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kairos12

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April 2, 2024

I was trying to think

up some Motown puns. I can only come up with two or three…Four Tops.

April 2, 2024

Erasmus gets it.

“The less talent they have, the more pride, vanity, and arrogance they have. All these fools, however, find other fools who applaud them.”
Erasmus 1509

April 2, 2024

As Chump tries to prod the legal system to get himself

locked up. MAGA martyrdom you know.

Maybe he will try and emulate his hero Hitler and write a book from prison.

Jokes on him. Because crayons are flammable, they're contraband in prison.

April 2, 2024

I hear people often discuss the "road not taken" or

being stymied by the "fork in the road."

For me, it's I rocked down Electric Avenue, but didn't take it higher.

Grant me another chance, please.

March 31, 2024

If Ella Fitzgerald

married Darth Vader she should be Ella Vader.


March 29, 2024

I avoid conversations with MAGA, but this time

I was in the doctor's office waiting room. In walked a dude fully decked out in Chump gear. Including, "I identify as a pissed off American slogan."

He sat across from an older couple. The woman eyed him and said a lot of people agree with you. I couldn't help it, " I said not everybody."

The Chumper eyed me. I was wearing my battered ball call that identified me as a an Army Ranger. Major Cognitive Dissonance for him I'm sure. You could see the wheels turning. So he asked me, "you an Army Ranger?" I said Yep. Then I asked him, "what Branch were you?"

The hemming and hawing began. I went back to my book.






March 29, 2024

Once I was in the Messhall

and somebody started flinging mayonnaise packets around.

I yelled “what the Hellman!!”

March 27, 2024

MAGA Rubes buying Don Poorleoni endorsed bibles.

Maybe even more than 6 January, the above statement has moved us beyond anything even Rod Serling ever imagined.

"The Maga Zone."

March 27, 2024

Scary Lake throws in the MAGA towel in defamation case.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/kari-lake-seeks-forfeit-her-010035006.html

snip:
Attorneys for Arizona Senate candidate Kari Lake moved to forfeit a defamation case against her on Tuesday, choosing not to contest the allegations that she defamed a state election worker after the 2022 election.

I hope the damages she pays will rival Lottery payouts. What a disgusting piece of trash she is.
March 26, 2024

I'm trying to collect

as many mushrooms as possible.

Please donate to my gofungi page.

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