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Since the AHCA failed do you think they

might direct their attention to welfare and Soc-Sec and food cards?

I have noticed only repukes get added time and the

Democrats get called to shut up because time is up. What assholes.

Am I imagining this? Are some of the repukes who said they would

vote no now voting yes?

Does anyone here have what you need to do the math on how

much it will cost a person for Trumpuncare? I ask because I keep hearing 50-64 bringing in 26,000. I am about to turn 50 and get 13,200 a year. What will I have to pay once Medicare goes away?

Is there a count somewhere showing how many votes

there is for yes or no? I also have a terrible feeling that last night the repukes were threatened with a lot more than what was threatened last time. I have a feeling some of those who said they would vote no were lying.

About Trump's claim on Sweden having an attack.

Am I the only one who thinks that he might have had something to do with the attack a couple of days later in Sweden? I mean he got a lot of flack for lying about that and I wonder if he did an "I told you so" type of thing. What do you all think?

Am I right when I think that I have noticed since Trump put them

in his cabinet that all the women have just sort of disappeared? I hear nothing anymore about any of them. Devos or however you spell her name is mentioned once in awhile in passing but not much really. When he put those women in my first thought was "token" women to make an attempt to make his female voters feel a little better.

Spacer is lying again, his pupils are moving back and forth while he lies.

I am wondering.

First, I have never ever seen a picture of Barron smiling ( not even close ) what do you think is going on with him? I mean do you think his dad is mean to him? I have never even seen an attempt at a fake smile.

Second, do you think Melania's parents care that she seems unhappy 98% of the time and just like everybody else can tell Beelzebub is not nice to her? Most of her smiles seem forced.

Trump's budget makes perfect sense and will fix America, and I will tell you why.

My mother found this.

The hard power budget: Never weak, never soft, always STRONG.

Some people are complaining that the budget proffered by the Trump administration, despite its wonderful macho-sounding name, is too vague and makes all sorts of cuts to needed programs in favor of increasing military spending by leaps and bounds. These people are called wimps. Office of Management and Budget Director Mick Mulvaney has called it a 'hard power budget" which is, I think, the name of an exercise program where you eat only what you can catch, pump up your guns and then punch the impoverished in the face. This, conveniently , is also what the budget does.

This budget will make America a lean. mean fighting machine with bulging, rippling muscles and not an ounce of fat. America has been weak and soft for too long. BUT HOW WILL I SURVIVE ON THIS NEW BUDGET? you may be wondering, I AM A HUMAN CHILD, NOT A COSTLY FIGHTER JET. You may not survive, but that is because you are SOFT and WEAK, something this budget is designed to eliminate.

What are we cutting?

THE STATE DEPARTMENT, BY 29%: Right now, all the State Department's many qualified employees do is sit around being sad that they are never consulted about anything. This is, frankly, depressing, and it is best to put them out of their misery. Besides, they are only trained in Soft Diplomacy, like a woman would do, and NOBODY wants that. Only HARD POWER now that we have a man in charge who thought the name Rex Tillerson was not manly enough and rechristened himself Wayne Tracker. With the money we will save on these sad public servants, we will be able to buy lots of GUNS and F-35s and other cool things that go BOOM and POW and PEW PEW PEW.

ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENCY: We absolutely do not need this, Clean rivers and breathable air are making us SOFT and letting the Chinese and the Russians get the jump on us. We must go back to the America that was great, when air was full of coal and danger and the way you could tell if the air was breathable was by carrying a canary around with you at all times, perched on your leathery, coal-dust-covered finger. Furthermore, we will cut funding to Superfund cleanup in the EPA because the only thing manlier than clean water is DIRTY water.

AGRICULTURE DEPARTMENT: NO MORE OF THIS NAMBY -PAMBY "GATHERING" NONSENSE. We will be HUNTERS again. This is also why we are cutting the Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants and Children: Let them FIGHT for their meat or have NONE.

COMMERCE DEPARTMENT: This will lose its funding to prepare people for coastal disasters, because in the future we will all be so strong that we can stare down the sea and make it recede by flexing our bulging muscles.

LABOR DEPARTMENT: There will be not LABOR in the future. Labor is what women do, I think. All fetuses will burst out of wombs brandishing an Uzi on each arm. ( Also, we will cut the funding to the people who would have explained that this is not how birth or labor works. )

We are decreasing funding to the NATIONAL INSTITUTIONS of HEALTH because in the future we will cure diseases by punching it, or, if that fails, sending drones after it. Also, we will buy more planes and guns to shoot airborne viruses out of the sky.

AFFORDABLE HOUSING: is a luxury and we are going to get rid of it. Donald Trump does not live in affordable housing and neither should you.

We don't need to fund HISTORIC SITES, those parks have sassed the administration enough and they must get what is coming to them.

A FEW other things we are cutting:

CHEMICAL SAFETY BOARD: Give us CHEMICAL DANGER, which sounds way more metal.

CORPORATION FOR PUBLIC BROADCASTING: Instead, anyone who turns on the radio will be able to hear audio footage of a Trump son shooting a rare land mammal.

NATIONAL ENDOWMENT FOR THE ARTS: The NEA will be destroyed and replaced with an armored helicopter with a shark painted on it.

NATIONAL ENDOWMENT FOR THE HUMANITIES: The NEHA will be replaced with half a fighter jet and a bunch of drones. This is the only art America needs.


U.S. INTERAGENCY COUNCIL ON HOMELESSNESS: We will all live outdoors in the Hard Power America and we will pump steel together and shout "GRRR" and there will be no mental illness because it is only in your mind.

WOODROW WILSON INTERNATIONAL CENTER FOR SCHOLARS: This is counterintuitive given Wilson's track record of racism, which is no longer the handicap it once was, but you must remember that he also tried to start the League of Nations, which was like the United Nations but more so.

There is a 2.6 billion line in the budget to pay for the wall until Mexico pays for the wall. I think? Sounds right. The education budget is also cut so i can't tell if this logic makes sense.

All schoolchildren will be taught by an F-35 wearing a Make America Great Again hat. They will also have new school choice options including the choice not to afford any school at all, because at school you are taught things like grammar and pronouns and spelling and history, and these are all potentially inimical to the future we are trying to build. We will also be cutting Meals on Wheels, as well as after-school programs to feed children, because they are not improving performance as we would like. Feed children just to feed them? What are we. SOFT? No. No we are not.
AMERICA WILL BE STRONGER THAN IT HAS EVER BEEN! Anyone who survives will be a gun covered in the fur of a rare mammal, capable of fighting disease with a single muscular flex. RAW POWER! HARD RAW POWER GRRRRR HISSS POW!

It will be great.
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