September 8, 2020

MAGA-racistville (sorry Jimmy)

Wearing my Klan hood
Sure makes me feel good
Cleaning my gun that’s covered with oil
Planning my next march, white robes filled with starch
My Aryan blood is beginning to boil

Wastin' away again in MAGA-racistville
Searchin' for my white identity
Some people claim that there's a black man to blame
And we know, it's all Obama’s fault

Don't know the reason
Stayed here all season
Nothing to show but this Nazi tattoo
But it's a real beauty
A white power cutie
How it got here I’m proud to tell you

Wastin' away again in MAGA-racistville
Searchin' for my white identity
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
Now I know, it’s never my fault

I messed up my Klan robes
Got blood on my Klan robes
Had to run, had to head on back home
But there's booze in the blender
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on

Wastin' away again in MAGA-racistville
Searchin' for my white identity
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
And we know, it's all Hillary’s fault

September 6, 2020

I have an idea on how to persuade Trump voters to wear masks.

And my idea could make me rich. I think I could easily sell many millions of these special masks to most of the 63 million Trump voters.

I will incorporate a KN95 filter into a KKK hood.

And for a small extra fee, the buyer can have a Nazi flag, SS lightning bolts, or MAGA embroidered on the mask.

I realize that not every Trump voter is a racist, but at $10 per hood/mask, I should get 99.5% of Trump voters willing to buy the hood/mask.

Note: This is somewhat satirical.