker who challenged you, asshole? I forgot. . .reporters are harder to get canned than a member of the American underclass. Better yet, why not just come out and say “Duke Energy owned my ass as mayor of Charlotte and they still own my ass and there ain’t nothing you pissants can do about it. Vote for me! Vote for me!”


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Sheriff Terry Johnson[/font]
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So what do you do when you’re a redneck sheriff from North Carolina. . .oh shit. Two times on the list this week. DUers in North Carolina, please cringe. I’m from Arizona so I have little sympathy for you. Look at what Arizonans have to deal with.

Apparently, Sheriff Terry Johnson of of Alamance County emailed to his deputies a link to a violent video game. There’s nothing wrong with that. However, this video game depicts the brutal murder and slaughter of illegal immigrants, including children and pregnant women.

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Come on. . .he is a mini Arpaio, except his racist bullshit is out in the open where all can see it, while Joe Arpaio (R-Pits of Hell) masks it behind his badge.

Besides, if latinos didn’t want to be arrested without probable cause, they should have been born rich, white and Christian.

Don’t worry, Johnson lawyered up fast.

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Dismiss the case? Okay. . .just show us your email cache and that is acceptable. After all, an innocent man has nothing to hide.

Remember, “Kill the Wetbacks” is the new fun game for law enforcement. Bonus points for killing children. Double bonus for killing pregnant women, because that fetus needs to die too. Fun for the whole family. . .and while he’s playing, your child is learning a valuable lesson. Namely, it’s okay to be a racist, hypocritical asshole, so long as you carry a badge.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Steve Stockman[/font]
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Steve Stockman lost by a huge margin last week in the Texas Senate primary, proving for a little while that while Texas is crazy, they aren’t too crazy to have two nutjob Senators representing them.

But that’s not the big news. Apparently, our boy Steve was arrested in 1977 on traffic violations warrants and was discovered to have valium stuffed up his ass and his bush. Ewww. . .he was going to eat fum-under cheese valium? Pardon me while I puke.

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What? A overly pious, sociopathic Republican teabagger got arrested you say? And he’s upset that the arrest is on the public record? Oh my fucking God. . .if you didn’t want people to know about it, Stevie, you shouldn’t have run for Congress. That’s the point. IF you have something in your past you don’t want people to see, just come clean instead of pretending you’re something your not. Like pretending you’re not a criminal when you are and being hard on criminals.

Time to play damage control.

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Michigan’s 43rd Judicial District Clerk stated Stockman was never convicted of any charge and the documents were supposed to have been destroyed in 1978. Another Michigan official has advised Stockman he has grounds to file criminal complaints against any person or media organization that published the documents.

It’s called an arrest record. And why would the documents be destroyed in 1978? Because Stockman knew 36 years later, he’d run for Senate from Texas. I gotta get me a crystal ball that can help me find out the Power Ball then, since he had one in 1978.

He also threatened to have anyone that posted it arrested. Well, I don’t want to get arrested, but I’ve never been one to back down from a challenge so:

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I live in China, douchebag. Arrest me! Please! Please!


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Steve Martin[/font]
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Last week, the Top Ten mentioned Virginia State Senator Steve Martin in his belief that women are hosts and not mothers when pregnant. This week, the asshole is back denying evolution. Welcome to Dayton Tennessee in 1925.

Again, not making this up.

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Biology. Simple biology, Steve. Here is the article Steve quotes. It’s from an intelligent design website.

So, for all you science people, God created heaven and Earth and natural law. Natural Law was born in the mind of the heavenly father. He can alter it, cancel it, change it as he pleases. It bothers me that you apostles of Science can’t grasp this simple fact.

BTW, if you replace intelligent with “utter” and design with “bullshit,” it’s exactly what intelligent design is.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Lindsay Graham[/font]
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Rusty battleship Lindsay Graham is still having Ben-ghasm. Apparently, a scandal that isn’t a scandal but a partisan witch-hunter’s wet dream is all Lindsay Graham has to live for anymore. He has no life, no future, no nuts, no brain, no soul, no personality and I’m sure even his dog thinks he’s an two-bit asshole.

So last week, Vladimir Putin did his best blitzkrieg impersonation and attempted to start World War 3 by invading the sovereign nation of Ukraine because there are Russians that that might be getting oppressed. Just like the Sudetenland and Austria and the Polish corridor and Saarland.

Not to sit back on his laurel of keeping Obama on his toes with the Ben-ghasm, Graham launched into a tirade as to how Ukraine = Benghazi. Logic leaps are deep friends of blind partisanship. Dazzle us, Lindsay.

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Really? Evidence please? Or are you talking out of your ass again? You have a psychic channel into Pootie-Pu’s mind. Tell me what he thinks of his KGB past. Better yet, since you’re psychic, Quicken Loans is having a Billion Dollar contest if someone can successfully predict the winners of all games of March Madness. Can you give me the successful bracket placing, Lindsay? I mean, you have ESP. . .or is it BSA? Or Full of Shit. . .or just plain dumb? I forgot your malady.

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Again, what does Benghazi have to do with Ukraine? What targeted Americans? The other is a landgrab attempt. But keep reaching there, buddy. You’ll connect the dots soon enough.

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Wait. . .we got involved in Egypt and Syria. And the diplomacy worked. I know what his problem is. Lindsay has no children, so he thinks no one else should too. He is upset unless the US sends other people’s children overseas to die in a war Lindsay Graham’s MIC controllers demand.

Gotta feed the MIC monster. More money, more blood, more bodies. It’s always hungry. And crypt keeper Graham will happily throw those bodies in.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]John Scott[/font]
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Suspected car thief and arsonsit Darrell Issa used his Congressional power to launch another pointless, witch hunting vandetta. . .I mean, wholly important and not-partisan-in-any-way investigation of the IRS. IRS official Lois Lerner said she refused to testify because of death threats. Numerous ones.

Well, we can’t have that. We need to prosecute those sending the threats and show people that threatening the lives of anyone is wrong and illegal. Or, we could do what John Scott of Fixed Noise recommends Ms. Lerner do: give up your constitutional rights and testify. That way the death threats will stop.

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Yes. . .testify and all the bad people will stop threatening you. They will just threaten the next person your bosses, John, and the Republicans feel have slighted them. I’m sure Skinner, Elad and EarlG have received numerous death threats. All because we have this constitutional right to speak our minds.

But you know what conservatives say: If you can’t beat them, kill them, or at least threaten to kill them. Since most conservatives are putrid cowards, it’s all they have.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]George Zimmerman[/font]
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There was a gun show in Orlando, Florida and the organizers of this gun humper symposium of stupid felt that they need a celebrity. Someone who loves guns. Someone who uses guns. Someone who murders unarmed black kids and then gets off on a poorly written law while claiming he feared for his life. Step forward Mr. George Zimmerman. You’re our famouns gun humping celebrity.

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Umm. . .what? Zimmy didn’t have a good drawing power? But he killed a black kid and his the nation’s foremost expert on killing unarmed black kids with guns. Maybe they were just late to shake his hand and kiss his ass.

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20. Total. People. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! So much for your 15 minutes!

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And he’s now toxic to the touch. Way to go, gun humpers. You chose a celebrity that no one wants to know, except racist asshats and gundamentalist freakos.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Jerry Boykin[/font]
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And finally, the end the week of idiots, we look at General Jerry Boykin and his theory as to why the world has problems. Give you a hint: it’s western civilization’s favorite scapegoat’s fault.

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BTW, thanks, Raw Story, for giving cover for Boykin by staying his racism was “joking.” You know, once, this redneck cracker came into my yard, so I threw soap on him and burned a bible in front of him while pissing on a gun and shitting on the American flag. Just kidding! It was the new testament, not the full bible.

Wow, that’s a real knee slapper. Just as funny as blaming Jews for problems.

Don’t worry, Boykin has a subtle jab at Barack Obama too, going back to the old, discredited bullshit line that Obama is a moos-lim.

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After he was finished, Boykin beat up a gay person, set fire to at a homeless person, ran over a black person and burned a cross at a Jewish Temple. . .because Jesus told him to hate everyone not named Jerry Boykin. And this asshat defended my country? This is the type of person that become Lt. Generals? Oh. My. Fucking. God!

On a side note. . .perennial nut job Ted “Cat Scratch Fever and nothing else. . .Ever” Nugent didn’ make the list this week. Come on, Ted. We miss you on the Top Ten. You make everyone laugh, groan and be embarrassed because everyone loves looking at a train wreck.

See you next week.

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I never met the man personally. Another person I wish I met in life but will never have the opportunity to talk to. I believe the conservation would have been engaging, colorful and rather pointed and direct. Neither Bartcop nor the writer of the Top Ten hold back. He was an inspiration of mine to develop my prose, even if no one wanted care and even if no one wanted to hear it.

In 2002, I found Democratic Underground through Bartcop. What got me hooked on this site was the exact article I write now. Every Monday, I would read, laugh, scream and cry at the idiots that came out. Bartcop brought me to DU and I am forever grateful. Because, here at DU, I’ve met some of the best, most intelligent and most astute people on the web. I don’t always agree with everything said and the arguments can get rather heated and personal, but we all share the same end game ideas: A functioning middle class, single payer health care, well funded school, the end to liberty destroying policies, the end of pointless, endless wars and the end of institutionalized racism, bigotry and intolerance in the United States and all over the world.

Terry Coppage, you will be missed. But your fight doesn’t end with your passing. Someone else will pick up the torch and run with it. Without Lenny bruce, there would be no Richard Pryor or George Carlin. . .without Bartcop, there would be no Democratic Underground, Rude Pundit and EvilGOPBastards.

Thank you, Bartcop. Godspeed.

March 6, 2014

Anti-Chinese bias in American Hollywood is the reason Chinese movies get destroyed by them

http://article.yeeyan.org/view/234235/249175

There has been a long and on-going debate between some Chinese and westerners on whether the western media are biased in their China coverage or not. As defenders of western media rightly point out, negative news and critical commentaries may displease the Chinese, but they do not necessarily amount to biased coverage. Besides, there are plenty of positive stories about China in the western media too.

某些中国人和西方人之间，有关西方媒体在报道中国时是否带有偏见的争论，已行之多时，且犹在继续。西方媒体的辩护者们，不无合理地指出：负面新闻和批判性的评论或许引起中国人的不快，但这并不必然导致（西方媒体）总体上带有偏见。此外，西方媒体上也存在大量报道涉及中国的正面事迹。

But the accusation of bias does not seem entirely unfounded. A case in point: Western media’s treatment of Zhang Yimou’s Nanjing massacre film “The Flowers of War.”

然而，指责其偏私的论调并非看上去毫无根据。张艺谋导演的“金陵十三钗”涉及南京大屠杀，对待这部电影，西方媒体的作为，是一种能说明问题的样本。

When news came out that “Flowers” had failed to win a Golden Globe award and wasnot even shortlisted for an Oscar nomination in the best foreign-language film category, some Chinese said the result was just what they had expected given that the film had been described as an anti-Japanese propaganda in biased western media reports.

“金陵十三钗”在金球奖评选中出局，以及奥斯卡最佳外国语类电影提名亦未获入围的消息出现之际，某些中国人说这个结果不出所料，即该电影被偏私的西方媒体报道当作反日政治宣传。

March 3, 2014

Top Ten Conservative Idiots of the Week

[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]The Academy Awards Edition[/font]

This week was a bumper crop of dumb-fuckery, so it’s time to give out the DU Oscars for conservative idiocy. There were a whole bunch of asshats, dipshits and fuckwits intermixed with the usual moron, racist, bigot and sexist. All in all, the nominees were plentiful. Scott Walker (1) proves he is a corrupt, Kochsucking whore, Rand Paul (2) is a hypocrite, Dick Cheney proves he is a heartless asshole again (8) and Ted Nugent just keeps talking (10). And as always, don't forget the key. Remember, you can run your mouse over the icon to see what it means.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Scott Walker[/font]
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When people think of big time, Kocksucking losers in the world, the first name that comes up is Scott Walker, Republican Governor of Wisconsin.

See, Walker is what happens when Democrats get angry because the president didn’t give them 100% of everything they wanted, so they stay off, cutting off their nose to spite their face and allowing assholes like Kaisich, Walker, Scott, Haley, LePage, Christie, Brewer, McCrory and Corbett to hijack the country.

The problem is their power rests on a intricate group of lies and shady deals. And one thing most power hungry, obtuse politicians don’t seem to understand is lies get discovered quickly. . .so more lies need to be told to cover your ass. And the new lies are even bolder and more grandiose than the original lies.

Scottie Walker is finding that out now. Because apparently, he ordered people to break the law to promote him online. Whoops!

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Ummm. . .record producers used to do this in the 1950s and into the 1970s in a scandal called “payola.” It seems the new political payola is to force your underlings to break the law to advance your political ambitions. Don’t worry, Scottie pleaded ignorance, then got offended that someone would question him about it.

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Most people would get defensive too, when their ass was being handed to them. It’s the first sign of complete guilt. Attack the accusation and accuse the accuser. Walker then trotted out his famous “I haven’t been charged with a crime so I did nothing wrong” defense. And heads full of logic went boom!

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Exactly. . .not being charged with murder during a murder investigation does not mean the “person of interest” isn’t the guilty party. It just means there isn’t enough evidence to warrant a charge. . .yet.

But, using his logic. . .WHEN he is charged, does that mean his defense is dead? He wasn’t charged with a crime, so he is innocent. So when he is charged, he’s guilty? Anyone tell this brain-dead halfwit to keep his mouth shut and not make things worse?

This isn’t all of this either. He did more too.

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Oh no? What were they? Helpful suggestions? Warm tips? Undemanded mandates? Come on, when it walks like a duck, looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s a duck. Or, an even better analogy: Don’t piss on my shoes and tell me it’s raining.

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The post duplicated and carried out an email directive Walker sent to about two dozen people

Ignorance is so wonderful. It’s the last attempt of a drowning corrupt politician to shift the blame. “I” “do not” and “recall” are fantastic excuses. As Ronnie Raygun!

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Pretty soon, the icons [div style="display:inline-block; padding-left:0.3077em;" title="Indicted"] , [div style="display:inline-block; padding-left:0.3077em;" title="Arrest"], and [div style="display:inline-block; padding-left:0.3077em;" title="Prison"] will be used for Scott Walker. Soon, if there is a God. Tomorrow if there is a heaven. After reading this article if there is wish granting genie.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Rand Paul[/font]
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The Kentucky Rug Doctor has come back to life and this time, he’s pissed off at Barack Obama (what a surprise).

Apparently, Ayn Rand Paul (R-Batshit Crazyland) wants to block the new surgeon general. Not because the nominee, Dr. Vivek Murthy, isn’t qualified. . .but because Murthy isn’t a gun humping asshole like Paul is.

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Guns aren’t a public health threat. Everyone knows bullets don’t kill. Everyone knows guns don’t kill people. People kill people. Look what happened in Kunming, in China, last week, when 33 people will killed in knife and sword attacks. See, those things kill. They are public health risks. One, though, has to question, if using Kunming (a city of amazing beauty, by the way), if the people who did the attack had guns, would their have been only 29 people killed, or would their have been more?

Please pander, Paul! Give us your best spin.

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Your Republican God, Ronnie Raygun, emptied the mental health wards and pretty much bankrupted the entire federal budget for mental health and now you’re taking the mental health route, “Dr.” Paul. What a fucking hypocrite!

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Next up for the Rug Doctor. . .disqualifying the Sec. Of Transportation because of his support for increased fuel emissions standards. It’s an attack on Americans’ right to pollute the environment and make my oil overlords wealthier under the guise of wanting to make a sustainable energy policy.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Milton Wolfe[/font]
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So, Rand Paul is against a doctor using their position to say that guns are a public health risk. How about a doctor using his position to make jokes about his gunshot victims? I hear you saying that can’t be true, but it is.

Milton Wolfe is challenging non-Kansas resident Pat Roberts for the Republican nomination to the US Senate from Kansas. Now, according to law, Roberts should already be disqualified because he doesn’t live in Kansas, but owns a “recliner” in a donor’s living room. Wolfe should be the nominee because he actually lives in Kansas, but fuck the law when you’re a Republican.

Anyway, Wolfe is a good teabagger, meaning he is stupid, clueless, obtuse and arrogant. He posted online, X-rays of gun shot victims and made nasty, snarky comments about them.

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Wow! Just wow! What kind of gun blows somebody’s head completely off? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! What a knee slapper, slappy! Damn! What else do you have?

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LMFAO!!! LOL! ROFL!!! A blowing someone’s face off joke! Damn, these are fresh! You are quite the joker, Milton.

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God. . .the tears from the laughter! Seriously! The victim isn’t going to complain! PRICELESS!!! And posting the x-rays at the funeral. COMIC GOLD!!!

In the dictionary under asshole, it says see Milton Wolfe. And this is what Kansas will probably elect to the Senate, if their election for their shitwad governor is any measure.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Residents of Homophobia Lane[/font]
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This is going to be a long entry. Because it appears Homophobia lane doesn’t just exist in the United States, but there is a Homophobia Lane everywhere people have narrow minded, bigoted attitudes and superior complexes.

First stop, Uganda, that bastion of human rights. Apparently, they just passed something called “Kill the Gays” Law. Nice, huh? Cute name. What does it do?

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How nice? Normally, places just outlaw the acts of gay sex (oral, anal, etc) but Uganda passes a law outlawing homosexuality completely. Antonin Scalia must be busting nuts in his pants waiting for some jerkwater state of bigots to do this and vote in a 5-4 majority that Bills of Attainder are constitutional, so long as they target icky homos.

It’s amazing that gay people can even breathe in public without some homophobe trying to cut off their air. One thing I never understood is why goes a man falling in love with someone they want to be with so disgusting to so many people? These are the same people that don’t mind two women in porn performing lesbian acts, but don’t think two men is gross.

As we continue down homophobia lane, we come to a crossroads where Tea Party bigots meet narrow minded state officials in, of all places, Kansas. Hey! There’s that jerkwater state Scalia is now busting nuts over.

Apparently, gays are so icky to tea party people that they want laws that make it easy to discriminate by coding language in a law that allows people to deny access to any LGBT if someone’s religion tells them gay people are icky.

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Moreover, any same-sex couple who sought legal recourse to complain about discrimination would be foiled, because a Kansan would have only to “assert the protections provided as a defense to dismiss such action.”

The group, Kansas for Liberty (nice name, huh), has stated this is designed also to protect gay people so they cannot be forced by the government to allow anti-gay people on their property. The circular logic is amazing. Stupid, but amazing.

Apparently, this also applies to NFL locker rooms, because some asshole Republican, scared to death of an openly gay NFL player, wants to pass a Bill of Attainder banning gay people from playing in the NFL. Because Michael Sam has done so much to ruin a sport where overly muscled men smash each other, tackle each other, hug and grope each other and every bend over in front of each other while another man puts his hands suspiciously close to another man’s junk. Then, they all get naked together and have big group showers. Jack Burkman is so afraid of Michael Sam ruining his non homo-erotic past time that he is lobbying Congress as we speak.

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Because the five House members are probably the same five assholes that do all this shit (Bachmann, King, Gohmert, Issa, Satan) and the Senator is probably Ted Cruz. . .so no one would be surprised by the overt bigotry of those six mental midgets.

Next, the State of Missouri comes into the fray, as a bill is introduced (another Bill of Attainder) by State Sen. Wayne Wallingford to allow open discrimination again LGBT. And this prick doesn’t even hide his bigoted bullshit behind nice sounding language. He flat out comes out and say “yes, I’m looking to fuck over gay people, but not in the gay way. . .in the legal way.”

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“This is trying to provide a defense in those types of instances,” he said. “We’re trying to protect Missourians from attacks on their religious freedom."

Some Christian please show me where in the New Testament Jesus said “love thy neighbor, so long as they are straight” and “judge not lest ye be judged, except if you are judging icky gayo-Americans.”

Missouri’s least favorite and most embarrassing son decided to jump into the fray. Kaptain Krispy Kreme uses his ballast on loan from God to burp out more crap on the “Excrement in Broadcasting” Network.

Apparently, according to the Limpballs, Jan Brewer will veto the law because. . .wait for it, liberals hate laws they don’t agree with and will take people to court instead of accepting a law they don’t like.
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So, how many times have you advocated the ACA being abolished? And how many of the lawsuits against if have you supported, fatboy? Shut the fuck up and go the fuck away. Isn’t time for you to get more Oxycotin and much some scat (since the late, great Bill Hicks told us all you do that).

However, Brewer did veto it (good) and Arizona saves itself more embarrassment. Don’t tell the jackholes on the right. They are viewing Jan Brewer now as the new Benedict Arnold, Wang Jing Wei and any other traitor you can think of. They are going out of their ever loving minds because of this. Look at the tweets from right wing twits on twitter.

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Because Christians are so oppressed being 83% of the American population.

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No. She reaffirms the 14th amendment of equal protection under the law applies to everyone, even icky gayo-Americans.

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Pot meet kettle. But my favorite:

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I smell a bright blue America at the end of this year!


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Chris Mapp[/font]
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Jon Cornyn (R-Mars) has a teabagger primary challenge from teabagger businessman Chris Mapp (R-Moon). Cornyn is a Bush-licker, a conservaturd and one step above troglodyte on the evolutionary (I’m sorry, the intelligent design) scale. But Mapp seems to want to not be just the troglodyte, but the shit under the troglodyte’s underbelly.

Apparently, according to Mapp, calling Mexicans “wetbacks” is as normal as breathing air.

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Way to reach out to that Latino vote there, Mapp. Care to expand on the racism?

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Racist, violent, classless and stupid. Texas has a new hero!

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Aww, snap. That’s a smackdown, Mapp. Care to rebut?

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Stay tuned next week when Mapp drops an n-bomb on national TV, saying “but (n-bombs) say it all the time.” After that, he will go into a Chinese restaurant with make believe slanted eyes and say “ching chong ding dong” will mistaking the letter “R” for the the letter “L,” which is more common in Korea and Japan than in China. To which, Mapp will respond “but they all look the same anyway. So who cares.”


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Steve Martin[/font]
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More war on women. . .this time we go to Virginia for it. Meet Steve Martin (not the comedian), but the dipshit! See, he has interesting views on women and pregnancy. He has decided to call a mother a “host” and not a mother. Which asks a question: If a mother is a host, does that make the fetus a parasite? So, who is Steve Martin? According to Huffington Post, he is the Virginia State Senate’s former chairman of the Senate Education and Health Committee. Apparently, mental health is something he knows little about.

So, he gets a Valentine’s Day card critical of his position on reproductive rights, and Martin decides to go all batshit sexist. Take it away, Steve!

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Uhh. . .what? The Child’s Host? Who calls a mother a child’s host? No one! Except an obtuse motherfucker like this.

This isn’t the first time Martin has decided to tell women what they can and can’t do with their bodies.

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So, he is in favor of jamming large objects up a woman’s who-who-dilly and making sure a fetus is a person. . .I wonder what he thinks after the fetus leaves a woman’s who-who-dilly? When you’re preborn,you’re fine. When you’re preschool, you’re screwed.

Martin continued to turn away from the skid (meaning he made it worse is people are taught to turn into a skid to straighten out).

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I would like to see the world from his point of view. . .but you know how the joke goes. Maybe Steve Martin is a comedian after all. A sadly unfunny one. Brad Stine and Dennis Miller have competition.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Rex Tillerson[/font]
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Fracking destroys the environment, ruins the Earth, poisons everything and produces little. In other words, it’s the energy industry’s wet dream. And since it only fucks up small town in the middle of BFE America, who the hell cares?

Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson loves fracking. He wants everyone to do it so he can make money. Well, not everyone. . .and not if it ruins his property values.

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Tillerson once famously said, “What good is it to save the planet if humanity suffers?” Now it seems that, because he could be personally inconvenienced and his property could be devalued, the CEO has decided that saving the environment, at least on his multi-million dollar Texas property, may not be such a bad thing after all.

Wow! Talk about being a self-interested, greedy, hypocritical piece of shit. Exxon and Chevron (last week’s pizza bullshit) are two peas in a pod! Just the scum of the Earth. Amazingly, he joins the lawsuit to protect his own personal habitat. If he had no property there, who the hell cares?

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Tune in next week when this assclown joins a lawsuit to prevent the Keystone XL pipeline because the oil from it may damage his paint job. It won’t damage his gonads. This prick as balls the size a church bells.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Dick Cheney[/font]
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The troll under the bridge is baaaack, and saying more shit that makes people cringe. Apparently, Obama has Dickie’s knickers in a twist over something.

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Oh damn. Obama must have done something REALLY bad! I mean, Dick is so furious, his pacemaker skipped a beat after he shot another person in the face.

Please continue the salad tossing on Hannity’s moron screech-fest.

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Okay, now, I’m a little confused. He lost me. Care to explain what your problem is? Why is trimming the military budget so bad, Dick?

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****bottom lip dropping****

How dare poor people want to eat! At the cost of a bomber the military doesn’t need, want or even can use. Oh, the humanity. Well, inhumanity in Dick’s case.

Before you say he can’t so something that fucking heartless. . .well, if you believe that, you really don’t know dick about Dick.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Lawrence Lockman[/font]
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How many times will Republicans go to the rape well? Lawrence Lockman of Maine decided to do it and. . .oh, it just doesn’t get more pathetic than saying keeping abortion legal means rape should be legal.

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It can’t be that bad, Mr. Tipping. He can’t be that offensive.

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Okay, he’s a fucktard. We can all accept that. Homophobic, anti-science, subhuman. . .perfect for the Republican Party. Where are his comments about rape?

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Sexual Freedom? Bend over a chair and let someone forcible cornhole you with something and see how much sexual freedom you have as a rape victim.

Never mind that, Lockman doesn’t understand rape is crime of power and domination and not love and intimacy. What a fucking piece of shit. Resign from office, then go back under the rock from which you crawled.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Ted Nugent[/font]
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And finally, this guy needs duct tape around his mouth, and his eyes. . .his hands and maybe his underage girl molesting genitals as well.

Ted “Cat Scratch Fever and nothing else. . .ever” Nugent has apologized to Barack Obama (sort of) for calling him a subhuman mongrel. Now, to up it. . .Obama is Hitler and his administration are Nazis. Oh brother, not this shit again. . .and by shit, I don’t mean what Ted did to get his 4F status to get out of fighting in Viet Nam.

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Any proof of that, Ted “Damn Yankees was a bullshit band” Nugent? Or are you talking out of your child molesting ass again?

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"I just don't agree at all," Nugent said. "There was an incrementalism to what happened in Germany and other places historically, where they came in slowly and they started -- the power struggle between the different races and the power struggle between different elements of society -- and they incrementally work their way in, and I think that's what Obamacare is."

A power struggle between races? Jews are now a race of people? Slavs are a race of people. So, Ted “Shitty Pants” Nugent has decided, all in that empty vaccum he calls a brain that Obama is Hitler, Obamacare is Nazi and there is a massive, anti-American plot to destroy Ted “Child Molester” Nugent’s fantasy world where everyone forgets he made ONE above average song in his life while outliving his shelf life while fucking underage girls and thinks he is the second coming of Gundamentalist Jeebus. Riiiiiiiiiight!

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"I really believe that what we see with the IRS can be compared accurately and historically to the early maneuvers of people like jackbooted thugs, like the brownshirts," he said. "I really believe that, and I think you're being too soft on them. ... I think he really wants to destroy America."

I see how it works. If Ted “Motor City Moron” Nugent doesn’t like it, it’s Nazi Germany. Can that work in the opposite? Ted believes in guns so much he shoots them in concert. . .just like Hitler! Ted acts like he cares about people not named Ted Nugent. . .just like Hitler. Ted has facial hair. . .just like Hitler. Ted has a goofy hairdo, just like Hitler! Ted IS HITLER!!!

Yes, it is stupid when the Top Ten does it. . .and it’s just as pointless when Ted does it. Next week, watch him compare evolution to the Holocaust and abortion to slavery. . .two things Ted probably would have supported.

See you next week.