October 15, 2016

Saturday morning smile . . .

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children in her class what their

mothers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse, businesswoman,

saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the

teacher gently prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my mother's

an exotic dancer in a club and takes off all her clothes in front of men,

and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really

good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this bold statement, hurriedly set the

other children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside

to quietly ask him, "Is that really true about your mother, dear?"

Nope," the boy said, "She works for the Republican National Committee and

is helping to get Donald Trump to be our next President, but I was too

embarrassed to say that In front of rest of the kids."

October 4, 2016

Best Trump taxes toon