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Johnny Ready's JournalDenver or Patriots ? - Start em sit em week 12 in the NFL
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Here's Johnny!
Good morning fantasy football freaks, and thank you for joining me. Week 12 features another huge game for the Denver Bronco's who square off against Tom Brady and the Patriots. Denver managed to pull off a tough win against KC last week, this week will not be any easier for Manning and co. The Cowboys will travel to face the Giants in another crucial game with playoff implications today. It should be interesting to see how Eli Manning responds to the challenge. Andre Brown should have good game but will it be enough to stop Tony Romo and Demarco Murray, we will see. My feeling is the Cowboys put on a show today and hand the Gmen a tough loss at home. Speaking of predictions let's get to the week 12 picks!
Winners this week:
Steelers over Cleveland
Detroit over the Bucs
Minnesota over Green Bay
Houston over Jacksonville
Baltimore over the Jets
KC over San Diego
Rams over da Bears
Panthers over Miami
Colts over Arizona
Raiders over Tenn
Cowboys over the Giants
Denver over the Patriots
49er's over Washington on Monday Night score 28 - 24
Full disclosure from week 11 record 9 - 5 excluding Thursday night games because as you know I do not pic Thursday games.
Season record starting week 6 50 - 27
Start em:
Ray Rice RB Baltimore
Bobby Rainey RB Tampa Bay
Terrance Williams WR Dallas
Aaron Dobson WR Patriots
Andre Brown RB Giants
Who do you think will win the Denver - Patriots game?
Good luck this week!
Final note hats off to Cam Newton that was a big win against the Patriots last week.
"I'm needy and desperate for luv"
thanks there goes another 5k worth of therapy down the drain.
I am the greatest Poker player of ALL TIME...seriously.
well, maybe not but thank you for realizing when you are in the presence of greatness. I mean if we're bragging let's go all in.
Denver or KC ? - Start em sit em week 11 in the NFL
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Good morning fantasy football freaks, week 11 features one of the biggest games in the entire world, yes Denver and undefeated KC will square off today. Many are predicting KC will remain undefeated, but personally I see Denver putting an end to KC's winning streak. It should be a great game that goes down to the final minutes to determine a winner. Go Denver!
Speaking of predictions let's get to the week 11 picks!
Winners this week:
Atlanta over the Bucs
Chicago over Baltimore
Cinncy over Cleveland
Buffalo over the Jets
Arizona over Jacksonville
eagles over Washington
Detroit over the Steelers
Raiders over Houston
Chargers over Miami
49er's over the Saints
Seattle over Minnesota
Giants over Green Bay
Denver over KC
Patriots over Carolina on Monday Night score 31 - 28
Full disclosure from week 10 record 7 - 6
season total starting week 6 excluding Thursday games 41 - 22
Start em
Andre Ellington RB Arizona
DeAndre Hopkins WR Houston
Andre Brown RB Giants
Nick Foles QB Philly
Sleeper alert - Bobby Rainey RB Tampa Bay
Who do you think will win the Denver vs. KC cage fight?
Good luck this week!
Start em Sit em Week 10 - Make Your NFL Picks
Hello and welcome to start em sit em week 10 in the NFL. Brought to you by Baby Maybe the gamblers condom.
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Good morning fantasy football freaks and thank you for joining me in what should be another great week in the NFL. In week 9 we saw several teams come up with big ass wins including the Eagles whooping the Raiders with Tim Foley at QB. The Jets also had a big win over the the Saints. Tom Brady and the Patriots also managed to put up some great numbers last week beating the Steelers while putting 55 points on the scoreboard. Hopefully you started Aaron Dobson like I suggested, wow did he have a great game scoring 25 fantasy points in most leagues. This week should be another big week as well, the Bucs should finally put one in the W column. Go Bucs!
Winners this week:
Green Bay over Philly
Steelers over Buffalo
Tenn over Jacksonville
Giants over the Raiders
Seattle over Atlanta
Cinncy over Baltimore
Detroit over Chicago
Colts over the Rams
49ers over Carolina
Denver over San Diego
Arizona over Houston
Cowboys over the Saints
Bucs over Miami on Monday Night score 28 - 24
Full disclosure from week 9
Record 7-5
overall record starting week 6 excluding Thursday games
34 - 16
Start em :
Andre Ellington RB Arizona
Mike James RB Tampa Bay
Zac Stacy Rb Rams
Sit em:
Ryan Mathews RB San Diego
Jarret Boykin WR Green Bay
Good luck this week!
Without Jesse B how can we all be together?
I am me and you are she but without Jesse B how can we all be together?
Between you and me she was the best thing for me
Could she behave well there's no guarantee
Still I think and I sigh
Was it all me myself and I
Was it the green in her eyes
Or is this glue getting me high
She said that's it right there you talk like you don't even care
I can see you can't type you cuss I think you smoke weed and I SWEAR!
I could just tase you right now
I bet you would scream very loud
But between you and me
I think you would like it somehow
She was the best thing
So I sit here at my keyboard with a pen and some paper and a beverage that might spill
Writing about a sweet rebel chick in her Cadillac Seville
I wrote three more songs to get her to come back
But still I wonder if she will
She was the best thing
She was the best thing for me
Hello Jesse B
Hello Jesse B
I know we haven't known each other for a long time
but I was wondering if we could hang out sometime
your friends are all ass kissers but I don't mind
Maybe I shouldn't have told them all to get fucked one at a time
Hello Jesse B
You know that I'd be on my best behavior yes I would
I took for granted you were always there
Now I'm typing heartfelt words i hope you will even care
Maybe I shouldn't have asked you to ride my pony but that was just that one time
Fighting communism is important to me
And I know all your friends agree
And I never wanna make you change for me
Hello Jesse B
You know that I'd be you with if I hadn't been banned for the final time
But I was wondering if we could hangout sometime
I could teach you to rap we could put Jesus to rhyme
I promise not to try to cross your southern border until God says it's time.
Jesse B
please pass this to Jesse B she will know who it is from. Yes I realize I am 40 something, just pass the note I don't have time for your bs.
um thank you
All apologies to Todd Rungren hope you don't mind.
If you would like to rate this magnaminous work of art well I mean you can.
1- 10
after the results I will determine which end of the spectrum is higher.
Start em, Sit em Week 9 in the NFL - Make Your NFL Picks
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Good morning fantasy football freaks in week 8 we saw some very exciting games, including Detroit and Megatron pulling off a close win over Dallas at home. Calvin Johnson showed the world why he is the second greatest receiver to ever play the game ( I am/was # 1... well that's how I see it) with a near record setting performance 329 yds receiving. Wow that was an epic battle between two of the best receivers playing today. Dezzy Bryant put on a show as well making those who drafted Tony Romo in rd. 6 look like geniuses. We also saw Denver get back to their winning ways by beating Washington.
This week should be a great weekend of football with several rivalry games to be played. So let's get to the predictions!
This weeks winners:
San Diego over Washington
Tennessee over the Rams
KC over Buffalo
Saints over the Jets
Dallas over Minnesota
Carolina over Atlanta
Seattle over the Bucs
Raiders over the Eagles
New England over Pittsburgh
Baltimore over Cleveland
Colts over Houston
Green Bay over Chicago on Monday Night Football score 31 - 28
Full disclosure from week 8 record 10-2 excluding Thursday night, because as you know I do not pick Thursday games.
Week 7 record 10- 4
Week 6 record 7 - 5
Total 27 - 11
Start em
Aaron Dobson WR New England
Jake Locker QB Tennessee
Nate Washington WR Tennessee
Ryan Mathews RB San Diego
Sit em
Darrius Heyward Bey WR Indianapolis
Fred Jackson RB Buffalo - I'm starting Mathews over FJax. This is the first time this year to suggest benching FJax. I think Mathews outscores him this week. If you don't have anyone playing better than FJax he should still produce double digit fantasy numbers and you should consider starting him.
Desean Jackson WR Eagles
Week 9 should be a great week, who do you think will win this week? Good Luck!
Is the ability to love proof we were created by God?
One of my favorite questions in life is how did an ameoba in a mud puddle develop emotions, like love and or hate? If you believe in God that answer is simple. For those who do not it is a very solid question, with many different answers. So i would like to ask you, what do you think? Is love proof we were created by God, or can these emotions be explained by evolution?
For the record I do believe in God, but realize that does not mean everyone else does. My best argument for the existence of God might be emotions, it's hard (for me) to understand how we were able to develop them if we did evolve from a puddle of mud.
By the way this is just a simple question, not an advertisement for religion. If you choose to not believe in God that is ok with me, I believe in personal choice and freedom to be independent.
Fantasy Football Start em Sit em Week 8 - Make your NFL picks
Good morning and welcome to start em sit em week 8 in the NFL with your host "The psychic baztard" or TPB if you'd like. Week 8 should be another exciting and important week. In week 7 we saw some very big games including Andrew Luck and the Colts putting a big L on the Denver Bronco's. We also saw the Giants finally put one in the W column, bringing hope to all the Giants fans. This week Peyton Hills should see a lot of reps for the Gmen who face the Eagles in an important NFC east game. Dallas traveling to Detroit also has the possibility of being a huge game, and fun to watch. Speaking of possibilities let's get to the predictions!
This weeks winners:
Patriots over Miami
Detroit over Dallas
Giants over Philly
KC over Cleveland
49er's over Jacksonville
Saints over Buffalo
Cinn over the Jets
Pittsburgh over Oakland
Denver over Washington
Atlanta over Arizona
Green bay over Minnesota
Seattle over the Rams on Monday Night Football score 28 - 24
Full disclosure from week 7
record 10 - 4 excluding Thursday because I do not pick Thursday games.
Start em week 8
Jarret Boykin WR Green Bay
Peyton Hills RB NY Giants
Cole Beasley WR Dallas
Harry Douglas WR Atlanta
Sit em week 8
Steven Jackson RB Atlanta
James Jones WR Green Bay
Carson Palmer QB Arizona
Larry Fitzgerald WR Arizona
Full disclosure from week 7
Starts that made me look bad
Brandon LaFell WR Carolina
Scott Chandler TE Buffalo
Sits that made me look bad
Andrew Luck - nice work Andrew I will never suggest to sit you again!
Starts that made me look even more awesome if that is possible.
Marvin Jones WR Cinn
Fred Jackson RB Buffalo
Good luck this week!
Edit - I went 10 - 4 not 11- 3 in week 7
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Name: Johnny ReadyGender: Male
Hometown: Tampa
Home country: US
Current location: Tampa
Member since: Wed Jul 31, 2013, 06:51 PM
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