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FakeNoose's JournalThe 4th of July (joke)
So, it's the 4th of July night and all the dead presidents are gathered around the heavenly campfire having a party.
They're drinking, eating and just generally having a great time when President Washington puts President Lincoln on the spot.
W: "Hey Abe, do that thing you do!"
L: "What now, George? What thing?"
W: "Lincoln, do the thing. The speech! You know, the thing!"
L: "Oh yeah, the speech. Yeah, that thing. Nah, I can't. Can't remember the words."
W: "Whadya mean you can't remember the words? It's the speech; you've said it a million times! You've got that like burned in your brain, right?"
L: "Well yeah, normally I've got it memorized, but that was four s'mores and seven beers ago!"
Preet Bharara's prediction re: Weisselberg
https://twitter.com/PreetBharara/status/1410695753975189507Preet Bharara:
Im not optimistic that Weisselberg will flip but I am optimistic hell be convicted. The law is fairly clear on what is income & what is taxable. Hes a sophisticated executive; mistake is implausible. The company booked much of it as income. And juries hate rich tax cheats.
4:24 PM · Jul 1, 2021
Game commission recommends removing bird feeders as disease spreads
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette June 1, 2021
(link) https://www.post-gazette.com/news/science/2021/07/01/Pennsylvania-Game-Commission-alert-mysterious-disease-songbird-population/stories/202107010179
Some of the most affected are blue jays, starlings, and common grackles, but also robins and cardinals the game commission said.
Characterized by conjunctivitis, as well as neurological signs such as erratic flight, the unidentified disease first became prevalent in Ohio and Washington D.C. Though it has not yet reached Western Pennsylvania, the public should take all the same precautions to prevent spread, experts said.
Along with removing feeders and baths, the game commission and the Audubon Society of Western Pennsylvania recommend continued cleaning of the feeders and baths with a 10% bleach solution, as well as keeping people and pets away from sick and dead birds.
Last week we started getting calls coming to our office asking if people should do the same [as Ohio], and because it wasnt seen in Western Pennsylvania at the time, we were still trying to learn about it. Were still kind of in that place because there is no cause thats been identified, but we understand now the importance of bringing in those feeders, director of communications at the Audubon Society, Rachel Handel, said Thursday.
Without the presence of feeders and baths, the birds are unable to congregate, which is the main cause of spread. It does not appear to spread to humans, but there is no concrete evidence yet, according to Ms. Handel. There are speculations, though, of where the disease comes from.
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Here's an oldie but goody from Cliff Clavin and Norm Peterson
'Memba them?
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But, naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers!
Anybody have experience - good or bad - with memory foam mattress toppers?
I'm seriously considering buying a memory foam mattress topper, it's something that goes on top of your regular firm (or extra firm) mattress that gives a soft comfort layer.
The foam topper that I have now is NOT memory foam, and it was kind of cheap when I bought it 10 years ago. But it's time to replace it now, and I'd like to get something a little better.
The one I'm looking at - but I have no way to try it out - is the new "cooling" gel one that claims to have solved the problem of the foam toppers trapping body heat. These new ones are supposed to keep you cool in the warm summer months. (Not usually an issue for me, but ...)
I have questions:
1) Is it comfortable and sturdy enough to justify the $100+ price tag?
2) Is there any substantial difference between the 2", 3", or 4" thick memory foam?
3) Any sore-back or sore-neck issues from sleeping on one of these?
Thanks for helping me decide!
It's Bob Dylan's 80th birthday today, major artists tell their favorite Dylan song
(link) https://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/may/24/favourite-dylan-song-mick-jagger-marianne-faithfull-tom-jones-judy-collins-and-more
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Youtube recordings for each song, so take some time to enjoy these.
Happy birthday Bob Dylan and many, many more!
21 die in extreme weather in China ultramarathon
After an all-night rescue operation in freezing temperatures involving more than 700 personnel, rescuers were able to confirm that 151 people were safe, out of a total of 172 participants. Twenty-one had died, according to the official Xinhua News Agency, which said the runners suffered from physical discomfort and the sudden drop in temperature.
The runners were racing on an extremely narrow mountain path at an altitude reaching 6,500-9,800 feet. The 60-mile race was held Saturday in the Yellow River Stone Forest tourist site in Baiyin city in Gansu province. The participants were not rookies. One of the deceased was a well-known runner Liang Jing, who had won a 62-mile race in Ningbo, reported the Paper, a state-backed newspaper based in Shanghai.
The race also followed a relatively established course, having been held four times, according to an account posted online by a participant in the race who quit and managed to make his way to safety. But the weather caught them off guard, and on the morning of the race Saturday, he already sensed things were not normal. The runners were not dressed for winter-like conditions, many wearing short-sleeved tops.
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Parts of the marathon trail were on steep mountainsides, over a mile high. Many of the marathoners were unprepared for the sudden change in temperature. Some runners had fallen off the trail into deep crevices, making the rescue work difficult and dangerous.
Pa. voters approve constitutional amendments to curb governor's power
(cross-posted from the Pennsylvania thread)
(link) https://www.post-gazette.com/news/politics-state/2021/05/18/pennsylvania-constitutional-amendments-2021-election-results-limiting-governors-power/stories/202105180166
Pennsylvanias primary election featured nationally watched questions stemming from Republican dissatisfaction over shutdowns ordered by Gov. Tom Wolf during the pandemic and worries over whether federal judges appointed by former President Donald Trump will roll back civil rights protections.
Both of the ballot questions which sought to limit the power of the governor in declaring a disaster and put more power into the hands of the Legislatures 253 lawmakers have passed, The Associated Press reported, making Pennsylvania the first state to impose such restrictions on a governor.
The two questions led with almost 54% of the vote with 73% of precincts reporting.
The first proposed constitutional amendment will make it so that the states General Assembly could terminate or extend a disaster declaration at any time without approval from the governor. The Pennsylvania Constitution will have to be amended so that the disaster declaration power will be shared by the governor and the General Assembly.
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The second question proposed that the time limit on a disaster declaration be shortened from 90 days to 21 days unless the General Assembly votes to extend it. Mr. Wolf openly advocated against these ballot questions in a visit to Pittsburgh last week, calling them bad news and saying that they would politicize the governments response to disasters and emergencies.
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In my opinion the questions were intentionally worded in a way to be confusing. And don't get me started on how they snuck this in on an off-year primary ballot with typically low participation.
Pa. voters approve constitutional amendments to curb governor's power
(link) https://www.post-gazette.com/news/politics-state/2021/05/18/pennsylvania-constitutional-amendments-2021-election-results-limiting-governors-power/stories/202105180166
Pennsylvanias primary election featured nationally watched questions stemming from Republican dissatisfaction over shutdowns ordered by Gov. Tom Wolf during the pandemic and worries over whether federal judges appointed by former President Donald Trump will roll back civil rights protections.
Both of the ballot questions which sought to limit the power of the governor in declaring a disaster and put more power into the hands of the Legislatures 253 lawmakers have passed, The Associated Press reported, making Pennsylvania the first state to impose such restrictions on a governor.
The two questions led with almost 54% of the vote with 73% of precincts reporting.
The first proposed constitutional amendment will make it so that the states General Assembly could terminate or extend a disaster declaration at any time without approval from the governor. The Pennsylvania Constitution will have to be amended so that the disaster declaration power will be shared by the governor and the General Assembly.
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The second question proposed that the time limit on a disaster declaration be shortened from 90 days to 21 days unless the General Assembly votes to extend it. Mr. Wolf openly advocated against these ballot questions in a visit to Pittsburgh last week, calling them bad news and saying that they would politicize the governments response to disasters and emergencies.
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Not enough voters followed the instructions to vote NO-NO-YES, and the wording on the questions was deliberately confusing, IMHO.
Today's joke :-)
Q: How do you tell the difference between a fully vaccinated person and an unvaccinated person if they aren't wearing a mask?
A: Ask them who won the election.
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